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Chugging tea Which is better tho

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u/Dry_Spring4108 10d ago

Never had White Castle, they don’t exist in my state. They seem like a “hate it or you love it” type chain though.

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u/PMmeIamlonley 10d ago

I think its one you are supposed to be fucked up to eat. They made a whole movie about it 

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u/opportunptr 10d ago

So like Dick’s (the chain in Seattle, not the appendage).

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u/dragnansdragon 10d ago

I loved being able to get a bag of Dick's when I was a kid.

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u/PeriodSupply 10d ago

So you're catholic?

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u/stryker_cast 9d ago edited 9d ago

This comment made me die. I went to Catholic high school near a Dick's and we ate there all the time.

"Don't sit of the Dick's!" was said in innocent earnest more than once.

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u/JimiRowe 9d ago

Do not sit of them.

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u/dragnansdragon 9d ago

G prep rep?

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u/pilihp 9d ago

Father(priest not dad)?

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u/dragnansdragon 9d ago

No, Daddy. Not Dad or Father

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u/Flyers121 9d ago

Muslim most likely 

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 10d ago

Jewish actually

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u/Jeffe-69 10d ago

Always been disappointed that they didn't lean into this and sell "grab/eat a bag of Dicks" merchandise

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u/Big_P4U 9d ago

Nothing better than a plate full of dicks sliding and slurping into your mouth

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u/dragnansdragon 9d ago

Eating vegetables is like anal sex, the more you're forced to do it as a child the easier it is as an adult... /s

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u/Zforeezy 10d ago

Nothing like going to Dick's after a show, ears still ringing, still a little drunk, and then having to stand in line even though its 1am

But nah, Dicks is way better than White Castle

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u/RedBranch808 9d ago

Dick's also pays their employees very well, pays for their college, and adjusts their schedule to suit their classes. All because they believe in retaining trained, efficient people.

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u/UnsaneInTheMembrane 9d ago

Omg, that makes me want to eat dicks every day.

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u/UnicornWorldDominion 9d ago

Yeah and getting some nice sporting goods.

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u/InvestNorthWest 10d ago

I worked there for many years... worked the Edmonds opening even. The deluxe really cant be beat.

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u/InvestNorthWest 9d ago

IDK, the quality certainly never really changed. Same standards and policies. Everything was very buttoned down (as is the norm). There are actually two grills in most of the locations. If one acts up we would just adjust to the other. If any one employee's salt is wrong (ect) it would be abundantly obvious to the manager and corrections would be made immediately.

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u/Cubezz 10d ago

Whoa whoa whoa. I went to Dicks like 9 years ago and it was fantastic. Has it gone downhill?

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u/pixelprophet 10d ago edited 9d ago

Nope still in-house cut fresh fried fries damn tasty burgers

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u/ethernate 9d ago

And amazing tartar sauce.

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u/Arcadiasgotmerunnin 10d ago

I’ve been a few of times in the last two years when I’ve been in town. They’re.. fine. I wasn’t blown away, but definitely can see how it’s a go-to when inebriated.

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u/WDoE 9d ago

Nope. Cheap, good, fast, they take good care of their staff, and now they take cards.

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u/Lickbelowmynuts 10d ago

Not at all

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u/jeexbit 10d ago

Has it gone downhill?

nope

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u/opportunptr 10d ago

I mean, I personally like it, but it’s hyped as Seattle’s In-n-out and I don’t think it’s a good comparison. It’s a good, quick, greasy bite.

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u/jeexbit 10d ago

Burgermaster might be more like Seattle's In-n-Out

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u/largegaycat 9d ago

It’s different type of burger but I prefer a Deluxe over a Double-Double any day of the week. Also Dick’s fries are substantially better.

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u/GuitarCD 10d ago

They are only the same in the cheap, quick, and no special order type of things. But for me personally, I'll pick a fried burger over a steamed one just for the texture difference. Gimme that Deluxe with the wilted lettuce and those floppy ass fries at Dick's.

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u/Sensitive_Buffalo416 10d ago

Absolutely. On a state burger list, it’s at the top. I like it more than In and Out even. Excellent burgers that are very consistent in quality.

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u/Luke_cloud_surfer 10d ago

So you don’t want a cockmeat sandwich?

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u/MarekRules 10d ago

Yeah dick’s is incredible value too. $3 for a burger that’s actually fresh these days is great. And they pay their employees well + pay for education IIRC.

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u/defk3000 10d ago

Krystals?

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u/RealityOk9823 10d ago

No White Castle here, just Krystals.

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u/Agreeable_Ostrich805 10d ago

Crystal Castles?

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u/lik_a_stik 10d ago

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 10d ago

Samara's sister😳😭?

This could literally be me😆. I lost my mam when i was 16yo and actually used to sleep at the graveyard sometimes. And i had long black hair and white irish skin. Spooky

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u/MisterDoctor___ 10d ago

You probably scared the bejeesus out of a bunch of people.

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 10d ago

Nah, she was buried in Inverin, Co. Galway. Its a very secluded graveyard on the west atlantic coast of ireland. Its up a tiny road and on the coastline. So ppl werent there after dusk. And the ppl who frequented knew me cause id skip school too and hang there at the beginning. But def if someone would have shown up, i would have scared them lol. But it was so dark too. Definitely wasnt healthy or normal but losing her was just life shattering for me. Its a long time ago now, i can chuckle about the idea of it all

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u/MisterDoctor___ 10d ago

Yea I can’t imagine the loss, especially at such a young age. Glad you came out of it though.

But I’ll keep the image in my head of you slowly getting up to the horror of random passerby’s.

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u/AxDevilxLogician 10d ago

my man! or woman!

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 10d ago

They closed the Krystal's near my house. I've been depressed ever since.

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 10d ago

Coincidence? I think so!

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u/Connormanable 10d ago

Krystal is way better than White Castle and I’ll fist fight anyone with a differing opinion

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 10d ago

Had both way too often.

They're both dog shit and you'd never buy it for anyone you're trying to impress but they hit so good at 2 am. Then a different hit at 8 am

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u/BeDeviledDevotchka 10d ago

I've had both and definitely prefer Krystal but I think it says more about the quality of drinking I do in New Orleans than it does about either chain.

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u/Disastrous-Fig-9830 10d ago

So, you’re going to Waffle House?

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u/CSG1aze 10d ago

Are people really buying fast food to try and impress others??

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 10d ago

It was a way of conveying the quality

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u/ElvisAndretti 10d ago

There is a LOT of variability in the quality of Krystal Franchises. The best are excellent but the worst are probably dangerous.

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u/Bald_Harry 10d ago

Let's do this then!

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u/Tfsz0719 10d ago

Get wrecked son dog

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u/Ok_Leopard_8694 10d ago

It's true. Grew up with Krystals and finally got to have White Castle. It was meh. Krystal sliders win hands down. White Castle fries were better.

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u/Past-Sand-5739 10d ago

Really!? North Jersey guy never had Krystal I'll have to try. Im sure neither compare to the og White Man(n)as tho. Iykyk.

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u/DualityisFunnnn 10d ago

Krystal’s is goated

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u/CrowdyPooster 10d ago

Sackful of Krystal is the move

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u/viperfangs92 10d ago

Krystal's was pretty good as well

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u/yazi077 10d ago

Same here, I think I tried White Castle in Indiana.

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u/Derp_McShlurp 10d ago

You can't throw a rock without hitting two White Castles in Indiana. They're everywhere.

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u/OrenSchroeder 10d ago

I never had White Castle but I'm from Georgia and totally miss Krystal's.

I also miss Waffle House.

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u/ohigetit2 9d ago

We have waffle house next door in alabama I'll even buy you a all star

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 10d ago

Karen and Kumar go to Krystal, I think that's right

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u/Tfsz0719 10d ago

Ah yes, KKK.

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u/GroveGuy33133 10d ago

Had two Sunday obligations when I was in Alabama: Church, and Krystal burgers.

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u/askmeforashittyfact 10d ago

Krystal’s is complete dog shit. Don’t listen to anyone who recommends it.

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u/merkmerc 10d ago

There’s not a single person on earth who willingly went to Krystal’s over White Castle

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u/Champigne 9d ago

I had it once in the middle of the night, because it was the only thing open. It was easily one of the worst places I've ever eaten. Just soggy, bland, little Walmart frozen grade burgers. I legitimately question how they stay open.

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u/AdministrativeBus259 10d ago

That’s the down south version and man I miss it ..

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u/jetpacks3005 9d ago

When I was in college, my buddy and I stopped at Krystals coming back from a show. We were going to get ten, I think, but the kid behind the counter was like, I only have enough buns to make like 30 more burgers, then I have to close. Is it cool if I give you 30 but only charge you for 10? We said hells yeah. Then we got back to the dorm, ate fifteen each, and played Goldeneye. Christ I miss being young.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 10d ago

AKA Great Value White Castle

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u/blondebuilder 10d ago

They’re super greasy and smelly. They load them with steamed onions that have a sweet, sulfuric odor.

I used to work in an office next to a White Castle. People would eat those for lunch at their desk. It was awful.

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u/Thick-Cauliflower619 10d ago

I like White Castle, but that's a shame meal you eat at midnight.

The idea of eating it at work, is ghoulish.

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u/aliencardboard 9d ago

Straight to the toilet 30 minutes after eating. They are amazing when you’re starving, drunk, or stoned. Every so often you just crave that onion coated goodness though. Nothing like a 10 sack of sliders with cheese and a large Big Red.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 10d ago

I think you misspelled amazinging at the end there.

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u/scotiaboy10 10d ago

and.... so did you

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u/JimmWasHere 10d ago

Would you really expect better from u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts?

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u/turdbugulars 10d ago

Yes I do.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 10d ago

Its got 2 ings to represent the superiority of Whitecastle.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 10d ago

The patty is steamed too, in fact they're steamed over the onions

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 9d ago

Are you saying it's a steamed ham?! At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/BrittaWasRight 10d ago

Requiem for a dream?

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u/F1eshWound 10d ago

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?

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u/Reinheitsgetoot 10d ago

30 years ago White Castle was amazing. They were cooked in massive batches, fresh, on a flat top right in front of you. They were epic greasy diner sliders and anytime someone went to pick someone up from the airport, they also had to bring back a. 30 pack or were not allowed back in the house.30 year later they taste like it’s 30 years later.

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u/Electronic-Snow-9558 10d ago

Those lil itty bitty grilled onions

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u/deer_god11 9d ago

After watching the movie me and my friend drove to the nearest white castle 6 hours away.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 10d ago edited 10d ago

The wildest thing about White Castle burgers is if you fart after eating them it smells just like the burger. I don’t understand the science behind it lol

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 10d ago

Careful. You only get one or two blanks before the next one blows your asses brains out.

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u/Magooose 10d ago

They both taste the same also.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 10d ago

Everyone needs a hobby I guess. Who am I to kink shame?

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u/ThePureAxiom 9d ago

Yeah, those are the warning shots and you'd best know where the nearest bathroom is when it occurs.

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u/Calm_Ad308 10d ago

So Onions have two ingredients that are harder for humans to digest; Sulfer and Fructans. With out getting TOO graphic, basically these two ingredients feed the bacteria in your gut and causes them to expel much more gas than usual, a lot more.

Now I know what you’re think “oh have onions on other burgers and never get that kind of gas like White castles” and your right! White castles aren’t burgers they’re sliders, as such most of the ingredients of the burger are cook on the same griddle with thin patties. Thinner patties means less fat and grease to coat the onions during digestion, and the patties are cooked ontop of the onions, so the reverse happens where all those fructans gets sweated out and absorbed by the meat and the cheese and buns which all go on the onion bed at some point while being steamed catching that sulfur.

TLDR: WC sliders are soaked with fructans and sulfur from being cooked on a bed of onions and that upsets your gut bacteria making your gassy and potentially softer stool.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 9d ago

This is why I Reddit

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u/Balives 9d ago

Beautiful.

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u/Ok-Assignment4108 9d ago

Burger King onion rings always made my farts smell like total rotten trash. Now I can try and quote this when people yell at me

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u/N3onknight 9d ago

Must be a nurgle cult scheme to fart a greater daemon into reality, thanks malum caedo, the ordo malleus will investigate this.

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u/scoopny 9d ago

Wow, thank you.

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u/ExcitingRound4990 9d ago

Used to purposely eat 10-15 before field exercises in the Navy. Easily cleared out 50 man tents.

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u/YoyodyneCog 10d ago

I never had a genuine White Castle burger growing up for the same reason. In college though I would buy the grocery store freezer section White Castle burgers and enjoyed them. They really nailed that "tasty garbage" quality.

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u/academicthrows 10d ago

Being from the west I had only known those freezer burgers, and loved them. When I moved to Baltimore, I calculated the closest White Castle on my way to my destination so I could finally try them. I landed in Newark NJ and was genuinely scared for my life just how sketched out everyone was in the immediate area. Turns out, White Castles are primarily in bad areas, kinda like the iconic Little Caesar's + Payday Loans + Liquor store trio.

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u/YoyodyneCog 9d ago

Little Caesar's + Payday Loans + Liquor store trio

So you're from LA too it sounds like?

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u/academicthrows 9d ago

Not even close! It's just U.S. thing 

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u/YoyodyneCog 9d ago edited 9d ago

Oh interesting. LA is the only city I have lived in that has that.

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u/FullMooseParty 9d ago

Having lived in Maryland most of my life, I really haven't seen a lot of White castles until I moved to the Midwest. From what I can tell, they are in one of two locations: immediately off the highway next to the cracker barrel (because sometimes when you're driving long distances in the middle of the night you need something easy to eat and awful for you) or in the sketchiest neighborhood possible. There used to be one I think on the edge of Corktown in Detroit that had no other non-blighted buildings a couple blocks in every direction

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u/brightapplestar 10d ago

Yesssss those frozen ones twinning in a single plastic wrapper were the best

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u/Early-Rub3549 9d ago

I still keep a box in my house-

They arent great, but they arent terrible. Good to have in a pinch for sure

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u/nvmls 10d ago

The frozen ones are completely different, you'd like the store ones a lot more.

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u/anthrohands 10d ago

Yet they’re still so good

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u/shaunlm19 10d ago

Yup, the frozen ones come nowhere close to the ones you get at the restaurant.

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u/os_beef 9d ago

I've had both. For whatever reason, the frozen ones are better. Seems like they have more flavor.

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u/elinamebro 10d ago

Might be the store I went too but they tasted about the same.

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u/kayknox_ 10d ago

Same. Only ate at a restaurant once, but it tasted like it was fresh out of my microwave.

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u/Expensive-Brother-91 10d ago

Contrary to everyone else, the frozen ones taste about 75% similar to me. The ones in the restaurant taste a lot fresher (like actual fast food) but they feel close.

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet 10d ago

30 burgers for what you'll get for 3 birgers at 5 guys. Will you regret it?

Yep!

Will you get drunk an do it again?

Yep!

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u/Obvious-Arm-8139 10d ago

Only burger chain that will make my poop and farts smell like the burgers. Every time I fart I'm reminded of my poor decision to eat 20 jalapeño cheese sliders.

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u/ppmiaumiau 10d ago

I worked at a gas station from age 19-21. The owner did a shit ton of coke and ate pretty much exclusively Wendy's. Then he would come behind the counter to do stuff like, empty the safe, count cigarettes, etc. And he would always fart and his farts always smelled like Wendy's burgers and fries. I am now 47 and I still can't eat Wendy's because of Bob's horrific farts.

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u/The_Night_Man_Cumeth 9d ago

You have to try the new Bobs-Farts Burger at Wendy's! It will take you back to that gas station 27 years ago

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u/-Cthaeh 10d ago

It's so bad too. I don't want to smell my white castle farts all night and into the morning. Its wild how so much smell carries through.

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u/Obliviousobi 10d ago

Man, I'll eat White Castle sober. I love those little bastards.

Their frozen burgers are actually solid too.

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u/grubas 9d ago

It's like the weirdest NYC cultural touchstone.  

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u/Long_Run6500 10d ago

So they're like the Little Ceasars of burger joints?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10d ago

It’s hot and it’s ready.

But is it any good?

I said it’s HOT and it’s READY!

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u/YoungBockRKO 10d ago

Can agree, 30 burgers SLAPS. Albeit not on the list, hits the fucking SPOT. I get a different one each time and am just over halfway through the menu.

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u/Browncoat64 10d ago

I once smashed a sack of White Castle before a 3hr flight. Terrible choice.

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u/Waschaos 10d ago

I bet. Especially for those sitting near you.

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u/Browncoat64 10d ago

My MIL was beside me. When we got off the plane she complained about the asshole behind us stinking up the plane. I never told her.

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u/elchupacabra206 10d ago

she knew. was prob just being passive aggressive

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u/Browncoat64 10d ago

No, she's not afraid to call me out. My wife however, she knew.

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u/oliversherlockholmes 10d ago

She knows your brand lol

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u/Ridicumundo 10d ago

to be fair, we all have an asshole behind us, don't we?

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u/0hMyGandhi 10d ago

Probably didn't help that you tried to disguise the fart by clearing your throat but the timing was never quite right.

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u/Offnickel 10d ago

Had it for the first time a few months ago. Worst smelling gas of my life like it wasn’t even my own. Like a homeless guy broke in and took a shit. Still delicious though

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u/What_a_fat_one 10d ago

I actually prefer when the person sitting next to me has eaten 30 White Castle sliders

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u/Ksevio 10d ago

They have a white castle burger vending machine at the airport now. I chose not to experiment with that before sitting in my window seat for 6 hours

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u/frshprincenelair 10d ago

White Castle burger vending machine at the airport.. words that should never exist in the same sentence.

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u/FuckYouVerizon 10d ago

Sweet Jesus, I felt my stomach churn after reading that line.

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u/tuftopubichair 10d ago

They just take the frozen ones from the supermarket and microwave them. Not that wild, overpriced and gross though fosho

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u/HolyMostaccioli 10d ago

Thats diabolical, whoever came up with that idea deserves prison time.

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 10d ago

If you want steamed hams with a lot of onion, you'll love it.

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u/MarquiseAlexander 10d ago

Steamed Hams? I thought we were having steamed clams.

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u/BurnerAcct3816 9d ago

These are clearly grilled

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u/Old_Pangolin_3303 10d ago

Do they come with an aurora borealis?

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u/rawlsballs 10d ago

So much onion. Which is amazing at a certain level or two.

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u/WinceField Human Verified 10d ago

Five guys is actually my family favorite

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u/Inadequate21 10d ago

I agree, looks the worst but tastes the best. Although that’s probably cause it’s the same thing as with subway where you pick what ever you want on it.

“My guy, you made the sandwich” type energy

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u/akatherder 10d ago

Also costs more, fast food vs fast casual or something.

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u/TrueKingSkyPiercer 10d ago

Five Guys tastes like a homemade hamburger, if whoever was making burgers in your home knew exactly what they were doing.

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u/OOO0OO00O 10d ago edited 10d ago

Everything’s always better with Juicy beef and onion sandwiches from Americas medieval sandwich restaurant.

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u/External_Win3300 10d ago

It's a White Castle, man, just say White Castle! Who the hell calls White Castle a sandwich restaurant?

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u/Sonderfull 10d ago

See? This guy gets it!

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u/OOO0OO00O 10d ago

STOP SAYING THAT!

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u/MooKids 10d ago

Oh my god, no I don't!

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u/Fuck__Joey 10d ago

I’ve never had White Castle that wasn’t a laxative

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u/WildThang42 10d ago

I feel like that says more about you than the food.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 10d ago

More has to do with how and where you were raised. If you grow up with them, you're usually fine.

Does the same to me.. like drinking water in tijuana.. they tell you not to but you inevitably say fuck it and do it anyway.

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u/percocet_20 10d ago

I grew up with them and growing up everybody always said "we call em sliders cause they slide right out of you"

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u/joealese 10d ago

eat more onions in your day to day life, you'll get used to it

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u/ormannay 9d ago

Yeah that’s a you thing bud, there’s no ingredient that’s drastically different from other fast food burgers. The biggest difference is they used dehydrated onions which unlike fresh onions give them their distinctive flavor.

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u/RealityOk9823 10d ago

Gut grenades.

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u/joealese 10d ago

they are called belly bombers, sir.

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u/Mimi4Stotch 10d ago

My dad used to say “gut bombs”

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u/Zestyclose-Will-3102 9d ago

Belly bombs too.

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u/Balc0ra 10d ago

They had that one movie... That's all I know about them. Oddly enough, John Cho is also my only connection to 5 guys, due to the funny Star Trek interview where he thougth the interviewer actually preferred 5 actual guys

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u/LordBiscuits 10d ago

Is this what Americans eat instead of a kebab after seventeen beers whilst staggering home...?

We don't have white castle in the UK. I'm not sure we're missing much 😂

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u/jeexbit 10d ago

you're missing Waffle House my guy.

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u/Temporary_Peanut_586 10d ago

They're fine, but not amazing.

What sucks is a "meal" is about 6 of em and by the time you're halfway in it's all just the same.  And they're not even cheap to fill up on.

You can make your own at home and freeze them.  Making 4x at a time without leaving the house is when they're the best.

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u/Lightning-McDreamy 10d ago

Only had them once but it was too much onion taste to me.

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u/lkodl 10d ago

If you live in the South with Krystals instead of White Castle, you got the better end of the deal.

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u/Musturd_Tiger 10d ago

It's ok but it's fantastic as a drunk/stoned food

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 10d ago

It's great when you're stoned...

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u/bobbabson 10d ago

Nothing beats a sack of sliders

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u/Folgers37 10d ago

White Castle is dog food between two pieces of soggy bread.

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u/jackrabbit323 10d ago

First time they came to the West Coast was Las Vegas. Friends and I started lining up to try them out. We started seeing the trays of "food" coming out and we took a hard pass at waiting in line any longer.

When you grow up with In-N-Out, White Castle looks like nothing you'd ever choose to eat.

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u/mistahfreeman 10d ago

God Californians are relentless with their In-N-Out comparison. ( I date one so I hear that too often lol ) it’s not the same thing at all. In-N-Out is the burger you marry, consistent, clean, quality. White Castle is a 2 am drunken hookup that you won’t forget. Also you caught something.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 10d ago

In-N-Out is the burger you marry, consistent, clean, quality. White Castle is a 2 am drunken hookup that you won’t forget. Also you caught something.

In-N-Out is who you're in a relationship with on social media.

White Castle is the reason you have a burner phone you don't let anyone else see.

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u/RobotArtichoke 10d ago

Hell yeah. White Castle is hella nasty.

(You already know where I’m from)

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u/slotsandmops 10d ago

Yup and i think the love it part is just hip

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u/3D_mac 10d ago

It's been a long time since I had one, but if memory serves, you'll like white castle if you like grease and onions. Cuz there's a lot of grease and a lot of onions.

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u/neur0loom 10d ago

They are usually also in the frozen section of stores. They have holes in the patty so the onion flavor soaks in better. Fatty but very good. You do not need to be “F-ed” up to find it good.

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u/snamuh 10d ago

It’s the original fast food burger - 1921

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