r/SipsTea • u/gentlebloomxx Human Verified • 10d ago

Chugging tea Which is better tho

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u/Waschaos 10d ago

I bet. Especially for those sitting near you.

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u/Browncoat64 10d ago

My MIL was beside me. When we got off the plane she complained about the asshole behind us stinking up the plane. I never told her.

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u/elchupacabra206 10d ago

she knew. was prob just being passive aggressive

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u/Browncoat64 10d ago

No, she's not afraid to call me out. My wife however, she knew.

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u/oliversherlockholmes 10d ago

She knows your brand lol

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u/Ridicumundo 10d ago

to be fair, we all have an asshole behind us, don't we?

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u/0hMyGandhi 10d ago

Probably didn't help that you tried to disguise the fart by clearing your throat but the timing was never quite right.

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u/Civil-Big-754 10d ago

It was an asshole behind you though.

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u/Offnickel 10d ago

Had it for the first time a few months ago. Worst smelling gas of my life like it wasn’t even my own. Like a homeless guy broke in and took a shit. Still delicious though

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u/What_a_fat_one 10d ago

I actually prefer when the person sitting next to me has eaten 30 White Castle sliders

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u/Geawiel 9d ago

No white castle but UC and a fucked up gut. I flew to Fl to see my folks. On the way back my gut had had enough. Gas and bubble guts. I cleared out the row behind me, in front of me, and the middle isle. Also the area around the bathroom. I got a lot of stink eye once they figured out it was me. I felt bad. Especially my gut.