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u/PMmeIamlonley 10d ago

I think its one you are supposed to be fucked up to eat. They made a whole movie about it 

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u/opportunptr 10d ago

So like Dick’s (the chain in Seattle, not the appendage).

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u/dragnansdragon 10d ago

I loved being able to get a bag of Dick's when I was a kid.

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u/PeriodSupply 10d ago

So you're catholic?

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u/stryker_cast 9d ago edited 9d ago

This comment made me die. I went to Catholic high school near a Dick's and we ate there all the time.

"Don't sit of the Dick's!" was said in innocent earnest more than once.

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u/JimiRowe 9d ago

Do not sit of them.

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u/dragnansdragon 9d ago

G prep rep?

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u/pilihp 9d ago

Father(priest not dad)?

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u/dragnansdragon 9d ago

No, Daddy. Not Dad or Father

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u/Flyers121 9d ago

Muslim most likely 

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 10d ago

Jewish actually

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u/Jeffe-69 10d ago

Always been disappointed that they didn't lean into this and sell "grab/eat a bag of Dicks" merchandise

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u/Big_P4U 9d ago

Nothing better than a plate full of dicks sliding and slurping into your mouth

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u/dragnansdragon 9d ago

Eating vegetables is like anal sex, the more you're forced to do it as a child the easier it is as an adult... /s

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u/Zforeezy 10d ago

Nothing like going to Dick's after a show, ears still ringing, still a little drunk, and then having to stand in line even though its 1am

But nah, Dicks is way better than White Castle

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u/RedBranch808 9d ago

Dick's also pays their employees very well, pays for their college, and adjusts their schedule to suit their classes. All because they believe in retaining trained, efficient people.

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u/UnsaneInTheMembrane 9d ago

Omg, that makes me want to eat dicks every day.

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u/UnicornWorldDominion 9d ago

Yeah and getting some nice sporting goods.

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u/InvestNorthWest 10d ago

I worked there for many years... worked the Edmonds opening even. The deluxe really cant be beat.

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u/InvestNorthWest 9d ago

IDK, the quality certainly never really changed. Same standards and policies. Everything was very buttoned down (as is the norm). There are actually two grills in most of the locations. If one acts up we would just adjust to the other. If any one employee's salt is wrong (ect) it would be abundantly obvious to the manager and corrections would be made immediately.

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u/Cubezz 10d ago

Whoa whoa whoa. I went to Dicks like 9 years ago and it was fantastic. Has it gone downhill?

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u/pixelprophet 10d ago edited 9d ago

Nope still in-house cut fresh fried fries damn tasty burgers

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u/ethernate 9d ago

And amazing tartar sauce.

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u/Arcadiasgotmerunnin 10d ago

I’ve been a few of times in the last two years when I’ve been in town. They’re.. fine. I wasn’t blown away, but definitely can see how it’s a go-to when inebriated.

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u/WDoE 9d ago

Nope. Cheap, good, fast, they take good care of their staff, and now they take cards.

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u/Lickbelowmynuts 10d ago

Not at all

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u/jeexbit 10d ago

Has it gone downhill?

nope

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u/opportunptr 10d ago

I mean, I personally like it, but it’s hyped as Seattle’s In-n-out and I don’t think it’s a good comparison. It’s a good, quick, greasy bite.

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u/jeexbit 10d ago

Burgermaster might be more like Seattle's In-n-Out

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u/largegaycat 9d ago

It’s different type of burger but I prefer a Deluxe over a Double-Double any day of the week. Also Dick’s fries are substantially better.

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u/GuitarCD 10d ago

They are only the same in the cheap, quick, and no special order type of things. But for me personally, I'll pick a fried burger over a steamed one just for the texture difference. Gimme that Deluxe with the wilted lettuce and those floppy ass fries at Dick's.

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u/Sensitive_Buffalo416 10d ago

Absolutely. On a state burger list, it’s at the top. I like it more than In and Out even. Excellent burgers that are very consistent in quality.

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u/Luke_cloud_surfer 10d ago

So you don’t want a cockmeat sandwich?

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u/MarekRules 10d ago

Yeah dick’s is incredible value too. $3 for a burger that’s actually fresh these days is great. And they pay their employees well + pay for education IIRC.

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u/AnythingMuchMore 10d ago

There are some people who don’t like the appendage usually but like to get some when they’re high and/or drunk.

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u/RectifierUnit 10d ago

Don’t do Dick’s dirty like that

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 10d ago

I mean... the appendage also applies. You either love them or hate them.

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u/EducationalNailgun 10d ago

I used to go to the Wallingford one after the bar all the freakin time.

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u/Neo-Galaxy-Eyes 10d ago

And not Dick's (sporting goods)?

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u/DopeDaiqs 10d ago

Dicks is 1000x better than White Castle, had it last year after a long hike and it hit the spot

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u/stryakr 10d ago

except Dick's is actually a normal burger and is a solid offering when sober (not write home about but good)

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u/crxssfire 10d ago

Dicks is just as good sober. The Seattle dogs on the street after the bar at 2 am are the real Seattle drunk food staple

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u/Lavaguanix 9d ago

i love buying my balls at Dick’s, im not so sure about food though?

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u/RandonBrando 9d ago

So like Dick’s (the appendage, not the chain in Seattle).

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u/alexgreen 9d ago

Dick's can definitely be fully enjoyed even without being high.

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u/Dickulture 9d ago

Dick's sells food? The one near me sells only sporting goods.

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u/FunkyFLMan 9d ago edited 8d ago

Dicks is the place where the cool hang out, the swass like to play, and the rich flaunt clout.

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u/No-Equivalent7630 9d ago

Hey now, don't forget we have one in Spokane too

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u/Chemical-Quality-186 9d ago

You eat sports equipment when you're fucked up? /s

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u/Doktor-Lutscher 9d ago

Seattle chain is garbage compared to Dick's Spokane

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u/UnitedCheez 9d ago

Suprised no comments mentioned the Nevada based restaurant with a similar name. The one where they give bad service on purpose

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u/ambassador321 9d ago

Posse to the burger stand, so big we walk in twos
We're gettin' dirty looks, from those other sucka crews.

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u/RedBranch808 9d ago

Dick's are just simple old fashioned burgers. They're nothing like the hangover recovery slop that is White castle.

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u/DrNick2012 9d ago

"I can't wait to gorge on some Dicks"

"is that that fast food place?"

"Tis' also that sir"

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u/UnicornWorldDominion 9d ago

Huh never knew the sporting goods store also sold fast food.

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u/ExcitementLarge6439 9d ago

When I visit from SoCal I like eating at dicks their shakes are also good.

Is it something people from Seattle like ? The way SoCal likes in n out ?

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u/freakingexhausted 9d ago

Dicks is better

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u/Greyscale7950 9d ago

Thanks for clarification ☺️

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u/RedditUserror 9d ago

great place as long as you don’t go there too often

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u/SDNick484 9d ago

Having had both, yes, it is exactly like Dicks. Alurrlityle burgers that you need to be wasted to fully appreciate.

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u/flippster-mondo 9d ago

Why not both?

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u/ExcreteS_A_N_D 9d ago

Bro I love that chain sober and drunk and they’re still family owned.

They actually pay their workers a livable wage and give them full health insurance benefit while still making good profit. Total respect.

Washington Native, from Federal Way btw.

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u/LesbianArtemis457 9d ago

Okay but Dicks is objectively better than white castle. And I say this as a fucking lesbian

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u/Sprinkle_Puff 9d ago

Dicks is more like In N Out. White Castle is supposed to be… whatever it is.

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u/TheStonedApe__ 9d ago

I’ve only been to Seattle once, but I had a great burger at a bar called Loretta’s (I think). Damn I need to go back 

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u/SoldierTaker 9d ago

Nothing like a bag of crusty Dick’s, right?

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u/LadyBirdDavis 9d ago

We had a Dicks here in the Bay Area that sold their Mac n cheese in a yellow cup that slaps so hard when you’re high!

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u/defk3000 10d ago

Krystals?

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u/RealityOk9823 10d ago

No White Castle here, just Krystals.

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u/Agreeable_Ostrich805 10d ago

Crystal Castles?

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u/lik_a_stik 10d ago

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 10d ago

Samara's sister😳😭?

This could literally be me😆. I lost my mam when i was 16yo and actually used to sleep at the graveyard sometimes. And i had long black hair and white irish skin. Spooky

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u/MisterDoctor___ 10d ago

You probably scared the bejeesus out of a bunch of people.

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 10d ago

Nah, she was buried in Inverin, Co. Galway. Its a very secluded graveyard on the west atlantic coast of ireland. Its up a tiny road and on the coastline. So ppl werent there after dusk. And the ppl who frequented knew me cause id skip school too and hang there at the beginning. But def if someone would have shown up, i would have scared them lol. But it was so dark too. Definitely wasnt healthy or normal but losing her was just life shattering for me. Its a long time ago now, i can chuckle about the idea of it all

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u/MisterDoctor___ 10d ago

Yea I can’t imagine the loss, especially at such a young age. Glad you came out of it though.

But I’ll keep the image in my head of you slowly getting up to the horror of random passerby’s.

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 10d ago

Thank you🙂. Lol yes the image is crazy😆. I used to sit there during the day in my school uniform. Probably a bit freaky for tourists i can image. Tourists love the irish graveyards.

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u/AxDevilxLogician 10d ago

my man! or woman!

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u/letstrythatagain-_- 10d ago

They closed the Krystal's near my house. I've been depressed ever since.

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 10d ago

Coincidence? I think so!

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u/Connormanable 10d ago

Krystal is way better than White Castle and I’ll fist fight anyone with a differing opinion

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 10d ago

Had both way too often.

They're both dog shit and you'd never buy it for anyone you're trying to impress but they hit so good at 2 am. Then a different hit at 8 am

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u/BeDeviledDevotchka 10d ago

I've had both and definitely prefer Krystal but I think it says more about the quality of drinking I do in New Orleans than it does about either chain.

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u/Disastrous-Fig-9830 10d ago

So, you’re going to Waffle House?

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u/CSG1aze 10d ago

Are people really buying fast food to try and impress others??

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 10d ago

It was a way of conveying the quality

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u/ElvisAndretti 10d ago

There is a LOT of variability in the quality of Krystal Franchises. The best are excellent but the worst are probably dangerous.

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u/Bald_Harry 10d ago

Let's do this then!

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u/Tfsz0719 10d ago

Get wrecked son dog

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u/Ok_Leopard_8694 10d ago

It's true. Grew up with Krystals and finally got to have White Castle. It was meh. Krystal sliders win hands down. White Castle fries were better.

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u/Past-Sand-5739 10d ago

Really!? North Jersey guy never had Krystal I'll have to try. Im sure neither compare to the og White Man(n)as tho. Iykyk.

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u/DualityisFunnnn 10d ago

Krystal’s is goated

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u/CrowdyPooster 10d ago

Sackful of Krystal is the move

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u/viperfangs92 10d ago

Krystal's was pretty good as well

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u/yazi077 10d ago

Same here, I think I tried White Castle in Indiana.

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u/Derp_McShlurp 10d ago

You can't throw a rock without hitting two White Castles in Indiana. They're everywhere.

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u/OrenSchroeder 10d ago

I never had White Castle but I'm from Georgia and totally miss Krystal's.

I also miss Waffle House.

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u/ohigetit2 9d ago

We have waffle house next door in alabama I'll even buy you a all star

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 10d ago

Karen and Kumar go to Krystal, I think that's right

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u/Tfsz0719 10d ago

Ah yes, KKK.

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u/GroveGuy33133 10d ago

Had two Sunday obligations when I was in Alabama: Church, and Krystal burgers.

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u/askmeforashittyfact 10d ago

Krystal’s is complete dog shit. Don’t listen to anyone who recommends it.

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u/merkmerc 10d ago

There’s not a single person on earth who willingly went to Krystal’s over White Castle

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u/Champigne 9d ago

I had it once in the middle of the night, because it was the only thing open. It was easily one of the worst places I've ever eaten. Just soggy, bland, little Walmart frozen grade burgers. I legitimately question how they stay open.

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u/AdministrativeBus259 10d ago

That’s the down south version and man I miss it ..

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u/jetpacks3005 9d ago

When I was in college, my buddy and I stopped at Krystals coming back from a show. We were going to get ten, I think, but the kid behind the counter was like, I only have enough buns to make like 30 more burgers, then I have to close. Is it cool if I give you 30 but only charge you for 10? We said hells yeah. Then we got back to the dorm, ate fifteen each, and played Goldeneye. Christ I miss being young.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 10d ago

AKA Great Value White Castle

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u/Ribss 10d ago

Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle…. Incase you were t being sarcastic

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u/PoppinPillsWill 10d ago

Its a copycat of white castle and mostly in the south. White castle innovates and then Krystal introduces it a few years later. White castle sliders have a unique, iconic flavor that Krystal doesn't have, some hate it too. Krystal taste like a mid mini burger.

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u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole 10d ago

The Passion of the Christ

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u/Sensitive_Buffalo416 10d ago

The Krystals discussion makes me want to add Checkers and Rally’s to the conversation.

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 10d ago

U mean krusty buger and best five guys or stek shock

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u/alaster101 9d ago

god i miss Krystals

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u/blondebuilder 10d ago

They’re super greasy and smelly. They load them with steamed onions that have a sweet, sulfuric odor.

I used to work in an office next to a White Castle. People would eat those for lunch at their desk. It was awful.

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u/Thick-Cauliflower619 10d ago

I like White Castle, but that's a shame meal you eat at midnight.

The idea of eating it at work, is ghoulish.

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u/aliencardboard 9d ago

Straight to the toilet 30 minutes after eating. They are amazing when you’re starving, drunk, or stoned. Every so often you just crave that onion coated goodness though. Nothing like a 10 sack of sliders with cheese and a large Big Red.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 10d ago

I think you misspelled amazinging at the end there.

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u/scotiaboy10 10d ago

and.... so did you

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u/JimmWasHere 10d ago

Would you really expect better from u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts?

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u/turdbugulars 10d ago

Yes I do.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 10d ago

Its got 2 ings to represent the superiority of Whitecastle.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 10d ago

The patty is steamed too, in fact they're steamed over the onions

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 9d ago

Are you saying it's a steamed ham?! At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/Homework_Happy 10d ago

If this ain’t the truth. The bag of empty burger boxes is a smell in a class of its own. In a car, you had to get rid of it ASAP.

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u/R00k85 9d ago

You can exile yourself in shame .... Steamed onions from White Castle or Krystal are a gift from above. Your heresy is noted....

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u/archwin 9d ago

It’s so weird that everyone tends to describe them as greasy… I’ve never had a single one that’s greasy

But then again, I’ve only literally had it a few times from one singular location in New York my entire life. Or from a frozen pack.

Like it didn’t feel greasy at all, yes, steamed, because obviously duh. But not greasy.

So IDK, I wonder if that specific location is not necessarily as greasy.

Granted, I only eat one or two at a time and not an entire case of some people seem to do

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u/RealGertle627 9d ago

Yeah onions are pretty much the food I hate most. So I absolutely hates WC. They even cook them with the onions, so me ordering "no onions" didn't help

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u/BrittaWasRight 10d ago

Requiem for a dream?

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u/F1eshWound 10d ago

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?

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u/Reinheitsgetoot 10d ago

30 years ago White Castle was amazing. They were cooked in massive batches, fresh, on a flat top right in front of you. They were epic greasy diner sliders and anytime someone went to pick someone up from the airport, they also had to bring back a. 30 pack or were not allowed back in the house.30 year later they taste like it’s 30 years later.

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u/Electronic-Snow-9558 10d ago

Those lil itty bitty grilled onions

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u/deer_god11 9d ago

After watching the movie me and my friend drove to the nearest white castle 6 hours away.

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u/Stampede_the_Hippos 10d ago

In San Diego, there are a few 5 guys that are open from 2-3am Friday and Saturday specifically for the fucked up crowd.

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u/gaoshan 10d ago

Exactly this. I grew up in White Castle’s home base. Had friends whose families worked in the corporate offices. It was always the 2:00am drunk food. Stagger over to Whitey’s from the bar after closing and grab a stack of sliders to choke down before crawling back home and passing out.

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u/davepars77 10d ago

SpongeBob?

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u/DoorstepCult 10d ago

You mean My Dinner With Andre?

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u/Danger_Dee 10d ago

Documentary?

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u/Tacitblue1973 10d ago

Then after the meal you play Battle Shits.

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u/grumpvet87 10d ago

then you get to throw 300 empty burger boxes on your x-girlfriend's yard... it is the meal that keeps on giving

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u/StormCloudRaineeDay 10d ago

I used to get them as a little kid and they were great. They're just small so you have to eat a few.

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u/Electronic_Warning49 10d ago

White Castle doesn't hold up anymore. Like most fast food they have had price increases but the quality compared to price is criminal for them. They're the worst by far and if a McDonald's was open my drunk ass would willingly wait 15 minutes in that "fast food" drive through to dodge the septic tank leavings that white castle produces.

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFl8EwqesFBhm
I’m from Vancouver but I went to Chicago and then drove to southern Indiana . Stopped in Gary (yeah I know) and went to white castle because of this movie.. I knew it would be bad but I still needed to get the sliders.. mehhhhhhhhhh!!!…

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u/joshkirkendall 10d ago

Can confirm. Went to a DMB concert and smoked weed and tripped on shrooms. Went to White Castle after the show and purchased over $150 of food. There was three of us.

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u/bobbery5 10d ago

Basically the burger version of Waffle House.

Waffle House genuinely slaps though.

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u/Cromasters 10d ago

Like Cook Out

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u/noctinix 10d ago

harold and kumar? It’s the only reason why I know about white castle.

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u/HunterBiden_yeah 10d ago

they weren't "fucked up" in that movie. They literally drove there.

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u/Aiyon 10d ago

With the diddling robot?

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe 10d ago

I was just about to say this. I usually don't even give them a second thought, but when it's 3 am and just want some slop, it's a magical place.

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u/MHStriplethreat 10d ago

arguably the best late night comedy

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u/Carthonn 10d ago

This is the truth. It’s also similar to pizza rolls for me. Is it the best pizza? Hell no but I can eat like 10 of them when I’m drunk as hell.

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u/Jay_the_Artisan 10d ago

But only because Krispy Kreme backed out.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 10d ago

That's what The Shawshank Redemption was about?

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u/Spazattack43 9d ago

Yes i would not eat white castle without being drunk or stoned or preferably both

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u/NullIsUndefined 9d ago

Clarissa, do you want to play Battleshits?

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u/Admirable_Win9808 9d ago

Taco bell of burgers.

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u/MutualBrasil 9d ago

No. Dicks is great any time of day. White Castle is only good between the hours of 2am-5am.

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u/steal_wool 9d ago

Yeah its real bad, thats part of whats good about it. Its like the reputation of taco bell, but moreso

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u/The-Sofa-King 9d ago

Fun fact: the White Castle location featured in the movie was later shut down for health code violations

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u/Sensitive-Option-701 9d ago

They're delicious! Six at a sitting is about right. Unless you're more than mildly hungry.

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u/puddin_cupz 9d ago

Not just A MOVIE,a CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 9d ago

Amazing movie 😂😂😂

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u/Auran82 9d ago

Some people only have five guys when they’ve been drinking too.

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u/According_Fox9066 9d ago

Was it Krystals or White Castle?

I'll delete my novela later.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy 9d ago

White Castle burgers and very easy to make - homemade, they’re wonderful - in store, little gross

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u/OleSlew 9d ago

Yea in highschool after like 15 beers and a baggy we’d get five guys at like 3 am

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u/nightwolf483 9d ago

You will definitely be fartin your way home

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u/ClassicDiction 9d ago

Yeah I ate White Castle for the first time while drinking some cutwater a couple weeks ago and it was pretty good, can’t say it’d be as good sober though

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u/c_grant03 9d ago

White Castle always taste better when you’re drunk

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre 9d ago

Yeah it def hits great after a drunken night out 

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u/Ressy02 9d ago

That’s the truth. They’ve never tasted amazing until I had one after a night out. My mind was blown from that day on.

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u/tylernutman 9d ago

That is indeed correct way to eat them, I think its same as waffle house at 2am. Its not as good at 2pm😂

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u/DontTakeMeSiriusly 9d ago

How dare you not name Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. Movies hilarious

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u/ChiefMark 9d ago

Eating it sober and eating it high are two distinct experiences.

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