Only burger chain that will make my poop and farts smell like the burgers. Every time I fart I'm reminded of my poor decision to eat 20 jalapeño cheese sliders.
I worked at a gas station from age 19-21. The owner did a shit ton of coke and ate pretty much exclusively Wendy's. Then he would come behind the counter to do stuff like, empty the safe, count cigarettes, etc. And he would always fart and his farts always smelled like Wendy's burgers and fries. I am now 47 and I still can't eat Wendy's because of Bob's horrific farts.
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u/TralfamadorianZooPet 10d ago
30 burgers for what you'll get for 3 birgers at 5 guys. Will you regret it?
Yep!
Will you get drunk an do it again?
Yep!