r/secondcaptains • u/Optimal_Drive_5432 • 2d ago
Background noise
Lads, don’t know if I need to get checked for Autism. But does the backing track that can be heard on today’s episode and some others not drive anyone else nuts?
r/secondcaptains • u/BeagleBagleBoy • May 30 '24
It can be hard to find some of the classic episodes, so here's an incomplete list of some of my faves.
Some links have been provided but otherwise just search the episode number in the patreon app or Spotify. Please do add your own also
Miscellaneous
Ireland 1-0 Germany
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7CXTNMc71wTDOtbmiqAt3y?si=gj34OtV3RAKInBD9qfgAXQ
WiFi wankers ep 1010 (thanks to u/spooneman1
Ken's violent past ep 1022
Ken off the smokes, "cheer up? How about you wake up" ep. 1052 (thanks to u/pacotronic87)
Ken's bike is stolen ep. 1062
Gary Neville beefs with Ken ep. 1236
Ken vs Ronald McDonald, Ep. 1597,
https://www.patreon.com/posts/30774706?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
2015 New Year's Special
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2sTZYT3bie7HSfFyMP8deT?si=ttjgCWDjRPabuw5-JDx8sg
Muhammad Ali Tribute Show: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3BPYfnZsIPmBV3LphcOsm0?si=hHC-ki6YT5qqC-tIap5FRw
Kens Gooooaaaaals makes it's debut
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5XdkVcZOGZNasUCT782Gbz?si=T5Bx_EjPRTSgc9UICFRyrw
England 1 Iceland 2 Euro 2016
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0GrJUFx6fKvB1EynEEjQlG?si=60fao6-TQQ6yqd2tO3WlGQ
Ken's pre-run diet choices ep 1763 "they were like buns to an elephant"
David Silva rant Ep 1822 (plus 1820)
"Did he get to the Euro's Ken?" Early vs Sutton. Ep.2003
Hacksaw Ken ep 2010
Ep 2132: Ireland 1-1 Azerbaijan - How Are We Supposed To Feel? - 06/09/21 (thanks to u/pacotronic87)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/55828534?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Murph accuses Ken of attempting to gaslight the nation re. Stephen Kenny
Ep 2326: City 1 History 3 - 05/05/22
https://www.patreon.com/posts/66042241?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
"Tell him he's Henry Winter and get him back out there" Ken comes a cropper in Qatar, ep 2493
Aaron ardvark/Midnight at the Oasis ep 2498
One star Google reviews ep 2853
Ep 2474: Revisiting Russia
https://www.patreon.com/posts/73846954?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Ep. 2785: Big Ange Walks the Line
Spurs down to 9 men hold the high line vs Chelsea. It's how we play mate
https://www.patreon.com/posts/92458309?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
The lads swap tales from the Newstalk days, plus Ken's mum in South Africa ep. 3033
Ep 3196: One Day A Ship Comes In - 12/03/25
https://www.patreon.com/posts/124203897?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
"What's the worst thing that's happened to you at a wedding?"
Ep 3222: The Drought Is Over, The Grand Slam Secured, Long Live Rory McIlroy - 14/04/25
https://www.patreon.com/posts/126629482?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Ep. 3336: They Spoke Really Loud
https://www.patreon.com/posts/137549773?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Ep 3314: Tá An Cathaoirleach Marbh - 01/08/25 Aug 1
Ep 2426: Dublin Made Me
https://www.patreon.com/posts/145672144?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Ep 3403: Parrott Meets The Moment, Good Times Return For Irish Football - 16/11/25
https://www.patreon.com/posts/143718007?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Ep 3402: Ireland 2-0 Portugal - 14/11/25
https://www.patreon.com/posts/143570786?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
KenCall ep. 3331
https://www.patreon.com/posts/137085800?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
2014 World Cup
Suarez bites again (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/6sv7DAeknmGpQtCWObBt0v?si=nmIe5d1tS6GEKpbddU7Z_g
Spain are out, is tiki taka dead? (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/4eIsgXLwINpzeC2Rmoce08?si=o-09D3AqToaFbK5SknGxbw
Brazil lose their beautiful boy, Ken lays into Wilmots the embarrassment (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/3AZUDu3WSTcRyMfVSwoBm5?si=L4DOp_rGRBW7MjNSRW-5lw
The most incredible result in the history of the World Cup (2014 World Cup) https://open.spotify.com/episode/1YyscXmMiDZT6K8SBcdh86?si=EmyzN0K_Re-n3JTg2fQqNg
Ken thought he was on a train but he was actually in the jungle (France Euro 2028) https://open.spotify.com/episode/4k5SIdmESDyTO4rIQBtDne?si=7TkygffpSwG2C2loGiLC3g
2018 russian world cup episodes 1183-2014 are all great but in particular...
Ken in Volgograd & Sochi 1189
Laughing gas in St Petersburg 1192 (end of episode)
A Babushka helps Ken on the train ep 1198
Messi defeats Nigeria, Ken attacks Deschamps ep 1199
Sympathy for Neymar? ep.1200
The myth of good side of the draw ep 1201
Ken gets lost after midnight in the Russian woods ep. 1204
Patient zero and flatulent ken spoil a German couples' journey on the night train to Moscow ep 1211
England World Cup post mortem ep 1212
The French squad enrage Ken at the airport ep 1218
Paul Kimmage shows
Paul Kimmage Live From The Olympia ep 2750
Players chair with Kimmage ep 1116
Book club with Ritchie: Kimmage's Rough Ride 2392
Ken vs Dunphy
Ken Responds To Dunphy ep 969 https://open.spotify.com/episode/2K0BMZUCFOGBaZPo39G8C0?si=-P90RjIhQI-zXN5T6IU15w
Dunphy vs Ken ep.1064 https://open.spotify.com/episode/528uBJae9XDzjTqvaQnxlS?si=4er8hhjkTtSY0DJqwoJpiw&t=3193
Ken in Vegas
July 2015 (McGregor v Mendez)
Pre-fight - "It's a really terrible place"
https://open.spotify.com/episode/47QichKL2nH1MUXa7Laz2c?si=FWUkPNHjQ0iDgQsS_ymQKw
Post fight
Ken in Vegas 2, December 2015 (McGregor v Aldo) Pre-fight episode
https://open.spotify.com/episode/35UzBZicnFiTKRBSV9tZ4y?si=k4CsDOxoTqKwN_pK0XGzCQ&t=1184
Post fight show
https://open.spotify.com/episode/4S7WBS6tiQs6VFNtl9BMZ4?si=WpfgRlHrTU6GapUYQKIJdw
Sackings
1347: Jose Mourinho is GONE, Ken humbly accepts victory, 18/12/18
https://www.patreon.com/posts/23408321?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
An entertaining post mortem on Jose's departure from Man utd and his career generally. Helps to have heard the Gary Neville episode although they do play clips from that at the start.
Ep 1627: Lads, It's Hollywood - 20/11/19
https://www.patreon.com/posts/31716590?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
Poch out, Jose in. Ken is baffled
Ep 1950: Auf Wiedersehen Frank - 26/01/21
https://www.patreon.com/posts/46688502?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
The lads have fun on this one. Featuring clips from past shows when Lampard gets lampooned. Ken dismantles Harry Redknapp's defence of his nephew. Stay for the Scotty Cannon bit at the end
Ep 2469: Stevie G (is for Go Now In The Name Of God Go) 21/122
https://www.patreon.com/posts/73589869?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share
"The problem is his personality. Gerard is remote...cold... egotistical"
r/secondcaptains • u/Optimal_Drive_5432 • 2d ago
Lads, don’t know if I need to get checked for Autism. But does the backing track that can be heard on today’s episode and some others not drive anyone else nuts?
r/secondcaptains • u/RedIrishDevil • 2d ago
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r/secondcaptains • u/Minimum_Chef_8319 • 3d ago
Did anyone read the Killian Down article in the Irish Times yesterday? A lovely piece on the obit section of the NYT. Ali bought the paper, so I've no link, but its a lovely read!
r/secondcaptains • u/Lower-Resident1164 • 4d ago
Miguel bingo will be fun on Monday and throughout the week on his weekly Arsenal podcast tour.
Someone at the club told me that actually Arsenal are much further ahead than they're supposed to be at this stage.
For all the talk of PSG being unbeatable, Arsenal made them look 'uman.
r/secondcaptains • u/TheRealSaintPatrick • 4d ago
r/secondcaptains • u/TomRuse1997 • 5d ago
I know Ken is watching all of this and I'm looking forward to his assessment
For context Atletico started a twitter war over an offer made for Alverez. They posted a photo of Lamal in an Atletico jersey with the caption
HERE WE GO! We have sent a fax to @FCBarcelona_es with our transfer offer: 4 tickets for tomorrow's Bad Bunny concert, an annual subscription to ABC, and a bag of sunflower seeds. We eagerly await the response to prepare the 'announce,
And it's spiralled from there
r/secondcaptains • u/DonCorleone2002 • 5d ago
Not a criticism of any kind, I just find it hilarious to see Ken's ceaseless obsession with the clip from PSG's Amazon(?) documentary where Luis Enrique tries to get him to defend more by telling him how much Michael Jordan defended and that's what made him great and so on.
Ken has brought this up in literally every chat they've had about Mbappe in the last three years and it's so funny to me how he never gets tired of mentioning it.
r/secondcaptains • u/Electrical_Unit_387 • 5d ago
It was like listening to a strimmer. I had to turn down the bass in the equaliser.
r/secondcaptains • u/Kevsbo • 6d ago
I vote he chairs a live intervention a la Chrissy in the Sopranos in Liberty Hall
r/secondcaptains • u/con_1003 • 6d ago
Announced this afternoon, unfortunately seeing their story 10 mins after they posted was too late for a ticket! If anyone got one and changes their mind, would be very happy to buy 🙏
https://www.instagram.com/p/DY4VXfmI0kx/?igsh=bDVzOHkxdHM0cjAw
r/secondcaptains • u/RedIrishDevil • 8d ago
Thought as a journalist he would be better at verifying stuff he saw online, seems to be constantly on X getting duped.
r/secondcaptains • u/mountbelyah • 9d ago
r/secondcaptains • u/pauli55555 • 9d ago
WTF Simon. Trimble.
Leinster need to get rid of Cullen asap. If it happened 5 years ago that might have been a soccer style reaction, but after year on year of failure it’s just logical/ cop on to get rid of him now.
Trimble wtf were you on about also?? You WERE my fav rugby commentator now you are just another clueless Cullen buddy.
Cullen had ZERO coaching experience and was given the keys of a Ferrari. That was a disgraceful decision by the IRFU in the first place. Until Lancaster came on board Leinster were going backwards under Cullen. Lancaster should have been given full responsibility there and then.
Cullen has practically the Irish squad to select from. My granny could get that Leinster squad to a EC semi or final and a URC final. They have 3 important games a year and Cullen fcuks it up every year. Case in point, Frowley brought in at ht as out half in the final, despite Cullen not have selected him for over a year at 10. What sort of prep/ coaching is that??
Culturally Cullen has ruined Leinster. They were always renowned for attacking organised rugby. Now they are just some sort of horrible defensive hybrid. They don’t even lose gracefully.
If I am Ringrose. Furlong, Conan, JGP, Lowe, Henshaw, Porter, Keenan, Ryan, Sheehan etc I am disgusted that his clown has been my head coach for the best years of my career.
Get this absolute spoofer out of Leinster immediately and get in a legitimate, proven coach (Scott Robertson, Franco Smith, McNamara, ANYBODY!) and guarantee Leinster will win a EC before some of these guys retire ie. in the next two years.
r/secondcaptains • u/Meath77 • 12d ago
The section with Ken trying to explain the nations league format needs to be use as torture to get information from terrorists.
That is all
r/secondcaptains • u/RomfordWellington • 15d ago
We're in r/brandnewsentence territory but I really hope we just get an hour of Ken's head exploding. Maybe 15 minutes of a guest but otherwise just pure disbelief.
r/secondcaptains • u/Jazz-Potato6385 • 16d ago
Who says this line in the intro? It sounds kind of like Roy Keane but the context makes no sense?
r/secondcaptains • u/Big_Owl_6752 • 17d ago
Any chance of getting Chris Sutton on the pod to do a victory lap on behalf of Martin O’Neill?
r/secondcaptains • u/Aggravating_Paper982 • 18d ago
As someone who only knows when Ireland are playing via the pod. This has caught me off guard. What’s happening here then