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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

Why would you hire a greek actress? Helen’s father was a swan.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

Helen’s mother was a Greek and Zeus seems to be Greek in myths where he takes on human forms, so it makes a lot of sense for Helen to be portrayed as Greek

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u/magic_maqwa 13d ago

adding to that homer made a point to specify when someone looked different from what i heard

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u/gottabequick 13d ago

You could read it; it's really not that dense or anything.

Anyway, Odysseus and crew do swing by north Africa to "restock" (rape and pillage, the text is quite clear) on their way back from Troy. I do not recall anything there to say they looked different than anyone else.

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u/Thybro 13d ago

What we have as most current versions of the Iliad and Odyssey was not written down it was passed down for hundreds of years which Ancient Greek versions of a bard would sing from memory and almost always add in improvisations. Whatever claim that anything in the poem refers to ethnicities may have been added centuries after the Poems creation and that is not even accounting for what is lost translation. The poem itself is also not that descriptive, at least when it comes to people specific physical features. It spends more on detailing their armors than it does telling you what Achilles looked like, other than making a point to say that Ajax Telamon was basically a giant, and Ajax the lesser was not( a lot, poor little Ajax) their identifying features are not that prominent.

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u/Friendly_Hornet8900 13d ago

Depending on the region the people may have looked similar to Greeks.

Egyptians drew the Lybians with the same lighter tone they drew Hebrews.

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u/xKILLBILLIONAIRESx 13d ago

Listen. Those gods and goddesses need to look exactly as they really lived, okay! I bet they won't even hire a real cyclops either.

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u/eawilweawil 13d ago

James Marsden is fucking busy ok

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u/Playful-Sleep-6750 13d ago

Should get ryan gosling

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u/Key_Cap7525 13d ago

Fucking cultural appropriation.

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u/GardenRafters 13d ago

You guys realize this wasn't a historical event right? It's a book. It's all made up.

Helen of Troy was the daughter of Zeus and a goose and was hatched out of an egg. She's not a real person.

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u/pgllz 13d ago

It's mythology. It's different from fiction. The Ancient Greeks and Romans believed that it was real. In fact, the Epic Cycle of the Trojan wars was seen as an account of historical facts until the Middle Ages/Renaissance.

And even today, scholars debate whether those epics have some degree of historicity or not.

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

The Ancient Greeks and Roman’s believed that the Trojan war was real—they didn’t believe that the writings of someone they knew to be an epic poet, not an historian.

Hellenic scholars, Alexandrian critics, and Romans like Herodotus and Thucydides did not necessarily take Homer seriously, since they could look to inconsistencies in details pertaining to genealogies, topography, and so on.

The average Greek probably looked at it the way we look at the writings of Chopper Read: “never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.”

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u/pgllz 13d ago

That's what I wrote. A [poetic] account of what they believed to be an historical fact.

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

So you didn’t read what said.

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u/gottabequick 13d ago

Your present confusion is exactly why Plato hated poets.

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u/GardenRafters 13d ago

And...?

Dumb people think the stuff in the bible is real. Just because someone else experiences group psychosis doesn't mean we have to pretend it's true.

It IS NOT a historical event and getting mad about the skin color of a made up person is asinine. Period.

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u/pgllz 13d ago

I commented in order to underline that fiction and myth are two very different concepts.

Besides, the historicity of numerous aspects of the Trojan wars has been debated even today by specialists that now much more about this than either one of us.

And the same can be said about the Bible, particularly about the New Testament. I'm agnostic, leaning atheist, and I don't really believe in miracles, but that doesn't mean I don't think that Paul, Jesus or Pontius Pilate weren't real people.

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u/mcauthon2 13d ago

>It's mythology. It's different from fiction. 

bro, some of you need to touch grass. Also touch a book

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u/pgllz 13d ago

Well, I have read The Iliad, The Odyssey, and The Aeneid. Have you?

And mythology is indeed different from fiction. The cultural weight of myths is completely different when compared to a work of fiction. The relationship the Ancient Greeks had with their myths was completely different from our relationship with some fictitious reality, such as Harry Potter.

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u/GardenRafters 13d ago

And that doesn't matter. We aren't Greeks from thousands of years ago.

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u/Optimal_Question8683 13d ago

Im greek and i give a shit

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u/Fozzymandius 13d ago

The guy making the movie isn’t.

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u/Errant_coursir 13d ago

Good for you, no one cares

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u/Optimal_Question8683 13d ago

Ok how about you dont respond then lol

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u/Wolfensniper 13d ago edited 13d ago

The GREEKS have right to decide which part of Homer can be taken with artistic liberty, not being lectured by yanks that not hiring Greek actors are important for artistic freedom

Also for.some.reason live action.One Piece dgaf about "artistic license" while choosing their actors to fit the author's vision on the cultures the characters supposed to be, so it's not an excuse for something related to cultural heritage that Americans and Hollywood had no say on it

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u/subservenicedream 13d ago

I dont think it does any favors to an argument to claim "it's all fake and made up" when someone asks for accuracy.

Anansi was made up, but if Brad Pitt was cast in the role, there would be reasonable complaints about it.

It is part of someone's culture and heritage. There is a minimum level of respect due to all cultures.

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u/lennypartach 13d ago

brad pitt was literally achilles in Troy 😭

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u/subservenicedream 13d ago

Anansi isn’t Achilles

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u/Frank_cat 13d ago

It is literally our ethnogenesis tale.
Respect?

Dont expect it from Hollywood.

In fact we wish it left us alone.

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u/justmyaccount624 13d ago

Its the setting not necessarily the historical accuracy. You have dragons in Game of Thrones but that doesnt mean you can have fighter jets and nuclear bombs, it betrays the setting of the movie

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u/stevent4 13d ago

How does it betray the setting by having a black women playing a person who didn't even exist?

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u/justmyaccount624 13d ago

The same way having the Pharoh in “The prince of Egypt” be a blnde haired blue eyed scandinavian like Haaland.

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u/stevent4 13d ago

Why does it matter though? It's a fictional story, Helen of Troy wasn't a real person, the Odyssey is just a story. It's all a fantasy. Unless a director specifically says they're going for historical accuracy then I don't care how historically inaccurate it is if that was never the point but doubly so for a piece of fiction.

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u/justmyaccount624 13d ago

It is an adaption of The Odyssey so you would expect it to be true to that particular setting. There is no indication that this is Christopher Nolans spin on The Odyssey and that he is loosely following the original but writing his own story, its just an adaptation. As an adaptation it has to be accurate to its original and thats what Ive been trying to say lmao.

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u/stevent4 13d ago

Has he said it's going to be accurate to the original? The fact he's changed quite a lot of other things shows that probably wasn't his intention. Also, adaptions change things all the time, LOTR, Harry Potter, Marvel, The Boys, The Walking Dead. All different on screen Vs the source material. Some major changes, total different characters and plot points. Very few adaptions are accurate. Sure, some are but it's rare.

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u/AssassinoGreed 13d ago

That Nolan guy never was and will be accurate. Sadly he will do what he wants..

But I'll take an example with Harry Potter latest issue with Snape. Snape have been described as a tall white pale man with big nose etc etc etc, you can't change that character's attributes to whatever you want. If you will make anything related it must be a person having these exact attributes.

Now let's talk for Helen of Troy, Achilles etc etc.

If Nolan wants something different he should make all the cast black. I would accept that. But he will give us an Ancient Greek Black (which in history never had), a small skinny Achilles (which in books he was tall af), He gave Steel frickin armor in Bronze age... IN BRONZE AGE and many more incredible bad takes.

If he made a move exactly like the legendary Troy with Brad Pitt I would go with 1000% but now that's Raceslop as latest movies...

Greeks managed to stop a film production cause the actors were bad big time and I believe we can do that again.

If they want to make a movie it should be correct in all aspects adaptation or not.

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u/stevent4 13d ago

Like you said, it's not meant to be accurate, it doesn't matter

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u/blah938 13d ago

I mean, the city is real. And it's been attacked and burned multiple times. She might have been real, or at least had a real world inspiration.

In any case, why race swap her? Are real African stories just that bad?

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u/stevent4 13d ago

But it's not a real story, it's a fictional one, there aren't mythological monsters in Greece or Turkey. Why does accuracy not matter there but it matters when it comes to the skin colour or someone? Where do we draw the line? Should they be a Greek actor or would a white Scandinavian woman draw the same amount of controversy because I highly doubt they would

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u/blah938 13d ago

Ok cool. Let's set Harry Potter in LA, make the hogwarts castle a single conference room, and you know, just destroy all the aesthetics of it. It's not real, so it's fine.

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u/stevent4 13d ago

That's a much bigger change than just changing the skin colour of a character so it's not really a comparable argument but it would also be fine if someone did that, they'd be a bit fucked given they probably don't have the rights to make a Harry Potter story.

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u/lennypartach 13d ago

the setting of what is essentially a fairy tale?

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u/slaskel92 13d ago

That's not what I mean. Coriolanus from 2011 is a great movie even though Ralph Fiennes is a Roman general with a machine gun. Only an idiot would criticize that movie based on it not being historically accurate because duh, it's not trying to be.

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u/ImTheDareBear 13d ago edited 11d ago

Seems only some things are meant to be historically accurate while others are thrown to the winds. So you cant really fault people for not understanding what was the intentions are when the process is all over the place.

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u/slaskel92 13d ago

Costumes used, the ship isn't even greek, introducing own ideas to the story, casting choices. It's obvious he's making a Nolan movie inspired by an old tale.

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u/Action_Limp 13d ago

Inspired is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/BoringPoolPlaying 13d ago

Yeah… it literally is.

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u/Largeitude 13d ago

Seems only some things are meant to be historically accurate while others are thrown to the winds.

Yep. You got it.

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u/lateformyfuneral 13d ago

You can fault people for a lot of things here. I think it's pretty obvious that a story based on a Greek myth was never going to meet the threshold of "historically accurate".

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u/Friendly_Hornet8900 13d ago

Ah yes, the extremely accurate Viking longship....

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u/ThanosZach 13d ago edited 13d ago

A movie might just be loosely based on real events, or even apocryphal ones, but that doesn't give anyone the right to cast Jackie Chan as Martin Luther King just because it might not be meant to be "historically accurate".

And before you rant about "mythology, blah, blah, not real, artistic licence, blah", yes, is it mythology, set in the Mediterranean. It would be like casting an African actress to play Amaterasu from Japanese mythology.

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u/Deaffin 13d ago

Personally, I would be absolutely thrilled to see Samuel Jackson do whiteface for a serious role in a reverse Tropic Thunder scenario.

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u/PeacenotWardude 13d ago

Maybe he can be in white chicks 2: the Second coming .

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u/Deaffin 13d ago

I was very specifically going to call out White Chicks as NOT the thing to take inspiration from, but I didn't and now tragedy has struck.

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u/PeacenotWardude 13d ago edited 13d ago

Sorry about that.

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u/ThanosZach 13d ago edited 13d ago

Read what you just wrote... Slowly... Then take the day off and think whether it makes any sense.

"I don't have an actual argument against what you just said, so I'll just call you racist" 😄

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u/slaskel92 13d ago

You could definately cast Jackie Chan as MLK, or even better; a white person, if there is creative intent behind the choice and you aim to tell the audience something or provide a certain perspective by doing it.

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u/sembias 13d ago

Zeus will strike you down for that

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

No, Helen hatched from an egg, and Greek people don’t do that, but swans do, and Zeus was in swan form when he got Leda pregnant, so it makes no sense for her to look Greek.

It makes perfect sense for her to look like a swan.

Swans hatch from eggs.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

But Helen was a human, and in every textual or artistic depiction is portrayed as a human.

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

Helen was hatched from a fucking egg, she wasn’t real.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

But there’s a definitive narrative tradition. Just because Rome and Juliet aren’t real, it doesn’t change the fact that they’re medieval Veronans, making a depiction of Romeo as an Italian more accurate than one of him as Chinese

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u/Real_Walk5384 13d ago

I mean, Zeus is the son of Cronos who was most certainly not from Greece.

Damn immigrants! /s

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u/Riptor5417 13d ago

nuh uh he was a Swan when Helen was conceived so the fact that we they havent casted a half swan actress as Helen of troy is offensive to me. Justice for Swans!

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u/Playful-Sleep-6750 13d ago

Yea but he was a swan when he conceived her soooo...

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

And in the many Greco-Roman myths where a god impregnates a human woman as an animal or other non-human creature, the child is always a human, and almost always a Greek or Roman.

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u/Playful-Sleep-6750 13d ago

Well technically they arent humans they are demigods.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

demigods were made up by Percy Jackson. They're humans with divine ancestry.

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u/Playful-Sleep-6750 13d ago

The term originated in the 1520s as a direct translation (or calque) of the Latin word semideus (literally "half-god"). The Roman poet Ovid coined the Latin term to refer to lesser deities, and it closely mirrors the ancient Greek equivalent, hemitheos (from hemi- meaning "half" and theos meaning "god"). No it existed before the books and has a greek equivalent

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

The modern conception of a demigod as a distinct species originates from fiction adaptations, earlier instances of hemitheos should be considered more like Homeric epithets

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u/Playful-Sleep-6750 13d ago

Welp im out of greek nerd info so this round goes to you

https://giphy.com/gifs/iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs

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u/RefuseFalse2512 13d ago

He was cosplaying as a swan when he impregnated her … she subsequently laid an egg and presto - beautiful baby girl hatched

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u/Largeitude 13d ago

Or a zues, and zues could’ve been black.