r/Angryupvote 13d ago

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

Why would you hire a greek actress? Helen’s father was a swan.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

Helen’s mother was a Greek and Zeus seems to be Greek in myths where he takes on human forms, so it makes a lot of sense for Helen to be portrayed as Greek

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

No, Helen hatched from an egg, and Greek people don’t do that, but swans do, and Zeus was in swan form when he got Leda pregnant, so it makes no sense for her to look Greek.

It makes perfect sense for her to look like a swan.

Swans hatch from eggs.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

But Helen was a human, and in every textual or artistic depiction is portrayed as a human.

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u/Sagelegend 13d ago

Helen was hatched from a fucking egg, she wasn’t real.

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u/OscarMMG 13d ago

But there’s a definitive narrative tradition. Just because Rome and Juliet aren’t real, it doesn’t change the fact that they’re medieval Veronans, making a depiction of Romeo as an Italian more accurate than one of him as Chinese