Wait a minute

[u/cakemaster1928]

[u/CirclleySquare]

Maryland in distress

[u/shecky444 → u/CirclleySquare]

This is like mild distress. This is like O’s are in a rain delay level of distress

[u/Star_Blaze → u/shecky444]

I'm laughing so hard at this 🤣 What are some other situations that would mean Maryland is in mild distress? Two-way shutdown on the Bay Bridge? The tanks at the Baltimore Aquarium spring a leak? That time when our blue crab and oyster populations were dangerously low?

[u/FesteringNeonDistrac → u/Star_Blaze]

Mr Trash Wheel is jammed up with a log.

The dot over the I on the Domino sugar sign won't light up

Wheaton Station escalator out of service

[u/Mindless-Strength422 → u/FesteringNeonDistrac]

Old Bay just got bought by the Saudis and now the whole world's supply is stuck on the wrong side of the Strait of Hormuz

Nah, that would be a much more major distress

[u/MarylandResident72 → u/Mindless-Strength422]

Old Bay is for hipsters and tourists. Now if it were JO...

[u/ThisVicariousLife → u/Star_Blaze]

Two-way shutdown on the Bay Bridge is NOT, I repeat is NOT, a mild distress LOL