Wait a minute

[u/cakemaster1928]

[u/CirclleySquare]

Maryland in distress

[u/shecky444 → u/CirclleySquare]

This is like mild distress. This is like O’s are in a rain delay level of distress

[u/Star_Blaze → u/shecky444]

I'm laughing so hard at this 🤣 What are some other situations that would mean Maryland is in mild distress? Two-way shutdown on the Bay Bridge? The tanks at the Baltimore Aquarium spring a leak? That time when our blue crab and oyster populations were dangerously low?

[u/FesteringNeonDistrac → u/Star_Blaze]

Mr Trash Wheel is jammed up with a log.

The dot over the I on the Domino sugar sign won't light up

Wheaton Station escalator out of service

[u/Mindless-Strength422 → u/FesteringNeonDistrac]

Old Bay just got bought by the Saudis and now the whole world's supply is stuck on the wrong side of the Strait of Hormuz

Nah, that would be a much more major distress

[u/MarylandResident72 → u/Mindless-Strength422]

Old Bay is for hipsters and tourists. Now if it were JO...

[u/ThisVicariousLife → u/Star_Blaze]

Two-way shutdown on the Bay Bridge is NOT, I repeat is NOT, a mild distress LOL

[u/6tipsy6 → u/shecky444]

Nah, it’s worse than that. This is more like, Have-you seen-crab-prices?!-level of distress

[u/dogturd21 → u/6tipsy6]

$172 a dozen jumbo distress

[u/PriapusPeteSr → u/dogturd21]

Wtf?!?!?!

[u/dogturd21 → u/PriapusPeteSr]

Sept 2025, Harris Crab House , Kent Island . I think I have a pic of it. Low supply, high demand , $172 doz jumbo

[u/PriapusPeteSr → u/dogturd21]

Damn and I wonder how the AYCE spots even stay in business?!?!

[u/arensb → u/PriapusPeteSr]

They give you a plate and say "That's all you can eat."

[u/Nature_Round → u/arensb]

I really just snorted at this

[u/cramagraham → u/dogturd21]

Oh yeah....thats barely maryland

[u/ThisVicariousLife → u/dogturd21]

And here I got antsy when they got to $85/dozen!

[u/cramagraham → u/6tipsy6]

Still go to timbuktu and get a 10 oz for 40 bucks