You would think that Hannah, as the writer she is, would know enough about the plot of a classic novel?
"Oh, by the way, where's my copy of "Little Women"?
Oh, I left it at Adam's. Sorry.
Well, I need it back.
Well, I can't get it for you right now 'cause I can't see him. So I'll buy you a new one.
Hannah, my godmother gave me that book, okay? She writes notes in the back of books explaining how they relate to my sh*t. I need it back.
How exactly does your godmother think that "Little Women" relates to your sh*t?
Like, does she think you're a Marmee or an Amy?
I don't know. Probably a Marmee, but I don't know 'cause I haven't read it, okay? That's why I need it back. I don't like the idea of it cohabitating with that sociopath. It's unsettling.
Firstly, you're not a Marmee. You're probably the dad who dies of influenza at the war."