r/fixedbytheduet 11d ago

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u/Joseph707 11d ago

are people really taking the original video seriously?? i think it’s hilarious. reminds me of jokes about twinks and butch lesbians being mistaken for each other lmao. The guy in the edit looks like a really cool person. More people need to try out long hair IMO!!

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

there is an incredible twitter thread from a somewhat feminine gay guy who kissed a lesbian thinking she was a twink, and she thought he was a masc lesbian.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 11d ago

Queered into straight 🤣

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u/jesslizann 11d ago

The Sexuality Horseshoe

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u/alghiorso 11d ago

Coaxed into a snafu, literally

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u/kanrad 11d ago

Unintended death by Snu Snu.

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u/Cloberella 11d ago

Queered too close to the Sun

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u/User14482 11d ago

Okay thats a new sentence for me :D

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u/BumWink 11d ago

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u/butt-barnacles 11d ago

This gif sent me lmao what is this from

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u/GGABueno 11d ago

That's Cristiano Ronaldo on his Manchester United days, early on his career. One of the first widely shared gifs that I remember lol.

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u/butt-barnacles 11d ago edited 11d ago

Thank you! The look of sheer disappointment on his face is absolutely priceless to the point I thought it might be from a skit, the fact that it’s real is even better

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 7d ago

This is making the rounds again....

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 11d ago

IIRC it was in Brighton which completes the stereotype (Brighton is the queer capital of Britain).

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u/Putrid_Macaron3225 11d ago

Now this is a good romance anime start

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u/Scalpels 10d ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen a teaser for that anime, but I can't seem to find it online.

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u/Obesz 11d ago

And then some comedian stole it

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter 11d ago

Horseshoe theory strikes again

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u/fncomputerboy 11d ago

That’s why none of that shit even matters. If you’re attracted to someone it’s just that. Don’t try to fight it or read too much into it because you’re going against human nature itself by doing so. Not saying we should give into every primal instinct but when it comes to sex our bodies usually know what’s up.

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u/Flat_News_2000 11d ago

Well yeah but people will always want to label themselves something so they feel included.

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u/GambitsAce23 11d ago

Accidental straight

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 11d ago

Sounds like they're attracted to each other, so I don't see the problem, unless it's really the equipment they're concerned about using.

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

i think they both thought it was amusing. it wasn't like a love connection, more of a drunken kiss at a music festival or event of some sort.

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 11d ago

Women can't make jokes. Everything they say is 100% SERIOUS. (according to the internet)

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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure 11d ago edited 9d ago

Women can't make jokes.

Oh muffin, it's so hard being you!

Edit: nobody appreciates Anna Kendrick

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u/WhiskeyAndKisses 11d ago

It’s easier to assume everybody is stupid but not you because you're special, than actually putting the effort to get other's perspective or humor. I see that a lot, and I certainly did it myself.

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u/SourceNagger 11d ago

welcome to Reddit

it's all autism, and misogyny

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u/Shinpansen 11d ago

It's like this clip (if you're homeless just buy a house). I mean, the girl was clearly joking.

But this guy had to take it seriouly and humiliate her. I mean the song is great, and I'm glad it exists, but people...stop thinking this girl is dumb, it's clearly humour.

Also the guy in the song quotes the "300 000 homeless VETERANS". Like, maybe it's an american thing (I'm european), but why only talk about veterans? Like are normal homeless people are not worth it?

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u/Warm_Month_1309 11d ago

why only talk about veterans? Like are normal homeless people are not worth it?

I've had a conversation with someone before where I was discussing the amount of homelessness, and the person I was talking to discounted my numbers by saying "well, yeah, but a lot of those people aren't actually homeless. They're just, like, gay kids who got kicked out by their parents or something".

So yeah, there are definitely people who think that homelessness is a bad thing only if certain people are homeless.

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u/ThePublikon 11d ago

why only talk about veterans? Like are normal homeless people are not worth it?

I think America's view/treatment of veterans is deeply strange but in the context, I think it works to highlight the issue. It's not that homeless regular people aren't worth it, it's more pointing out that the country can't even be bothered looking after the people that were actually willing to make ultimate sacrifices for the country.

This isn't to say regular people aren't doing things for their country, it's just easier/more obvious with veterans. They potentially risked death or disability and you can't even house them. (Or provide the mental health support that gets them back on track to wanting housing)

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u/FuReddont 6d ago

What's the joke? At best she's pretending to be out of touch and stupid but there's no punchline? No pun, no visual gag, nothing to indicate that its a joke of any kind

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u/Shinpansen 6d ago

I dunno, playing stupid is like a very fundamental part of humor. Do you even human?

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u/FuReddont 6d ago

Haha that was really funny

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u/FuReddont 6d ago

I think I get it now

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u/sickoftwitter 11d ago

I'm autistic and this tracks

I often see Redditors react to women's jokes so literally even I am like: bruh, that's so embarrassing for you ://

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u/Murameowsa 10d ago

This shit does really happen though. She is making fun of a thing that really does happen.
I've seen a mile long rant by a Gold Star lesbian ranting about the time she hit on a trans man thinking he was a butch lesbian and how dare the evil trans man do that to her.

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

And degrading men. Not a big reader? Want me to link some subs?

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u/butt-barnacles 11d ago

If you think men refusing to understand jokes made by women is degrading to said men, then tell them to stop lmao?

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

Genuine question, do you think women handle jokes about them well?

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u/Chocomoose19 11d ago

Do you think this makes people take you seriously?

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

It’s a joke, you can’t handle a joke about necks?

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u/StJohnColtrane 11d ago

There's SO much more misandry on reddit.

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u/IAMNOT_EustaceWinner 11d ago

Literal biggest lie in the universe

I don't see men getting "rip your DMs" on comments of innocuous photos

You just don't see it because the misogyny is so ingrained into reddit

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u/Automatic_Bison_3093 11d ago

RIP your DMs is just true. Sadly there is a lot of VERY lonely and weird men on reddit.

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u/StJohnColtrane 11d ago

There are entire subreddits devoted to misandry. And the example you gave is not only silly, but nothing compared to what femcels write there.

Anyway, it is not a competition. Sexism should not be a thing, both sides.

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u/SpeakerOk1182 11d ago

You say it's not a competition but you're the one who made it one by saying "there's so much more misandry."

I get what you're saying but you're the one that made it a competition.

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u/StJohnColtrane 11d ago

You framed reddit as full of misogyny, not as full of sexism.

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u/SpeakerOk1182 11d ago

I'm not the same person that said that, but we all have yellow icons so I can see why you'd think I was.

But those are not mutually exclusive concepts.

They say it's full of misogyny, but that doesn't mean it's not full of sexism. My point is that what you said is what made it a competition. That's all.

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u/Joseph707 11d ago

Sexism is misogyny. This is something that everyone needs to understand. EVERYONE suffers under the patriarchy. Men being constrained by bullshit standards like having short hair and never wearing certain colors or anything too sparkly etc is because of the patriarchy. Men being told they can’t have any emotions other than anger or self-satisfaction is because of the patriarchy. Women being assumed to be better parents (and by extension, men being given less expectations in parenting, and also by extension, men being praised more for the same parenting behaviors as women are expected to do) is because of the patriarchy. Men being unable to form deep friendships because they were raised never to be vulnerable is because of the patriarchy. Men being lonely and miserable and offing themselves is because of the patriarchy. The patriarchy dictates that men have to meet certain standards to be above women or else they’re wrong and will lose social power. Any actions that men willingly take that knock themselves down a peg is seen as mock-worthy, or even dangerous. Literally look at the way trans women are treated. They are the actual boogey-man in today’s society, along with immigrants, and it’s all because society sees them as men who are betraying manhood. Gay men, too, are threatening to the patriarchy because they dare to step out of that box that it puts men into. Sexism is just misogyny, hands down. It’s not taking the focus away from men by saying exactly HOW men are harmed by the patriarchy, it’s actually getting into the weeds of it and solving the fucking problem, which is that men can’t act like women or else they’re fucked.

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u/bloqed 11d ago

Welcome to modern slop Reddit, users moving from Facebook who think a "picture with some text under it" is some sort of primary news or information source

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u/prrrrt-ting 11d ago

It’s giving what do djs even do?

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u/MissDiketon 11d ago

I can't remember his name, but I really like him. He often does little songs ripping on the incel community, and giggles a lot.

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u/sickoftwitter 11d ago

That's Casey, he's a talented singer and wholesome dude.

Sometimes the Str8s really get hysterical over queer humour. The heteros got upsettero.

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

Queer humor? Do you guys just have queer everything?

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u/sickoftwitter 11d ago

I can't tell if your reply is serious or sarcastic

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

I bet that happens to you a lot

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u/domovikha 11d ago

You're complaining about the phrase "queer humor" being used to describe humor about being queer. It really is a baffling level of stupidity.

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

Ah yes because a straight male would never see a long haired guy and hope it’s a girl. That’s definitely only queers

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u/domovikha 11d ago

Being excited about meeting an attractive masc lesbian is a pretty queer experience, which makes it a queer joke. I'm glad you found a way to relate to it as a straight guy, though. My point is that queer people are allowed to make jokes about being queer, and those can accurately be called queer humor.

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u/Evening-Reach-8293 11d ago

You are so disingenuous. The person I was responding to was mocking straight people. You can call me dumb or try to create some in-group but humor is humor, there is nothing called queer humor. If a gay person drinks coffee is it queer coffee? If there’s a book about a gay person it’s a queer book? Do you people really need such an insular experience in life?

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u/domovikha 10d ago

I didn't say all that, but I apologize if I misunderstood your initial comment or mistakenly called you stupid. For the record, "us people" don't lead insular lives because we work with non-queer people and things every single day. Most of our family, friends, coworkers, and acquaintances are cis and straight. The vast majority of people in media are cis and straight. Many things in life have little to do with our gender or sexuality. However, jokes about being queer objectively exist, and I don't think calling them queer is taking any major stance. I think we're bickering over semantics at this point, and you're free to disagree. I've made the points I wanted to. I'm sorry if I misunderstood yours. I'm going to go have dinner now. I'm not sure how people normally end conversations on the internet, but I hope you have a good day.

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 11d ago

Eh, it doesn't come off as OOT if you've ever had the unfortunate experience of hanging out around TERFy lesbians. Some women love to hatekeep what they think of as womanly.

I meant to type gatekeep, but hatekeep is just so appropriate I'm leaving it.

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u/youburyitidigitup 11d ago

I petition that hatekeep become a new word

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u/Emotional_News108 11d ago

Like gatekeeping but instead of sullen superiority it’s just fucking rage?

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u/youburyitidigitup 11d ago

Exactly

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u/Emotional_News108 11d ago

I'm down for that. It's gonna have to be someone not me though. I'm way too tired for hatekeeping. Best I can do is mehkeeping.

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

babe, you cant live your life interpreting everything based off the actions of the worst people in the world.

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 11d ago

Who says I am? I judge them by their own actions.

Typically, when a stranger makes a sexist comment, it's reasonable to dismiss them. It's not any less pathetic because she's queer.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 11d ago

Except the issue is that you're taking her "actions" totally out of context. The joke isn't "haha men need to stop acting this way" - the joke is that her reaction to a harmless situation is excessive and absurd.

You obviously don't need to find it funny, but if you believe that she could genuinely be sobbing because she was momentarily attracted to a guy with long hair then you're simply not very good at reading social and contextual cues. Any remotely well-adjusted person would be able to immediately tell that she is very obviously taking the piss - there's no discussion to be had about it, that's just a fact.

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

assuming someone who is very clearly joking is a TERF because of experiences you've had with unrelated TERFs is what I am saying is the problem. She's kidding and it doesn't matter if some other asshole is being hateful... you dont get to take her joke as face value because others have been hateful.

And, you are rebutting with something entirely different. If an individual says something racist, dimiss them. That makes sense! But if someone tells the same joke as a racist, but has otherwise not been racist, you dont declare the joke racist too.

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u/CanadianODST2 11d ago

Nah.

It’s perfectly okay to not just hand wave jokes because you might find them fine.

And joking that certain groups shouldn’t do certain things is very much a joke that many would say is not okay.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 11d ago

So you think it's your job to police lesbians joking about a very common lesbian experience in a way that does not offend cis men?in defense of trans women, an entirely different group who have nothing to do with butch women and cis men and do not present on a way that would be confused other 

This is the worst most homophobic advocacy ever. You're defending nobody but falling over yourself to attack lesbians 

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u/CanadianODST2 11d ago

No. You’re just a bad person who looks to defend shitty behaviour hiding behind a joke.

If a guy “joked” that men shouldn’t have long hair because they get them confused for a woman I’d say the same thing. Which is something I’ve seen happen and is actually very much something men have been harassed for.

You’re just trying to hide behind jokes to push and reinforce gender norms. Which btw very much would have to do with cis men and ESPECIALLY butch women which is LITERALLY an example of pushing against gender norms.

You’re admitting you think long hair is a feminine trait and therefore it’s okay to joke about men doing it. Then turn around and claim people who don’t feel pushing gender norms should be something to joke about are attacking groups whose identity is tied to breaking those very gender norms…

You think it’s okay for a guy to joke about butch women are men? I don’t. But you seem to think going the other way is fine.

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u/dorsehivorcee 11d ago edited 11d ago

What’s funny about the original video is their over reaction, not necessarily the content of their joke. I don’t think the person in the original video actually cares that much about whether men have long hair.

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u/Existing_Abies_4101 11d ago

No it's just funny when you see someone from behind and get excited that they look just like the type of person you're into and when they turn around they are completely not. Lighten the fuck up, the people harassing you are assholes, she isn't harassing anyone she is just giving an obvious overreaction to that feeling a lot of us have had.

She isn't actually telling people what to do with their body you lunatic. Chill the fuck out.

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 11d ago

I don't know her. I don't have any reason to think she's joking.

Plus I don't have a lot of tolerance for "I'm just being edgy" or "I'm just venting" sexist jokes. More often than not, they're not joking, just telling on themselves.

Ironic sexists and casual sexists have a fundamental problem... to people who don't know how much they don't mean the things they're sayings... they're just being sexist.

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u/Own_Jacket8720 11d ago

you literally dont need to know her. she's crying talking about men with buns, thats all the info you need if you have a brain to know shes joking

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

I don't know her. I don't have any reason to think she's joking.

well that gets back to my initial point, you cannot spend your whole life assuming the worst of everyone you interact with because some people are awful. you dont know her, so why assume she's bad? why not just assume she's joking? it's not even an edgy joke... its pretty tame queer humor.

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 11d ago

I'm doing one better than assuming anything. I'm letting her words do the talking.

As I've explained before, I'm just sick of sexism. If you need to use sexism to be funny, you're not funny, just sexist.

I mean, do you really think gender nonconforming men really need their appearances policed more? And by allies?

It's just the same basic ass sexism I've heard my whole life.

It's not tame, just pathetic. Have some standards.

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

if a joke about a man bun is the sexism that plagues your life than you probably have a lot better than 99% of us.

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u/PocketButterBandit 11d ago

What kinda springy ass shoes do you wear to jump to that conclusion.

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 11d ago

Reported and blocked.

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u/dorsehivorcee 11d ago edited 11d ago

I think she’s obviously joking in the TikTok, though?

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 11d ago

How often do TERFy Lesbians actually say something is wrong with men having long hair?

This does not seem like a serious, systemic problem. Like if I walk downtown and see a teenager healing obscenities at a dumpster while drunk, I don't need to start acting like that's the normal thing teenagers are doing enough to be in occurrence that regular people would run into.

But I mean that one person that does it, yeah that sucks to navigate around. How many years ago was that though and how often has it happened since?

We measure harm by how often it occurs, and how it impacts people's lives. I just don't think that the turf lesbian long hair haters are in any way common

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 11d ago

We measure harm 

Naw, that's how you dismiss harm.

The easiest way to turn a blind eye is to reduce human beings to statistics.

You can powerscale sexist acts all you want. I'm sure it's a lot of fun figuring out exactly which level of sexism is OK to call out. Does it change things that I'm nonbinary? Does that give me a stat boost in your match-up? I fuckin' hope not...

I like to keep things simple when it comes to sexism. I'm just flat against it.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 10d ago

Creative interventions toolkit on addressing interpretational violence - look at the getting clear section. This is a toolkit made by experts and activists on violence and abuse.

They do consider whether or not a harm is something that happened in the past, that is a pattern of behavior that is ongoing, a pattern of behavior in the past, etc.

You cannot properly address harm without understanding whether or not it is a pattern or a random one-time act.

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u/AllsWellThatsNB 10d ago

Those are professionals in specific personal circumstances. Not really applicable.

Ordinary people aren't ranking harm in order to better help each other, they're not performing triage, theyre looking for an excuse to dismiss people they don't care about so they don't feel bad.

You see it literally every time someone brings up a problem others want to ignore. "Oh, it's not a real problem, and it shouldn't bother you because it's not as bad as //fill in the blank depending on issue//."

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u/_OptimusRex_ 11d ago

Babe wake up, new lingo just dropped. Hatekeep is great.

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u/BGAL7090 11d ago

Get in bitch, new lingo just dropped.

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u/shauneok 11d ago

He's a musician, people either love or hate that chuckle but he gives me a giggle lol.

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u/KoalaTHerb 11d ago

Most the man buns I've met fall into two categories: fun optimistic guy like this gentleman or the hipster version of a chad.

Everyone's individuals tho! But this is a funny trend I've perceived.

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u/Chuckitybye 11d ago

The second guy usually does little songs lambasting misogyny. He is a cool dude

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u/FireWoodStromboli 11d ago edited 11d ago

Once, back in my first year of high school, I tried growing out my hair, hoping I’d look like Tom Hiddelston (as Loki), but after two months, it looked like a thick tuft that creates a "helmet" effect because my hair is naturally thick. In the end, I decided to stick with the Tom Hardy haircut haha

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u/QuantitySharp2662 11d ago

I wanted long hair since I was a boy watching He-Man. Took until I had a job where I could wear a hat, that I got beyond the ugly stage. Eventually had some wicked wavey curls if I let my hair air dry.

One time I straightened it and it practically disappeared lol like my big thick curls are mostly air.

I think my perfect hair length is a sort of mini afro that is reminiscent of Queen Elizabeth the second lol

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u/lc0o85 11d ago

I used to have long hair, now I'm bald. I tell people I borrowed hair from the future lol

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u/Murameowsa 10d ago

I could tell she was faking but there unfortunately are people like she's pretending to be and making fun of.

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u/OkSwimming517 11d ago

Over a lifetime, jokes that aren't malicious can eventually become hurtful. I wish people would think with more nuanced empathy before they make jokes.

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u/CanadianODST2 11d ago

Just because someone is joking doesn’t mean it’s okay.

“I’m just joking” is a very common excuse people use to hide behind when a joke is met with backlash.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 11d ago

The funny thing is straight guys with long hair are just masc lesbians when you think about it