r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/TheDancinD918 • Apr 30 '26

SLPT: Sex Offender Registry

To better your chances of getting the job, make sure you let HR know in your interview that you are not listed on the sex offender registry.

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u/DaddyDoLittle Apr 30 '26

Great tip! Secure the job by giving the HR lady a nice smack on the ass.

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u/TheDancinD918 Apr 30 '26

Always make sure to ask how strict the sexual harassment policy is.

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u/Leirnis Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Just to let you know in advance, my office is legally ALLOWED to be within a 300m kindergarten limit. 

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u/El_Chilangisimo Apr 30 '26

We need to write a song about how we definitely don’t diddle kids

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u/MariahJames8 Apr 30 '26

Didn't Michael Jackson try the opposite with "Bad"? He was going for some reverse psychology. I don't think it worked

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u/mustard138 Apr 30 '26

You obviously don't want to work for the current US administration.....

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u/TheDancinD918 Apr 30 '26

Seeing as being a Sex Offender would be a requisite. I wouldn't qualify.

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep Apr 30 '26

To show that you're continually improving as a person, change it to "I'm no longer listed on the sex offender registry!".

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u/TheGhostInAJar Apr 30 '26

Never give up!

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u/lincoln_hawks1 Apr 30 '26

I'd get more specific. Not required to register as a sex offender in this city and don't live with 1000 feet of a school

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u/it_hurts_too_poo Apr 30 '26

I’m NOT on the set offender register, so there’s no point in looking. >wink<