r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/TheDancinD918 • Apr 30 '26

SLPT: Sex Offender Registry

To better your chances of getting the job, make sure you let HR know in your interview that you are not listed on the sex offender registry.

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u/DaddyDoLittle Apr 30 '26

Great tip! Secure the job by giving the HR lady a nice smack on the ass.

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u/TheDancinD918 Apr 30 '26

Always make sure to ask how strict the sexual harassment policy is.