r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/TheDancinD918 • Apr 30 '26

SLPT: Sex Offender Registry

To better your chances of getting the job, make sure you let HR know in your interview that you are not listed on the sex offender registry.

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u/El_Chilangisimo Apr 30 '26

We need to write a song about how we definitely don’t diddle kids

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u/MariahJames8 Apr 30 '26

Didn't Michael Jackson try the opposite with "Bad"? He was going for some reverse psychology. I don't think it worked