r/vegancirclejerk did Veganuary 2d ago

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX Movie idea: The 40 Year-Old Vegan

Synopsis: a 40 year-old lovable loser has never eaten meat. His charismatic and healthy co-workers find out and make it their mission to help him finally experience real food. Mishaps and mayhem ensue, and our hero eventually learns that it’s ok to be vegan, but it’s wayyyy better to be normal.

Rated: PG-13 (depictions of the results of extreme animal abuse)

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u/PigsDream keto 1d ago

Did you run this by David the man with the YouTube channel by the same name?

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u/hamster_avenger did Veganuary 1d ago edited 1d ago

ok, I checked it out and I gotta be honest, my idea is way funnier. He's out there trying to get people to go vegan.. like, why? how is that funny? stop eating meat, save the animals, blah blah blah. What a downer, we're trying to make a blockbuster here.

tho I suppose his thing could become a "cult classic" since vegan is, you know, a cult.

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u/PigsDream keto 1d ago

Yes I get it a cult classic 😂