r/vegancirclejerk • u/hamster_avenger did Veganuary • 1d ago

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX Movie idea: The 40 Year-Old Vegan

Synopsis: a 40 year-old lovable loser has never eaten meat. His charismatic and healthy co-workers find out and make it their mission to help him finally experience real food. Mishaps and mayhem ensue, and our hero eventually learns that it’s ok to be vegan, but it’s wayyyy better to be normal.

Rated: PG-13 (depictions of the results of extreme animal abuse)

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u/Then_Artichoke4790 raw-vegan 1d ago

INTERIOR: AROUND THE POKER TABLE

VEGAN, AWKWARDLY: Yeah dawg, I totally love eating that roast beef, know what I'm saying??

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u/hamster_avenger did Veganuary 1d ago

And the pus in cow’s milk. So smooth and… viscous

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u/Low_Lunch_3236 vegetarian 1d ago

Female lead is the double whammy burger he falls in love with 

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u/Bright_Cranberry_227 lacto-ovo-carno-vegan 1d ago

/uj god I wish I've never eaten meat in the past and got born into an evil cultist vegan family that forces their views on me

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u/PigsDream keto 1d ago

Did you run this by David the man with the YouTube channel by the same name?

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u/hamster_avenger did Veganuary 21h ago edited 20h ago

ok, I checked it out and I gotta be honest, my idea is way funnier. He's out there trying to get people to go vegan.. like, why? how is that funny? stop eating meat, save the animals, blah blah blah. What a downer, we're trying to make a blockbuster here.

tho I suppose his thing could become a "cult classic" since vegan is, you know, a cult.

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u/PigsDream keto 20h ago

Yes I get it a cult classic 😂

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