r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Runners who have non running friends, how you deal with that?

/r/trailrunning/comments/1ts2p6q/runners_who_have_non_running_friends_how_you_deal/
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u/sciences_bitch 2d ago

Running has “naturally created some distance over time.”

Big if true.

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u/moonSandals 2d ago

Wow I missed that. Lol. 

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u/djolk 2d ago

Running and UlL hiking are similarly solo sports. It's better to have ruthless competitors than friends. Friends don't help you set FKTs they slow you down with conversation, and their problems.

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u/Sunshinestateshrooms 2d ago edited 2d ago

Two Mile Brew Co in Leadville makes an IPA named after your comment

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u/Sunshinestateshrooms 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m confused. How would someone kudos me on Strava if they’re a non-runner?

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u/anto2554 2d ago

C🤢clist

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u/Sunshinestateshrooms 2d ago edited 2d ago

Followers only, that’ll filter out the orthodontists. I don’t need no leaderboard validation.

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u/Monskiactual 2d ago

i talk about running constantly. Like all the time. I steer every conversation into running. I make myself totally unsufferable to be around if the person isnt also into running. Eventually all my friends and my new spouse will be into running. Problem solved

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u/drwolffe 2d ago

I had about 10 friends but 9 of them weren't ultralight so I ghosted them. Having a lot of friends isn't ultralight anyway

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u/ace_v27 2d ago

Guilt trip or blackmail them into carrying your shit. How else are you gonna get a 97g base weight?

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u/goofsmasher 2d ago

I make sure to act superior and really rub it in their face as often as possible. I runmog those walkcels like a cardiomaxxer truly

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf 2d ago

I feel most comfortable during mass panic when everyone is running

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u/craigslist_hedonist 2d ago

if you're a runner in a group of non-runners, and you've naturally created some distance you want to extend your lead while you can. you never know when one of the others wants to close that gap.

don't let them take your lead from you, keep them out of range of attack.

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u/ultrawiz 2d ago

You don't actually have friends. You have an audience, for what they see as a tragic comedy.

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u/rexeditrex 2d ago

I never leave my basement because that’s where all my gear is. What are friends?

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u/RunWithBluntScissors 2d ago

Well, if my friends can’t keep up, they can’t keep up.