r/maryland • u/grichardson526 Baltimore County • May 01 '26

Meme Do we agree with this meme?

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u/thecastle7 May 01 '26

This is like Northwest DC, Dundalk, and Potomac

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u/Dabsick May 01 '26

I’m from Dundalk/Eastern Avenue. He’s way too clean lol

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u/Congregator May 02 '26

That guys clearly Hampden

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u/anxg_xie 29d ago

No people from Hampden look like gnomes

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u/thisberry713 29d ago

100% shops in Hampden, but more likely lives in Remington or Charles Village with three roommates.

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u/Beneficial_Plant_776 28d ago

He’s Fed Hill for sure…

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u/Namtien223 29d ago

Hey hey I live in Hampden. He's Hampden 15 years ago. I saw this guy punch a woman in Dimitri's one Tuesday night.

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u/thisberry713 29d ago

Me too 😂 But this guy only wants to looks like he'd punch a woman...before he goes home and macrames a plant hanger.

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u/Namtien223 29d ago

Oooooooh NOW I recognize him he's one of the dorks that job hops between waverly union and nepenthe and repeatedly fails at each one. Good eye.

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u/Disastrous_Maize_737 May 02 '26

Yeah I live in Dundalk right off eastern ave and he needs to have two different shoes on too + a shopping cart or one of those motorized scooters

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u/DiepAngry May 02 '26

Do we still need Passport to come to Dumdalk?

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u/lecarguy May 01 '26

Needs more face tattoos.

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u/Aggravating_One_7559 29d ago

I swear every stripper in MD I’ve ever talked to is from Dundalk

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u/stillraddad 28d ago

Hang out at Fantasies huh?

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u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK May 02 '26

NWDC, Rockville, Potomac

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u/fezdonk May 03 '26

This is what Rockville looks like to people who decided to segregate into "North Bethesda"

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u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK May 03 '26

I like how developers just make stuff up and everyone is like "yeah sure"

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u/fezdonk May 03 '26

Same thing with North Potomac. "We don't live in Gaithersburg!"

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u/pls_send_caffeine 28d ago

Lol, that is not Rockville. That's Hyattsville. Skinny white boy who works in a restaurant halfway between College Park and Greenbelt, but thinks he tough because he's not one of the UMD kids (even if he maybe used to be one)

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u/Daedalist3101 May 02 '26

needs a bottle of sunny d

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u/Redisbest_99 May 01 '26

Or Bethesda, Dundalk, Potomac

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u/poolpog May 01 '26

Annapolis Dundalk Potomac

DC isn't part of Maryland technically

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u/Jessicarae78 May 02 '26

Dundalk is

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u/Ok_ImGame May 02 '26

Dundalk is wild

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u/Vivid_Stretch4422 May 02 '26

I moved from California to Ellicott City in 2019. I haven't seen Dundalk yet, but this thread makes me want to visit. Should I? Or will it scar my Ivy League ass for life?

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u/poolpog May 02 '26

It's fine

It's just sorta, working class, and people can be classist

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u/Ok_ImGame May 02 '26

People are def classist…but no need to go if you don’t need to

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u/ameme May 02 '26

Been to Dundalk once about 5 years ago.. I dont think it will scar you, but I dont recommend going unless you need to.

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u/yoyoitsmikeyo 29d ago

You will smell it as soon as you cross into the town lines

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u/Jessicarae78 28d ago

Ughhhhh, I have a sociopathic ex from Dundalk. I just can’t.

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u/Jolly-feet 28d ago

I have no idea