r/maryland • u/grichardson526 Baltimore County • May 01 '26

Meme Do we agree with this meme?

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u/thecastle7 May 01 '26

This is like Northwest DC, Dundalk, and Potomac

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u/Dabsick May 01 '26

I’m from Dundalk/Eastern Avenue. He’s way too clean lol

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u/Congregator May 02 '26

That guys clearly Hampden

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u/anxg_xie 29d ago

No people from Hampden look like gnomes

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u/thisberry713 29d ago

100% shops in Hampden, but more likely lives in Remington or Charles Village with three roommates.

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u/Namtien223 29d ago

Hey hey I live in Hampden. He's Hampden 15 years ago. I saw this guy punch a woman in Dimitri's one Tuesday night.

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u/thisberry713 29d ago

Me too 😂 But this guy only wants to looks like he'd punch a woman...before he goes home and macrames a plant hanger.

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u/Namtien223 29d ago

Oooooooh NOW I recognize him he's one of the dorks that job hops between waverly union and nepenthe and repeatedly fails at each one. Good eye.

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u/Disastrous_Maize_737 May 02 '26

Yeah I live in Dundalk right off eastern ave and he needs to have two different shoes on too + a shopping cart or one of those motorized scooters

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u/DiepAngry May 02 '26

Do we still need Passport to come to Dumdalk?

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u/lecarguy May 01 '26

Needs more face tattoos.

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u/Aggravating_One_7559 29d ago

I swear every stripper in MD I’ve ever talked to is from Dundalk

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u/stillraddad 28d ago

Hang out at Fantasies huh?

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u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK 29d ago

NWDC, Rockville, Potomac

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u/fezdonk 29d ago

This is what Rockville looks like to people who decided to segregate into "North Bethesda"

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u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK 29d ago

I like how developers just make stuff up and everyone is like "yeah sure"

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u/fezdonk 29d ago

Same thing with North Potomac. "We don't live in Gaithersburg!"

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u/pls_send_caffeine 28d ago

Lol, that is not Rockville. That's Hyattsville. Skinny white boy who works in a restaurant halfway between College Park and Greenbelt, but thinks he tough because he's not one of the UMD kids (even if he maybe used to be one)

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u/Daedalist3101 May 02 '26

needs a bottle of sunny d

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u/Redisbest_99 May 01 '26

Or Bethesda, Dundalk, Potomac

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u/poolpog May 01 '26

Annapolis Dundalk Potomac

DC isn't part of Maryland technically

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u/Jessicarae78 May 02 '26

Dundalk is

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u/Ok_ImGame May 02 '26

Dundalk is wild

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u/Vivid_Stretch4422 May 02 '26

I moved from California to Ellicott City in 2019. I haven't seen Dundalk yet, but this thread makes me want to visit. Should I? Or will it scar my Ivy League ass for life?

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u/poolpog May 02 '26

It's fine

It's just sorta, working class, and people can be classist

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u/Ok_ImGame May 02 '26

People are def classist…but no need to go if you don’t need to

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u/ameme May 02 '26

Been to Dundalk once about 5 years ago.. I dont think it will scar you, but I dont recommend going unless you need to.

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u/Jessicarae78 28d ago

Ughhhhh, I have a sociopathic ex from Dundalk. I just can’t.

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u/Jolly-feet 28d ago

I have no idea

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u/ArchieConnors May 01 '26

Poor Tina Fey looks boxed in as hell here. Tim maybe if you’re gonna be inside at a basketball game you don’t need three coats

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u/Despada_ May 01 '26

Dude is manspreading like crazy too, like chill my guy, wear shorts if your suckers need to breathe lmao

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u/Diesel07012012 May 01 '26

That's what happens when you wear 8,000 lb of pants.

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u/piev3000 May 01 '26

Gotta protect the three drinks

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u/MonstersAtOurDoor 28d ago

If you take off all the coats, I bet there's just a dead rat underneath like Sammy from Wayside School.

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u/EditorAcceptable8814 27d ago

He could also more closer to the person he is with instead of the other person.

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u/boofoodoo May 01 '26

I suspect most of Virginia looks more like Timmy here

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u/inthesinbin May 01 '26

That's only Northern VA there.

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u/TheFuschiaBaron May 01 '26

This meme doesn't actually make sense, it's a Rorschach 

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u/RecordEnvironmental4 May 01 '26

*think they look like him

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u/AndyHN 29d ago

Now do most of DC.

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u/Educational-Log6855 May 01 '26

Call me a Jenner/Kardashian and were fighting to the death

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u/GalaxyFro3025 May 01 '26

The DMV as 3 white people?
Come on now.

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u/DRCVC10023884 May 01 '26

You know, fuck you're right lol

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u/ezitherese May 01 '26

😂😂😂

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u/jason_sation May 01 '26

Montgomery County, Carroll County, Howard County

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u/SCHMETTERLING May 01 '26

I'd swap Carroll for Cecil, but this tracks

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u/ChessieChesapeake Calvert County May 01 '26

From the southern MD perspective, I’m going with Anne Arundel, Calvert, Montgomery

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u/LegitSince8Bits May 01 '26

From Anne Arundel I would agree

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u/fme222 May 02 '26

And for Anne Arundel perspective I'd say Annapolis, Dena/Glen Burnie, Severna Park.

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u/2Blessed_2Stress 29d ago

From Howard County and definitely agree!

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u/NinjaQueef May 01 '26

Only if he's wearing Maryland flag underwear.

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u/DRCVC10023884 May 01 '26

So NOVA is the right, most of Virginia more like the middle.

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u/Slumbergoat16 May 01 '26

Most of VA sucks tbh. I lived there in two areas for over a decade

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u/Separate-Judge4491 May 01 '26

A little too white to be accurate.

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u/deykleen May 02 '26

None of these are DC. (Left to right) That's Montgomery County, PG County, and Fairfax County.

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u/Infamous_Chance6774 29d ago

Fairly accurate but too white for PG county. Frederick for sure

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u/nicirus May 01 '26

How about Annapolis Baltimore Frederick

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u/SCHMETTERLING May 01 '26

Not really reflective of the area unless you're talking inside the beltway ... much of this area is more diverse than that. Can't compare NoVA with Lynchburg. Can't compare Wheaton with Westminster.

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u/InvoluntaryNarwhal May 01 '26

No. Crap meme format, too, given the general confusion level in the thread.

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u/Assketchum1 May 01 '26

You see all three in all three.

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u/kpfluff May 01 '26

I saw this in r/nova with them all going, "soooo true! 😂" But I don't get it in the slightest.

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u/SwingFluffy4455 May 01 '26

Maryland doesn’t manspread like this.

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u/drwafflesphdllc May 01 '26

On the contrary, Maryland takes up a lot of space laterally.

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u/wbruce098 May 02 '26

MD is literally manspreading over DC and VA!

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u/MyPasswordIsABC999 Montgomery County May 01 '26

Pretty good metaphor for Maryland drivers through

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u/SCLSU-Mud-Dogs May 01 '26

Sure if by Virginia they mean NOVA, and Maryland they mean Glen Burnie, Dundalk, Pasadena

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u/drunkenunicorn13 May 01 '26

Wack example

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u/JimboFett87 Frederick County May 01 '26

Is this supposed to be a Maryland dig? I’m sure it was posted by a Virginia chode

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u/ExWallStreetGuy Montgomery County May 01 '26

Potomac and Howard County disagree

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u/rustystumpty May 01 '26

DC is chocolate city though

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u/Ok_ImGame May 01 '26

Points to recognize folk: DMV generally means area surrounding beltway(doesn’t include Richmond or Baltimore areas) OP is likely referencing the fashion styles, not the racial components.

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u/DeOroDorado May 01 '26

Roland Park, Dundalk, Fed Hill

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u/bleepingcomputer May 02 '26

3 white folk is, a decision.

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u/KaffiKlandestine May 01 '26

as someone tht lived in virginia for 10 years, and now been in maryland for 3 years. I think its Virginia (excluding nova), Maryland, DC

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u/Willothewisp2303 May 01 '26

Maryland isn't weird enough for this to be true. 

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u/retrofrenchtoast May 01 '26

Maryland is kind of weird. Baltimore is kind of odd- especially compared to DC. Richmond is weird, but I think Baltimore is weirder. Montgomery and PG counties are more eccentric than NoVa. Ocean City is tackier than Rehobeth and VA beach. Rural VA may have rural MD beat.

We have a state spice blend that everyone is obsessed with. Our official sport is jousting. We love our baseball team even when they are awful. John Waters.

I think this picture is supposed to represent DC, moco/PG, and nova. Curiously, Tina Fey went to UVA. And Tina Fey and Timothy Chalamet are pretty white to be representing those areas.

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u/powrez May 01 '26

“Baltimore is kind of odd” yeah agreed. Weird mix of Southern Gothic charm (à la New Orleans) and Rust Belt grit (probably like Pittsburgh) with a dash of colonial era historical (Boston).

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u/drillgorg Baltimore County May 01 '26

The Virginia lady doesn't match the Virginia flag

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u/No-Lab4815 Prince George's County May 01 '26

As a Brooklynite living in PG, this works for me lol.

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u/Leoncroi Saint Mary's County May 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lkxr1NSpHwVSNrBE7s

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u/JingoboStoplight4887 Prince George's County May 01 '26

Tina Fey, Timothy Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner

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u/ilovecaecellians May 02 '26

I thought that was Benson Boone. Jeez they look the same

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u/Weak-Hold-7651 May 01 '26

Tina deserves so much better than sitting with these two slugs

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u/jvitkun May 02 '26

Virginia, DC, Maryland.

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u/Takyon5 May 01 '26

All 3 regions are way too diverse for this meme to be accurate. If the meme said NW DC, PG County, and NoVa there might be something there.

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u/El_Bombero93 May 01 '26

Virginia is not a pretty girl with fake tatas. It’s more like a middle aged spinster with trust fund money but also 6 cats no kids

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u/No-Box5805 May 01 '26

Capitol Hill, PG County, Loudon County

Or

MoCo, Virginia Beach, Kalorama (?)

Or

Rosslyn, Anacostia, Potomac

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u/StrikingCabinet2735 May 02 '26

Def not Anacostia lol.

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u/No_Blacksmith2876 May 01 '26

I don't think my state is a manspreader

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u/No-Permission-3009 May 01 '26

I don’t get it and I live in Maryland

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u/stzycmum May 01 '26

Lol. The order is wrong but I could see it.

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u/Cyn_Sweetwater May 01 '26

NOVA maybe, not rural VA.

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u/WhenIWannabeME May 01 '26

Not even remotely.

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u/giohehehe May 01 '26

This whole run down is north va as hell lol. I got one better. Arlington Alexandria Tysons

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u/ErisLethe May 01 '26

East End, Maryland, Fairfax

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u/flickerbirdie May 01 '26

Absolutely not

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u/nobdyputsbabynacornr May 01 '26

Chalamet be looking more like WV!

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u/d84doc May 02 '26

All I’m saying is, no matter what you give Tina Fey, it better be the BEST choice out of the 3. Do not disrespect her.

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u/mhbentz May 02 '26

MD, DC, VA

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u/Confident_Hunter7506 May 02 '26

DC ain’t no where in there. Straight burbs

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u/Turman8rToo 29d ago

Fay, May, can o spray.

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u/ArtSubject7913 May 01 '26

I mean as a Marylander I’m looking at this while wearing a hoodie and a ball cap. So clearly this is way off base 😂

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u/MrOrganization001 May 01 '26

Retitle the photo “DC, Baltimore, and Alexandria” and I’d be inclined to agree.

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u/mslauren2930 May 01 '26

I was about to argue, but we totally Timmy. I like the little world I live in with little care for others.

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 May 01 '26

Yeah, but we got two good looking ladies, right?

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u/SkyeMreddit May 01 '26

Only for NoVA. Otherwise it’s hillbilly country

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u/ilovecaecellians May 02 '26

richmond ain't hillbilly either

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u/TylerHyena May 01 '26

Maybe half of Maryland, sure. Kylie would be Northern Virginia for sure.

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u/762_54r May 01 '26

Correct lol if we're talking in the DMV

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u/Mr_Derp___ May 01 '26

Definitely DC, Maryland, Nova.

If you drive a couple hours south, especially south of Richmond, Virginia gets hella Southern.

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u/JonesBoyFan2018 May 01 '26

Strictly in relation of the DMV, yes... I agree.

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u/Same-Sandwich1716 May 01 '26

If it was on Netflix. Otherwise....

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u/GardenOfIvy May 01 '26

Excuse me ????

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u/steven-teh-man May 01 '26

Timmy should be wearing jorts but close enough.

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u/Winter_XwX Harford County May 01 '26

Which part of Virginia lol

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u/Business_Package_478 May 01 '26

Tina Fey is bigger than both of them and will be remembered long after these two have disappeared.

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u/QueenLuLuBelle May 01 '26

Capitol Hill, Pigtown, Loudon County

I loved this! Thanks for the laugh!

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u/onehere4me May 01 '26

Afraid so

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u/airplaneoffline May 01 '26

Yeah but Virginians come to Baltimore when they need to go to DC. don't got time for the unnecessary snoodiness

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u/anfilco May 01 '26

Dunno, I'd have to see them drive

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u/Secret_Poet7340 May 01 '26

Poolesville, Wheaton, Annapolis. 

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u/Human-Ad-6339 May 02 '26

I definitely saw someone dressed like Chalamet in Maryland. I don’t agree with Virginia. Maybe Alexandria.

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u/HunterGathererGuy May 02 '26

Hey hons make sure to check your zinc for wahder leaks

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u/Nottacod May 02 '26

Wooder leaks...

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u/thebrowe1 May 02 '26

DC probably has the trashiest people of the three

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u/Congregator May 02 '26

Pikesville, Roland Park, Towson

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u/SnooDogs8063 May 02 '26

I’m from VA and I had on nearly this exact outfit today and my hair styled the same way 🤣🤣

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u/Left_Ambassador_4090 May 02 '26

Is that really Liz Lemon sitting courtside?

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u/JingoboStoplight4887 Prince George's County May 02 '26

Yes

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u/Suspicious_Clerk_200 May 02 '26

Of course DC would see themselves as Tina Fey 🙄

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u/ilovecaecellians May 02 '26

wisconsin, illinois, minnesota

vermont, new hampshire, maine

california, oregon, washington

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u/GemAfaWell Baltimore City May 02 '26

Bethesda, Federal Hill, and Vienna specifically

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u/Patalos May 02 '26

Virginia looks like the middle as well but theres a Temporary tag instead of the logo on the hat.

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u/Low_Plastic363 May 02 '26

Hey, he's the only reason anyone is taking a picture

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u/UpsetiTrash8335 May 02 '26

Middle Timmy is clearly Hagerstown

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u/Lopsided-Letter1353 May 02 '26

Don’t agree with VA AT ALL. The rest, yes.

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u/ElephantRattle May 02 '26

Cling, cling, cling

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u/PriapusPeteSr May 02 '26

Is that Tina Fey?

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u/TDEEZY121 May 02 '26

This seems accurate tbh

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u/DrBigWilds2ndGhost May 02 '26

Maryland ain’t that lame

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u/goff0317 May 02 '26

I would rather hang out with Maryland.

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u/Skinbiker May 02 '26

He is just enjoying the game -she is sitting there like an uptight school marm with her clown shoes on -just wants to be seen not jntetet d in the game

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u/Lurker-Forever-986 May 02 '26

I wish all girls in DC looked like Tina Fey. 😤

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u/L4nthanus 29d ago

MD, DC, VA

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u/Automatic_Ad1887 29d ago

Nope. I get Fey, bookish, glasses. Otherwise, nah, not even close.

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u/MCStarlight 29d ago

Tina is MD, Timothy is DC, an Kylie is VA

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u/dreambuuty 29d ago

is his movie out already?🤔

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u/SnooMacaroons3453 29d ago

😂😂😭😭😭😭

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u/Triuwaz 28d ago

He's just a bit of chubbiness away from being unutterably creepy-looking

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u/Deiiiyu 28d ago

unfortunately thats literally everyone, like your lil chubby away from being unnattractive as well

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u/Triuwaz 28d ago

Not very broad-minded of you; plenty of people have the frame to style a bit of chub. Timothy just ain't one.

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u/Low_Visit_4646 28d ago

Speaking for VA- we don’t claim her.

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u/Deiiiyu 28d ago

but do yall dress like her

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u/ElectricMilk426 28d ago

I’m a 40M recent transplant to NoVA from the Midwest 5 years ago and this seems accurate to me

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u/Jolly-feet 28d ago

I just want to come here and say Fourth of July is going to be depressing this year

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u/stillraddad 28d ago

Anne Arundel, Prince George, Montgomery

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u/supervillainsforever 27d ago

Ellicott City, Linthicum, Bethesda

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u/Legitimate-Chart-266 27d ago

NWDC, Hagerstown, Rockville

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u/Familiar_Childhood32 27d ago

Parts of DC, Pasadena, Potomac

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u/alzike 27d ago

You'll notice Delaware is nowhere to be found

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u/No-Impact4970 27d ago

I don’t understand the Virginia one

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u/revenge_burner 26d ago

I live in the DMV. My wife's house is in MD, My house is in VA, and we both work in DC.

I would have said Tina was MD, Tim is DC, and the other person is VA.

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u/NugzarMosidze 6d ago

Delaware, Maryland, Virginia