r/fixedbytheduet 11d ago

/r/all 😭

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 11d ago

Memory unlocked.

Turn of the century. I had long hair. Was in the gay bar. A hot frat boy was checking me out from across the bar, and I was checking him out.

Then he realized I was a guy. And I recognized he was a masc lesbian.

We both laughed at the same time.

I hope she's doing well.

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u/kavanyboy 11d ago

Accidentally straight

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u/Summoarpleaz 11d ago

So the gays are actually turning people straight!?

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 11d ago

Ooooweee this brings me to some of my favorite disses when guys are like “nah they’re gay they might try n hit on me” and verbatim one of my gay best friends is instantly like, you’re way to ugly 🤣 that or if you get enough drinks in the straight guy who said it, they always end up actually flirting with the gay guy and I get to here to drama of “they don’t know about their sexuality, but he tried to kiss me, etc” some of the most confused dudes be saying/doing the most and it cracks me up.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 10d ago

The Derrygirls "I'm not interested in you like that; look at the STATE o' you" comes to mind here!