Ooooweee this brings me to some of my favorite disses when guys are like “nah they’re gay they might try n hit on me” and verbatim one of my gay best friends is instantly like, you’re way to ugly 🤣 that or if you get enough drinks in the straight guy who said it, they always end up actually flirting with the gay guy and I get to here to drama of “they don’t know about their sexuality, but he tried to kiss me, etc” some of the most confused dudes be saying/doing the most and it cracks me up.
I just kind of look like a lesbian enough to be mistaken for.. a butch, tom-boyish.. type.
Ya know. A guy. I'm a guy who looks like a guy. If I grow out my facial hair, it completely goes away. But cleanshaven, I sort of see it. It's confusing.
I remember when I was younger and had glorious long hair I was walking in the town and some little lady pulled up behind me and asked me if I wanted to lift into town. I'm like no thanks I enjoy the walk and she's like I thought you were a woman I'm sorry and then sped off as if I were a warewolf or something.
I work with a FTM man who is dating a MTF woman. They are the coolest couple, and have a hysterical analogy: passing each other on the freeway and ending up at the same destination.
They're madly in love, that's really the only thing that important. They aren't trying to confuse anyone, they just found love for another and love for oneself. Cute as a button they both are.
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u/Cheetahs_never_win 11d ago
Memory unlocked.
Turn of the century. I had long hair. Was in the gay bar. A hot frat boy was checking me out from across the bar, and I was checking him out.
Then he realized I was a guy. And I recognized he was a masc lesbian.
We both laughed at the same time.
I hope she's doing well.