r/fixedbytheduet 11d ago

/r/all 😭

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 11d ago

Memory unlocked.

Turn of the century. I had long hair. Was in the gay bar. A hot frat boy was checking me out from across the bar, and I was checking him out.

Then he realized I was a guy. And I recognized he was a masc lesbian.

We both laughed at the same time.

I hope she's doing well.

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u/kavanyboy 11d ago

Accidentally straight

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u/Summoarpleaz 11d ago

So the gays are actually turning people straight!?

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 11d ago

Ooooweee this brings me to some of my favorite disses when guys are like “nah they’re gay they might try n hit on me” and verbatim one of my gay best friends is instantly like, you’re way to ugly 🤣 that or if you get enough drinks in the straight guy who said it, they always end up actually flirting with the gay guy and I get to here to drama of “they don’t know about their sexuality, but he tried to kiss me, etc” some of the most confused dudes be saying/doing the most and it cracks me up.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 10d ago

The Derrygirls "I'm not interested in you like that; look at the STATE o' you" comes to mind here!

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u/organic-robot 11d ago

This is the real gay agenda, wake up sheeple!

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u/Skatteklatte 10d ago

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u/muscularsharpie 10d ago

I just kind of look like a lesbian enough to be mistaken for.. a butch, tom-boyish.. type.

Ya know. A guy. I'm a guy who looks like a guy. If I grow out my facial hair, it completely goes away. But cleanshaven, I sort of see it. It's confusing.

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u/fitz_newru 10d ago

C'mon, show us a pic then, will ya?!

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u/Redneck2000 8d ago

You're blessed

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u/131166 10d ago

I remember when I was younger and had glorious long hair I was walking in the town and some little lady pulled up behind me and asked me if I wanted to lift into town. I'm like no thanks I enjoy the walk and she's like I thought you were a woman I'm sorry and then sped off as if I were a warewolf or something.

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u/NeverOnTheFirstDate 11d ago

And that's how grandma met grandpa.

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u/Xendicore 10d ago

Lol If you both think the other is attractive, seems like you could still pursue something further.

Obviously if you're not into it, you're not into it. But interesting thought experiment imo. It's funny either way tho.

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u/muscularsharpie 10d ago

I work with a FTM man who is dating a MTF woman. They are the coolest couple, and have a hysterical analogy: passing each other on the freeway and ending up at the same destination.

They're madly in love, that's really the only thing that important. They aren't trying to confuse anyone, they just found love for another and love for oneself. Cute as a button they both are.

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u/Xendicore 10d ago

That's awesome! I'm happy for them. The world is a harsh place. Way easier when you have someone to support you!

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 10d ago

Ah, no. We both thought one another was worth a second glance, because the first glance was misleading.

Much like seeing a nice, big house, except it was a mortuary before it was turned into a methlab.

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u/Kazgrinega 10d ago

These are the reactions that should be.

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u/One-Grape-8659 10d ago

Perks of being bi lmao

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 10d ago

“Turn of the century” hurt my feelings.

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 6d ago

Hope y'all said "no hetero"