Only burger chain that will make my poop and farts smell like the burgers. Every time I fart I'm reminded of my poor decision to eat 20 jalapeño cheese sliders.
I worked at a gas station from age 19-21. The owner did a shit ton of coke and ate pretty much exclusively Wendy's. Then he would come behind the counter to do stuff like, empty the safe, count cigarettes, etc. And he would always fart and his farts always smelled like Wendy's burgers and fries. I am now 47 and I still can't eat Wendy's because of Bob's horrific farts.
It's not only the farts. One morning I was really hungover and dumping out the white castle shits. I hadn't had any food or water in several hours, and was so desperate for sustenance that after wiping I admit I tasted the toilet paper a little. It tasted indistinguishable from the burgers basically, as if you'd just put a bunch of them in a blender.
Drunken night I barely remember, me and another friend went through a 100 box. I tell him no way we finished but he swears we did and we have a picture of us opening the box like rabid zombies
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u/Dry_Spring4108 10d ago
Never had White Castle, they don’t exist in my state. They seem like a “hate it or you love it” type chain though.