I have come to announce the next nefarious action that we will take under my leadership, in an effort to gain infamy and global recognition.
I proclaim that our next activity will be that of unlawfully siezing an item of great importance and value to the world, as a means of displaying our criminal prowess and expertise.
As for the object that we will be procuring through illegal activity and ill intent, I shall reveal this as the platform I stand upon is dramatically risen, presumanly via hydraulics, and the canopy above our headquarters is opened in synchronized motion with my rising stage.
Yes, my servants, we are going to perform a criminal heist to steal the greatest and most noticebable object of interest within the starlight sky of our atmosphere: the celestial body that resides within Earth's planetary orbit, which we have historically named Luna.
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u/DonJonBaldur 1d ago
I have come to announce the next nefarious action that we will take under my leadership, in an effort to gain infamy and global recognition.
I proclaim that our next activity will be that of unlawfully siezing an item of great importance and value to the world, as a means of displaying our criminal prowess and expertise.
As for the object that we will be procuring through illegal activity and ill intent, I shall reveal this as the platform I stand upon is dramatically risen, presumanly via hydraulics, and the canopy above our headquarters is opened in synchronized motion with my rising stage.
Yes, my servants, we are going to perform a criminal heist to steal the greatest and most noticebable object of interest within the starlight sky of our atmosphere: the celestial body that resides within Earth's planetary orbit, which we have historically named Luna.