“we are going to steal… THE MOON!”

[u/IchigataZai92]

[u/DonJonBaldur]

I have come to announce the next nefarious action that we will take under my leadership, in an effort to gain infamy and global recognition.
I proclaim that our next activity will be that of unlawfully siezing an item of great importance and value to the world, as a means of displaying our criminal prowess and expertise.
As for the object that we will be procuring through illegal activity and ill intent, I shall reveal this as the platform I stand upon is dramatically risen, presumanly via hydraulics, and the canopy above our headquarters is opened in synchronized motion with my rising stage.
Yes, my servants, we are going to perform a criminal heist to steal the greatest and most noticebable object of interest within the starlight sky of our atmosphere: the celestial body that resides within Earth's planetary orbit, which we have historically named Luna.

[u/Blobert_]

My good henchmen it has come to my attention that our status as villians has dropped significantly, therefore ive deduced in order to rectify the situation

I, and all of us, are going to do theft, and the item we are stealing is the celestial body most Commonly refered to as THE MOON!

[u/OutcomeComplete6532]

We gon take the moon

[u/TwinAuras → u/OutcomeComplete6532]

Get moon, yes

[u/Au1ket → u/OutcomeComplete6532]

It is my great pleasure to information everyone in attendance at this place and moment in time that we are going to be acquiring the celestial body that orbits our planet that is most commonly referred to in the English language as THE MOON

[u/BladeOfWoah → u/OutcomeComplete6532]

We'll take the Moon, and we'll take the Moon, and we'll take the Moon and we'll take the Moon!

[u/somedude9369]

Tonight, my dearest of all my fellows, we shall indeed engage in an act of malicious intent, as we shall rob the earth of its Theia derived twin, the celestial object outside of our very own living space, the planet, THE MOON!