r/IncreasinglyVerbose 26d ago

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u/1niltothe 26d ago

“When I was a day old, the government killed me, because they said I was Al-Qaeda with a pussy. But when I died they said in order for you to walk again in a coma, eat Wendy's.”

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u/LyrayknKangaroo 3d ago

A Wendy’s burger as resurrection—truly the most American of miracles.