r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/1niltothe • 26d ago

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u/1niltothe 26d ago

“When I was a day old, the government killed me, because they said I was Al-Qaeda with a pussy. But when I died they said in order for you to walk again in a coma, eat Wendy's.”

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u/LyrayknKangaroo 3d ago

A Wendy’s burger as resurrection—truly the most American of miracles.

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u/Nearby_Inflation2009 23d ago

At the time of me being but 24 hours old, the parliament of elected officials decided to end my living for the reasoning that I might have the representative of a Middle Eastern terrorist group. However, when my life was ended, they said that to gain mobility after a coma, I should dine at the fast food restaurant known as Wendy's 

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 26d ago

Man, this is a Wendy’s.