r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/Lunar_ProofReads • Apr 30 '26

Dont say No.

Dont say "No", instead say: As a result of a thorough contemplation of your kindly given offer, I have come to find that mine current focuses do not, in fact, align with such a preposterous inquiry, and in such the result is a definitive and final negative answer.

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u/RyanHasAReddit May 01 '26

As a result of a thorough contemplation of your kindly given offer, I have come to find that mine current focuses do not, in fact, align with such a preposterous inquiry, and in such the result is a definitive and final negative answer.