r/IncreasinglyVerbose Apr 30 '26

Dont say No.

Dont say "No", instead say: As a result of a thorough contemplation of your kindly given offer, I have come to find that mine current focuses do not, in fact, align with such a preposterous inquiry, and in such the result is a definitive and final negative answer.

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u/RyanHasAReddit May 01 '26

As a result of a thorough contemplation of your kindly given offer, I have come to find that mine current focuses do not, in fact, align with such a preposterous inquiry, and in such the result is a definitive and final negative answer.

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u/LuminaNumina May 02 '26

It's best to not speak the word "No." As an alternative, you could instead say, "Having given a thorough contemplation of the offer which you so kindly offered to me, as a natural result, I find myself arriving at the unshakeable realization that the foci that are currently capturing my attention do not, as a matter of fact, entirely align with an inquiry the which might truly be viewed as preposterous, and as a consequence of this realization, the result can only be a definitive and irreversibly final answer that is unfortunately non-positive."

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u/Lunar_ProofReads May 02 '26

Ive been beaten

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u/carmoam 27d ago

Hahahahah

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u/ProfSquirrel25 1h ago

Can you make it in Cruella Devil’s accent?