r/Dogfree • u/manawydan-fab-llyr • 1d ago
Barking Demons New Jersey Lottery Launches “Jersey Dog” Scratch-Off Featuring Local Dogs
https://lafleurs.com/news/lottery/2026/05/05/new-jersey-lottery-launches-jersey-dog-scratch-off-featuring-local-dogs/(I'm an idiot, I had originally posted a link to TV spots on YT, which is forbidden.)
The State of New Jersey has released new Lotto games featuring dogs!
That's right, there are now Lotto games that feature and focus on the love that nutters have for their animals.
These TV spots play right into it with talking dogs, wooing over the Scratch off tickets, commenting on the cute mascots.
So, not only will they be nutters, but broke nutters, because surely the nutters will be playing $5 scratch off games just because "awwww, such a cute dog!"
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u/Accurate-Run5370 1d ago
Think of it : whenever a nutter has a losing lotto ticket - they can use the ticket to wipe the dog's ass.
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u/Few-Horror1984 11h ago
It’s a cult. These people are so obsessed with their dogs it becomes an addiction. Dogs have to be shoehorned into every single facet of life. Apparently “bat fetching” dogs are now common place at baseball games, and bringing your dog to the stadium is becoming normalized. Dogs on flights. Dogs in grocery stores. Dogs in medical offices. And these people have such brain rot all they think when they see dogs in these places is “awww cute pupperz”.
It’s gone past being annoying and being genuinely concerning. These people are not well. They do not view dogs in a healthy manner.
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u/AnnualAd4046 1d ago
This genuinely pisses me off. More or less the concept of it. Why must nutters put dogs on/into everything!? Like what kind of psychosis makes someone want to have dog fucking LOTTERY TICKETS!? Could actually choke on the level of sheer stupidity of this.