The Great Escape

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TAKING PLACE AFTER THE EVENTS OF SSDY2K17

We open our scene, as we see Romero and Warlock in the back of what is presumably the ambulance they were forced in by The Strays after their match at SSDY, Warlock still laying on top of Stephen, the ambulance is rumbling, so it seems to be on the move, as we see the two men both unconscious, before Warlock seems to be wake up, and rolls off Stephen

Warlock: Wha? What happened? Where the hell am I?

Warlock kneels up, holding his head, looking confused, as he looks around and sees Romero next to him

Warlock: Romero, you okay man? What's going on?

Warlock shakes Romero to wake him up, but he's still knocked out, so it's to no avail

Warlock: Oh jesus...I don't know where I am, what i'm doing, and my best friend is knocked out, wonderful.

As Warlock finishes his sentence, he hears some talking from up front, that can't quite be made out.

Warlock: The....the hell is that voice?

Warlock moves closer to the wall separating the back of the ambulance from the driver's area, trying to make anything out.

Warlock: That voice...is that....Dean Arrow?.....Oh shit now I remember what's going on! Fucking Strays basically kidnapped us! What I need to know now is where the hell they're taking us.

right as Warlock says that, the ambulance stops, the ambulance doors open, and something pushes Warlock and Romero out onto the ground, both men landing on their backs, as the ambulance then instantly goes to drive off, as we then see they dumped Romero and Warlock inside an empty warehouse, as we see the doors close, and hear them lock!

Warlock: Well, we've been kidnapped.........yep....well.....might as well look around.

Warlock then stands up, and starts walking around the warehouse.

Warlock: Hmm yes this is very nice empty space in this corner over here, and this is very nice empty piece of space across leading to this empty corner, yes, very captivating, and this emp-OW!

suddenly Warlock bumps his head into something he didn't notice, and the object falls from the wall and onto the floor, as Warlock kneels down and holds at his head.

Warlock: Gaaah! What was that?

Warlock takes one hand off of his head to go pick it up, and what he picks up is a dusted over sign, he wipes the dust off, as he sees the ballsweat logo on the sign.

Warlock: Ah, this is a ballsweat warehouse.....that info will in no way help me but that's kinda interesting I guess.

Warlock then just casually tosses the sign away from him, as it hits the locked door, as suddenly Warlock hears a snap by the door!

Warlock: Huh....that's odd, what happened?

Warlock walks over to the door, and touches it, causing it to open slightly!

Warlock: Well...that was easier than expected, alright, lets open this and see what's what's out here

Warlock then opens the door, as we see The Stray's Mongolian Guard come around the corner to quickly shut it on him! Btu before a lock is re-applied, Warlock opens it back up, just to get it closed on him again! Just so he can open it again! Then get it closed! Then open! closed! open! closed! open! closed! open! closed! open! closed! But as Warlock and the guards fight over the door, suddenly we hear something from behind Warlock!

Romero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We then see Romero charging into frame, as he jumps into the door with a torpedo headbutt! Sending the doors flying open and the mongolian guards off into space!....as we then see Romero motionless on the ground, having knocked himself out just as fast as he woke back up.

Warlock: .......welp

Warlock then starts dragging Romero along he walks out of the building and into the bigger warehouse complex, as he quickly hears mumblings from other mongolian guards around the corners.

Warlock: Fuck....this place is probably infested with these people, how the hell am I supposed to sneak by them dragging a 6'9 man around?....I GOT IT!

Warlock walks over to the two downed mongolian guards, and take their hats, putting one on himself, and walking back over to Romero, and putting the other hat over his face, as he continues to drag him.

Warlock: You're a genius Warlock! This is a perfect disguise!

Warlock walks around the corner, as the mongolian guards see him, and fooled by his disguise, just casually greet him.

Warlock: uhhhh....Konichiwa......Amigos!

The mongolian guards just smile back at him, as he moves along dragging Romero through the complex, passing by several patrols of mongolian guards, before suddenly, one of these patrols looks at the two men with suspicion, stopping them in their path.

Mongolian Dude #1: Уучлаарай, гэхдээ би таны нүүр Mister харж байна, та нар маш монгол хайж биш юм, та АНУ-ын шинэ ороолгодог хөвгүүдийн нэг гэж юу вэ? Би та мэдээж энд acual хамгаалагч байдаг тул та таамаглах.

Mongolian Dude #2: Тэр ирж байна newbies нэг тодорхойлолт шиг харагдах вэ, тийм болохоор бид одоо тэр юм чинь MR гэж болно. шинэ хүн, бид ихэвчлэн туршилтын дамжуулан шинэ хүн тавих дуртай ба та харж ирсэн, би нэгийг нь гэж боддог, тийм болохоор та нарын хувьд туршилтын тэр үед, 7 хоногийн турш бүрэн нүцгэн ойд голд унтраах алхах нь та , 3 өдөр гэрчилдэг нядлах ёстой буцааж наад зах нь $ 50,000-аас та ойд цуглуулж болно, мод холтсоор гарч жижигхэн цөмийн төхөөрөмжийг үйлдвэрлэх ямар ч түүхий эд материал авчирч та энэ шүүх юу гэж хэлэх вэ? та хүлээн зөвшөөрч байна уу?

Warlock looks confused, not understanding anything of what has been said, before responding and hoping for the best.

Warlock: Uhmm........yes!

Mongolian Dude #2: Дараа нь зүгээр! Надтай хамт ир чи нүцгэн хуулагдах болно, унтраах илгээсэн бол!

But before anything can happen, a sudden gust of wind comes in, blowing the hats off of Warlock's head and Romero's face, while the hats stay glued to the guards, the guards then get shocked looks on their faces, before one of them yells out

Mongolian Dude #1: Тэдний малгай бартаат ирсэн! Эдгээр нь шинэ хүн энэ том тэнэг худалч юм байна! тэднийг авах!

The two guards run at Warlock, but he quickly reaches out his hands and grabs their heads, before delivering a double noggin knocker to the guards! Knocking them both out! Warlock then right after starts hearing grumblings from other guards, seemingly alerted to what just happened, so Warlock, realizing dragging Romero won't be fast enough, goes to pick him up, and struggles for a second, but manages to lift him into an electric chair on his shoulders!

Mongolian Guard: Тарьдаг гичий!

Then suddenly one of the guards pops and jumps off a box near Warlock, looking to Doomsday Device Romero off of Warlock's shoulders! He flies through the air, but Warlock thinks quick, reaching up to one of Romero's arms, and pushing it up, causing the guard to fly directly into an uppercut!

Warlock: They're gonna be pouring soon, I need to run!

Warlock then does so, starting to run! He makes it around a corner!....before a legion of Guards are in front waiting for him....as a bunch more come out from nowhere behind him, completely surrounding him!

Mongolian Guy: Та! Та харуул Монгол биш юм, та буудаж болно!

Warlock: Wait! Before you do anything, please hear me out!

All the guards like puzzled, but make no action, seemingly agreeing to let him speak

Warlock: See, you do not want to detain me or the man i'm with, because the man i'm transporting on my shoulders currently is.....the....the grandson of....uhm.....Genghis Khan!

All of the guards then seem to drop into a shocked state, seemingly in disbelief of what they have heard

Warlock: Yes, indeed, I have found the grandson of Mongolia's greatest warrior, and I am here not far off the coast of California, so I can sail by sea back to Mongolia, make our way to the the capital of Mongolia, and seize the throne for the new Mongolian Empire! And then conquest the entirety of Asia and Europe to not only restore Mongolia to its former glory, but to surpass it! And if you wish to eventually return to a homeland more prosperous than ever, you will let us through!

All the Mongolians looked stunned at what they have just heard, they all then at the same time look to each other, before nodding, as they all move apart to clear a path, drop to their knees, and all start to bow down to Romero. Warlock walks through the cleared path, the entire complex bowing down in respect of Genghis Khan's grandson, as eventually, Warlock makes his way through, and walks out of the complex, and onto the side of an empty road.

Warlock: Well....we're out......what do we do now?

As seemingly on cue, Romero's trashy jeep seems to suddenly fall out of the sky and onto the road

Warlock: Well, I guess what I do now is drive you to a hospital, then kick some Stray ass!

Warlock opens the doors of the jeep, and puts Romero in the backseat, as he then climbs in, starts up, and drives off, as the camera fades to black while the sun sets over a hill in the distance