r/wrestlingisreddit • u/youto2 Stephen Romero • Sep 25 '15
Vignette A little Talk
A camera is stationed inside Moxie Moon's office, when a loud knock is heard
Moxie: Come in!
The door opens, and reveals Stephen Romero, who walks in and takes a seat across from Moxie
Moxie: Hello Romero, What do you want to talk about?
Romero: It's about my match with Barker at AMUDOV, i've got a great idea for the stipulation.
Moxie: You said it was a great idea when you told me i should vacate all the titles and give them to you.
Romero: That's because it was a great idea damnit! But despite what you thought about that, i think you'll like this significantly more.
Romero: You see, i'm from the ghetto, i'm not sure if you've noticed because i never mention it, and never hang around shady or abandoned areas, but i am, and that gave me the perfect idea for my match.
Moxie: Is it a "If Stephen Romero wins he's automatically handed all the titles match?"
Romero: Well, not in this case, all though i will mark that down for later, because this match, i like to call it a "Hate Crimes" match, the weapons are ghetto themed, so unloaded pistols, shivs, mysterious powders that may or may not be drugs to throw in someone's eyes, gang bandana's coated in poison mist, worn down baseball bats, rusty brass knuckles, half broken cinder and brick blocks, rotten wooden coffins, syringes that may or may not have been used for heroin, whatever you can imagine, it's there, and i have quite the imagination.
Moxie: Did you say pistols, and drugs?
Romero: Excuse me, they're Unloaded pistols, for pistol whipping and shit, and the mysterious and sketchy substances may not actually be drugs, but whether they are or not, that's a secret.
Moxie: sigh Fine, but if we get in any legal trouble over this match, it's you that's taking all of that you hear me?
Romero: Heh, trust me, i know full well how to deal with that kind of stuff should it come up.
Moxie: Like kicking an officer in the balls?
Romero: Come on, that was one time!
Romero: But anyway, don't worry, i'll have it all covered.
Romero then gets up and leaves without saying goodbye or anything, and talks into a camera stationed outside.
Romero: You see that Barker? You may be from projects in Oakland, but this is still my kind of match, it's where i feel at home. Barker, at AMUDOV, you'll end up a victim of "Hate Crimes"
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u/youto2 Stephen Romero Sep 25 '15
@SRomeroWIR: I can't believe i forgot to mention this, handcuffs, it also involves handcuffs.
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u/Doctor_Witchcraft Joseph Barker Sep 26 '15
@JBarkerWIR: And I'm not sure this is computing correctly. Is our relationship ready for a step like this?
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u/youto2 Stephen Romero Sep 26 '15
@SRomeroWIR: (twitlonger) Not like that damnit, that kind of shit is saved for a possible Vic Studd return, i'm talking about handcuffing someone to the ropes or ringpost, and then kicking their defenseless body over and over until they can't continue no more.
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u/Doctor_Witchcraft Joseph Barker Sep 26 '15
@JBarkerWIR: I'll play your game, Stephen. But don't forget. The streets that raised you, BUILT me. Prepare.