r/wrestlingisreddit • u/neutronknows "Vile" Vic Studd • Jul 10 '14

Vignette [Public Service Announcement] - "Vile" Vic Studd

scene opens on "Vile" Vic Studd standing in the middle of an open field walking towards the camera, a lit cigarette in his hand.

"Vile" Vic Studd: Hi, I'm Wrestling is Reddit hero "Vile" Vic Studd and do to contractual obligations having to do with a conditional release from the Department of Corrections, I'm here to talk to you about fire safety.

Vic takes one final drag of his cigarette before tossing into the dirt and grinding into the earth with his boot.

"Vile" Vic Studd: So here are a few important tips to have a safe and most likely less exciting summer. Running around with open containers filled with gasoline may sound like a good idea, but before you do, make sure there is a parent close by to provide proper supervision.

Vic continues to walk through the field as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out another cigarette and fires it up.

"Vile" Vic Studd: And what's better than a nap on a sunny summer day? A nap with a cigarette. (winks at camera) If you do decide to take part in this most American of traditions, make sure you're in a hammock. If you fall asleep and light yourself on fire, the ropes will burn and you'll fall to the ground. Waking up instantaneously.

Vic takes another drag before continuing.

"Vile" Vic Studd: Remember kids, cigarettes are COOL. But its even COOLER not to light yourself or your loved ones on fire. Stay safe out there. Or don't. I don't give a shit.

scene fades out to "The More You Know...

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '14

OOC: I've had one of the worst days in a long time and this was the first thing to make me smile all day. Thank you.

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u/neutronknows "Vile" Vic Studd Jul 10 '14

OOC: You should check out Jimmy Chonga vs. The Rooster in our promo thread.

And feel better! It's almost the weekend!