r/workaholics • u/Infinite-Storage-638 • 3d ago

It's a respect laugh!

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200 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/BiscuitsJoe 3d ago

Do we have beef already dude?

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u/parrmorgan 3d ago

Are YOU the mascot?!

8

u/stinkytrinket 3d ago

Just be careful out there, alright?

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u/raindevice 2d ago

I never am! cracks egg yolk

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u/Hour-Management9021 2d ago

That is my favorite line 😭😂😂😂💪

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u/A-420 3d ago

Howie Mandel gets them all the time!

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u/smurf_diggler 3d ago

Just real gutteral noises.

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u/MinorThreat4182 3d ago

Just gettin swole wit it brotha…

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u/doublebarreldarrel 3d ago

DeMamp Power Grunt™️

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u/Johnsonvillebraj 3d ago

Sounds like we could be having sex OR working out, they’re not sure.

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u/Ultimatesims 3d ago

I don't see you with your shirt off, you probably got big dark nipples!

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u/haikusbot 3d ago

I don't see you with

Your shirt off, you probably

Got big dark nipples!

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u/2001_TheSweep 3d ago

He’s trying to hands-free Ejac!!

11

u/MauPow 3d ago

He's freejacing!

2

u/xoneon98 2d ago

Probably my favorite line from the show lol

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u/Electric_Bronco 3d ago

You know what? I stand corrected. The guy is a showman.

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u/Sm211 Adam Dwayne "The Rock" Roommate Demamp 3d ago

I'm a wizard bitch you can't defeat me

8

u/MauPow 3d ago

Don't make this wizard mad, don't make this wizard pissed, I can kill a hill giant with a flick of my wrist

12

u/Greekphysed 3d ago

cute, what are you like the mascot for the event?

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u/full_bl33d 3d ago

He’s yoked

7

u/Zendub 3d ago

He looks like a baby man

3

u/BigDrippinHog 3d ago

He's a meat mountain!

4

u/Puzzled-Board5820 3d ago

Thought that was Sage Northcutt!

7

u/Alert-Jellyfish 3d ago

He smells so good, It’s like a coconut smell.

3

u/farimbabwe 3d ago

Makes sense

3

u/Rapebaitsuccubus 3d ago

Hey that’s my friend up there!

proceeds to perform wizards never die

3

u/Dreamfox37 3d ago

I’M YOKED

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u/dogofcorns 3d ago

I’m trying to seDERS you

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u/Fluffy-Ad-4042 2d ago

I sold that guy a bag of growth hormones..

2

u/AssociationPlane274 2d ago

Weighing in at 270 pounds looks up well that can’t be right.

1

u/TomCruisintheUSA 3d ago

Have you been a good boy!

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u/bobrosswarpaint 3d ago

This is where the magic happens

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u/parrmorgan 3d ago

"How about we use what God gave me?"

"Ugh. Pass... What are you doing? Don't take that off. You'll form a callous."

1

u/SaveMeDatCorn 3d ago

Dude, you are fully torqued right now...

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u/Wayofchinchilla 3d ago

I sold that dude a garbage bag full of growth hormones.

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u/radsadg 2d ago

Your looking huge Barry 👏🏼👏🏼

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u/iamDildor 2d ago

I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her as she goes leaving 😏

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u/nickjvh 1d ago

“Hey you’re looking huge Barry!”