r/wizardposting • u/Unable-Buyer4087 • 8d ago

Do ye accept?

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I be the one who started the war, and I be the one to end it. We are no match for yer mystical wizardry, but our combined power may be able to quash those vicious curs at r/knightposting. What do ye say, wizards? Do ye have it in yer heart to forgive us?

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u/Electrical-Tear7456 8d ago edited 8d ago

'Do ye have it in yer heart to forgive us?' What in the name of the high council did you do? Also, why do you feel a desire to use our spells and powerfull magic against my noble brothers of r/knightposting? This is an insult to the council of global magic and Wizardy, like thee shows no respect in thy language and request! Leave now, sea-rats, and don't dare insult our council and brothers ever again! FIREBALL OUT!

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u/Unable-Buyer4087 8d ago

... Declared war upon ye?

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u/Electrical-Tear7456 8d ago

I SAID LEAVE!!! FIREBALL!!!

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u/Irishpersonage 8d ago

We'll Animate your ships then teach them about collective bargaining

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u/CallSign_Fjor Two Kobolds in a Trenchcoat 8d ago

I cast Skeleton Crew.

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u/Complex_Cover4866 8d ago

Yer war lasted three tides, sea rat. Knights endure longer than soggy parchment.