r/vexillology Feb 20 '26

Fictional What is the sub's opinion on San Escobar's flag?

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u/unidentifiedloserguy Feb 20 '26

I’ve been a fan but never looked into the origin, this story is hilarious

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u/enshittifyme Feb 20 '26

It was a beautiful week in polish internet

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla Feb 20 '26

what was he trying to say? El Salvador?

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u/szczur_nadodrza Feb 20 '26

He claimed he meant St. Kitts and Nevis

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u/martombo Spain (1936) Feb 20 '26

Oh wow, I just realized st kitts and nevis is called san cristobal y nieves in spanish, literally st christopher and snows... wat

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u/martombo Spain (1936) Feb 20 '26

Oh double wow, that's actually the original name christopher columbus gave to the islands

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u/ShadowKLMR Småland • Spain (1936) Feb 21 '26

great flair! :3c

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u/MaxTHC Cascadia • Spain (1936) Feb 21 '26

You too!

Edit: also TIL Småland is a real place, I only know it as the little daycare/play area at IKEA lol

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Feb 21 '26

A historical region of Sweden, whose name literally translates as “Small land”. Presumably why IKEA chose it.

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u/henrique3d São Paulo State • São Paulo Feb 20 '26

Snows because of Our Lady of the Snows (an appearance of Mary in Rome, where a miracle happened: it snowed on a mount in the middle of Summer)

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS United Federation of Planets Feb 21 '26

It would be different kind of snow in San Escobar. 😉

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u/lNFORMATlVE Feb 21 '26

I always forget that Kit is an old fashioned nickname for Christopher.

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Feb 22 '26

Kit Marlow wouldn't ever forget that.

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u/PontiacFan87 Feb 22 '26

I'm Kris/Kristopher and I've never been called "Kit" before, but I guess now is a good time as ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/szczur_nadodrza Feb 20 '26

The island it’s on is also called San Cristobal and he though it was the name of the country but he was tired (mildly drunk) and blurted out San Escobar instead

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u/niceworkthere Feb 20 '26

now had he said St. Kitty and Newts, that'd have been understandable

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u/Goose_4763 Louisiana • Mississippi Feb 20 '26

True

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u/Emperor_Rexory_I Feb 22 '26

San Marino, I guess

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u/Proud-Wall1443 Feb 20 '26

I prefer Tropico's flag

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u/Reiver93 Feb 20 '26

Aaaaaaaand now I hear latin salsa music

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u/Proud-Wall1443 Feb 20 '26

Your victory was a landslide.

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u/AlexSSB Feb 20 '26

🎵 Fuego De Pasion 🎵

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u/I_have_a_name_ Feb 21 '26

Hell nah they Phillipinised my Bolivia

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u/MR_Happy2008 Tibet Feb 21 '26

I just hate when that happens

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u/AmidTheSnow Feb 21 '26

El Preisdente!

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u/PopeGeraldVII Feb 21 '26

This. Is. Progress!!

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u/pol_pogg Mar 12 '26

Straighten that star it’s killing my OCD!!!!

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u/Pino_il_postino_ Feb 20 '26

San Pablo Escobar?

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u/sussyAustrian Feb 20 '26

Saint pablo

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u/Time_Wing1182 Feb 20 '26

San Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria is actually the full name of the country

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u/petahthehorseisheah Feb 20 '26

Pablo Salvador

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u/Shiny_Agumon Feb 20 '26

Patron Saint of Fyre Festival

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u/INeedChocolateMilk Feb 20 '26

I think it looks amazing. Near perfect flag design.

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u/KitchenSync86 Feb 21 '26

It's a great flag design, but I don't think it fits with a fictitious central or South American country. It looks more like a fictitious Arab country to me

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u/thedoomeroptimist Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

Just realised the Cuban/Puerto Rican flags looks kinda like the Palestine flag but different colours + star in the triangle

Edit: the Cuban/Puerto Rico flags have more stripes actually, I typed this at like 1am lol

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u/Typical_guy11 Feb 20 '26

In Polish media there was even made fan map of San Escobar. However I'm afraid majority of jokes could be not understand beyond Poland. Many were "Cenzopapa" related.

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u/sexy_latias Feb 24 '26

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u/sspkt Feb 24 '26

I love how it is located right between Mexico and Legoland.

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u/JACC_Opi Feb 21 '26

Google Translate isn't able to translate that word.

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u/Typical_guy11 Feb 21 '26

Cenzopapa - censour + pope is very popular meme in Poland where face of pope John Paul Second is pasted into various images with funny, blasphemous or grotesque result. First cenzopapa's were very vulgar like censouring p0rn movies screenshots with pope head, now are more "civilised"

Google terms like "Ty Janie Pawle" or "rzułta morda" for examples

Meme was made at first on polish chans fully to just butthurt other ( older ) people, now it's part of mainstream meme.

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u/JACC_Opi Feb 21 '26

Thank you for explaining it thoroughly.

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u/Yaevin_Endriandar Feb 22 '26

They pushed the Pope on us practically everywhere when I was young, the Polish Pope this, the Polish Pope that, the Polish Pope everywhere (Google how many John Paul II monuments there are in Poland), so naturally we had to let off steam when we finally got access to the internet.

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u/KrzysziekZ Feb 24 '26

The previous government of PiS made a new school subject HiT ("history and present"). There were 69 mentions of JP2 throughout 342 pages of the only textbook. And that was 18 years after the pope's death.

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u/Typical_guy11 Feb 23 '26

They say that North Korea is necrocracy ( country ruled by dead man ) but I'm afraid it wasn't very far for Poland too. For many older people pope is just our Polish variant of Kim Il Sung cult of personality.

Poland has more John Paul Second monuments than North Korea has Kim Il Sung monuments 😀

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u/maggieswat Feb 24 '26

I mean Kim Il Sung visited Poland... I guess we learned something from him

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u/Big_b_inthehat Feb 20 '26

Awesome flag, I like the darker colours

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 Australia Feb 20 '26

pretty good flag

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u/Shiny_Agumon Feb 20 '26

Very competently made

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u/2nW_from_Markus Feb 20 '26

Formerly known as "Marquesdo de las Marismas del Guadalquivir"

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u/Radiant-Scar3007 France Feb 20 '26

accidental peak

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u/syntax_terrorizer Feb 20 '26

I've always been fascinated with new countries since that Petoria episode of Family Guy. I like spending my free time making up countries in which new cultures and economies sprout.

San Escobar is some great fertilizer for this weekend! Thanks!

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u/ClassicoQueen Feb 26 '26

Honestly you piqued my interest with this, lemme know what you come up with!

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u/santobaloto Feb 20 '26

I like it but it looks like a middle eastern flag, it's basically Palestine with a star. Based on the name I think it should look Latin American, like Colombia or Costa Rica

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u/SabyZ Czechia • Connecticut Feb 20 '26

It's a fake country born of a mistake - I think it's perfect for that.

Besides, it's basically just riffing Cuba or Puerto Rico while remaining distinct from their number of lines. Hell, the Bahamas have a triband with a pennant.

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u/gigaraptor Jammu and Kashmir Feb 20 '26

I think it's brilliant - blends in with real national flags, and could be Latin American or African or from anywhere. Very "oh right I forgot that country exists too".

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u/Fred_da_llama Feb 20 '26

Palestine with a star.

So joardan?

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u/halfpastnein Feb 20 '26

no Jordan looks weird with its elongated triangle. this one is even, like the Palestinian flag.

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u/MadMike404 Feb 20 '26

Are you color blind by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/bluepepper Belgium Feb 21 '26

Isn't that just a convoluted way to describe dark blue?

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u/FireeeeyTestLab Israel Feb 20 '26

i dont know about that, the navy, white, green, yellow and red pentacolour reminds me more of an african rebel group from the 2000s era

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u/DoctorMedieval Feb 20 '26

Well of course this flag is the post communism flag, which is when they added the pennant and star, prior to that it was the tricolor with a Union Jack in the canton.

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u/electrical-stomach-z Feb 20 '26

Thas no fault of this flag, its due to pan arab flags being the ugliest flags on earth.

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u/halfpastnein Feb 20 '26

bias?

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u/electrical-stomach-z Feb 20 '26

No, they all look the same and have ugly color combinations.

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u/halfpastnein Feb 21 '26

opinion on African flags that use African/Ethiopian tricolor?

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u/electrical-stomach-z Feb 21 '26

I think its boring as well, but they manage to diversify a little bit better.

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u/Green__lightning Feb 21 '26

That's ignoring all the communist flags that are just red with a something on them too small to see at any practical distance.

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u/electrical-stomach-z Feb 21 '26

Oh they are also ugly, luckily theres far less of them today.

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u/Green__lightning Feb 21 '26

Hopefully one day soon they'll only be in the museums.

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u/LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF Feb 20 '26

yea I think it would look nice with two blue stripes instead of the green and black/dark blue

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u/JACC_Opi Feb 21 '26

How does that look Middle Eastern?

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u/itsaride United Kingdom Feb 21 '26

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u/JACC_Opi Feb 21 '26

That's three out of 16 flags it looks similar to! And if it's about colors, the fictional flag doesn't share the same shade of colors as the others and black isn't even on it!

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u/signol_ Feb 20 '26

Isthmus City?..

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u/BanjoTCat Feb 20 '26

The only way it would have been funnier would be if it were Val Verde.

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u/aziad1998 Feb 20 '26

What's the original country he meant to say and blundered?

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u/FilipAdzic97 Feb 20 '26

He was talking about having meetings with a lot of Caribbean Nations, so he probably meant something like El Salvador

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u/Zadlo Feb 25 '26

St. Kitts and Nevis. More specifically - its original, Spanish name.

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u/lisahanniganfan Feb 20 '26

It's great feels like the old flag of a real country

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u/makingthematrix Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

There is even a very detailed map. The names of places are random vaguely Spanish sounding words known to Polish people.

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u/_CaptainPorpoise_ Feb 20 '26

One of the biggest news sites on polish Facebook was established on a site that used to be a fake meme site of the government of San Escobar, it went incredibly viral back in the day.

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u/halfpastnein Feb 20 '26

I like the Vietnamese Palestine

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u/Solistine Feb 20 '26

Its actually better then a lot of actual flags

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u/NotABrummie Feb 20 '26

It's a lovely design, although I would say it's not quite fitting for the region of the world it purports to come from.

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u/nemmalur Feb 20 '26

Do we have flags for Parador, Grand Fenwick or San Marcos yet?

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u/Normal_Move6523 Feb 20 '26

Funnily enough, a common saying in Bz is “Belize is not a real place”, so this quote is like two fictitious countries :)

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u/CelestialCaesar Feb 20 '26

It's actually a very nice design.

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u/revoskula Feb 21 '26

classic polish diplomacy right there

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u/jakemufcfan Feb 21 '26

I want an alt hist now where Pablo turns a chain of islands into his own sovereign state

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u/ninjomat Feb 22 '26

Sounds like a country from Tintin

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u/PontiacFan87 Feb 22 '26

LOL, San Escobar? The Patron Saint of Booger Sugar.

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u/nygdan Feb 20 '26

Lies, that is clearly the flag of Nambia. Or perhaps Aberbijan. I believe they were a major exporter of Covfefe until they had to pay massive tariffs to sell it to customers.

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u/Live-End-6467 Feb 20 '26

About 3,6. Not great, not terrible

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u/RealAbd121 Syria (Opposition) Feb 20 '26

colorblindness adjusted Jordan!

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u/Tuguar Feb 20 '26

How is this not perpetuated by those who believe in Mandela effect but the stupid Taured thing is?

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u/Tornirisker Italy Feb 20 '26

There was an old Italian joke about Esperanza de Escobar...

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Feb 20 '26

Flag of communist Palestine that was left out in the sun

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u/nitasu987 Feb 21 '26

I’ve always liked it!

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u/JACC_Opi Feb 21 '26

I'm actually sad it isn't real.

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u/SwissForeignPolicy Feb 21 '26

A blue-white-green color palate is a bad start, and the communist triangle totally clashes with that and makes it even worse but somehow also less bad.

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u/weeaboomer123 Romania • Germany (1871) Feb 21 '26

peak

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u/sereca Feb 21 '26

Looks like Palestine combined with Vietnam

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u/Ryu_Tokugawa Jolly Roger Feb 21 '26

Far Cry country-looking ass

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u/Toyota_the_jester Feb 21 '26

i wanna move there

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u/Electronic-Link-5792 Feb 22 '26

"Told reporters on 10 Jan 2017"

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u/GeoStreber Feb 22 '26

Honestly a "San Escobar" flag should just be a giant pile of cocaine.

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u/Zantonlan Feb 23 '26

That's a pretty good flag. 

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u/Angel_Blue01 Chicago Feb 24 '26

I loved this meme, even though I don't know Polish. They gave the capital an Italian name for some reason though.

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u/thatcorum Feb 25 '26

The whole map is filled with vaguely foreign (mostly Italian) for us words and memes. 'Santo Subito' is a meme from the times the Polish Pope died, there's a town 'Gargamele', from the Smurfs, and another called 'Al Pacino'. 

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u/Top_Inflation_666 Mar 22 '26

i wonder if Aberbaijan will get it's own article

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u/Possible_Reading5343 Mar 23 '26

Similar to the design of the independent Kalimantan flag

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u/lemontolha Papua New Guinea Feb 20 '26

Too many colours. 5 is too much. Also it looks a bit more African, than Central American.

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u/TarkovRat_ Feb 20 '26

🚨The Flag Police Has Arrived! 🚨

Bro you are making yourself look like a fool, we can design our flags however we want so long as they look nice

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u/lemontolha Papua New Guinea Feb 20 '26

"Bro", I was asked for an opinion and I gave it. You make yourself a fool by getting upset about it. What happened to disagreement here?

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u/TarkovRat_ Feb 20 '26

You can disagree but no need to be so rude

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u/lemontolha Papua New Guinea Feb 20 '26

Where was I rude? You are rude.

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u/Reiver93 Feb 20 '26

The irony of you saying this and showing this diagram where at least 3 flags have 5 colours on them.

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u/lemontolha Papua New Guinea Feb 20 '26

What? There is no irony there. Those are obviously two different opinions.

  1. I think 5 colours are too much. Of course there are flags that have them, what does this have to do with my opinion? What if I think they have too much as well? Where is the irony?
  2. Also, I think it doesn't look so much central American and rather African. Just look at the central American flags and compare.

Both normal vexillological opinions, that used to be uncontroversial on this sub.