r/vegancirclejerk • u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal • 4h ago
AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Which of the following fits best for why you're vegan?
161 votes,
6d left
I like to ride tall/high horses
I'm filthy rich
I have never been on a farm
I hate protein
I'm in a cult
I'm not vegan
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u/plantbasedpatissier omnivore 1h ago
Vegetables are yucky and I'll die if you take my chicky nuggies away. Yes I am a grown woman who is employed
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u/Otherwise-Waltz-3211 they said you're what you eat so i became tofu 1h ago
because b12 feels gross 🤮
Uj/ this is literally what i think people expect me to say when they ask me why i went vegan as if it's not obvious that its for animals
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u/Peppermillionare Animal for the vegans 16m ago
My favourite dinosaur is an herbivore so I'm an herbivore too
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u/chaostakesthewheel ovo-lacto-pesca-pollo-vege-flexitarian 3h ago
i hate plants