r/vegancirclejerk cannibal 4h ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Which of the following fits best for why you're vegan?

161 votes, 6d left
I like to ride tall/high horses
I'm filthy rich
I have never been on a farm
I hate protein
I'm in a cult
I'm not vegan
24 Upvotes

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u/chaostakesthewheel ovo-lacto-pesca-pollo-vege-flexitarian 3h ago

i hate plants

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u/plantbasedpatissier omnivore 1h ago

Vegetables are yucky and I'll die if you take my chicky nuggies away. Yes I am a grown woman who is employed

5

u/Otherwise-Waltz-3211 they said you're what you eat so i became tofu 1h ago

because b12 feels gross 🤮

Uj/ this is literally what i think people expect me to say when they ask me why i went vegan as if it's not obvious that its for animals

6

u/jessimaster plant rights activist 2h ago

More specifically, I hate leucine.

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u/Peppermillionare Animal for the vegans 16m ago

My favourite dinosaur is an herbivore so I'm an herbivore too