r/vegancirclejerk • u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you • 12h ago

UNBAN r/DOGDIET This the ideal future according PETAH

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u/brintal ovo-lacto-carnivore 11h ago

Actually this dog is way too alive for PETAH

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 11h ago

Sometimes euthanasia doesn't work on first try

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u/Taupenbeige π•·π–Šπ–Œπ–šπ–’π–Žπ–“π–†π–™π–Ž 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–‹π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 11h ago

PeTA explain the joke

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 11h ago

/uj there were story saying that Peta euthanasize a lot of dog back then

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u/Taupenbeige π•·π–Šπ–Œπ–šπ–’π–Žπ–“π–†π–™π–Ž 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–‹π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 11h ago

I was baiting you in to a day’s ban. Good job. Now take your B-12.

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 11h ago

You can't ban me if I leave first *proceed to delete their account

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u/Taupenbeige π•·π–Šπ–Œπ–šπ–’π–Žπ–“π–†π–™π–Ž 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–‹π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 10h ago

You get temporary dispensation for not using AI to make brocollie, good old fashioned photoslop is a breath of fresh (vegan) air.

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 10h ago

*broccolAI

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u/xRacistDwarf pescatarian 11h ago

Yummy

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u/Taupenbeige π•·π–Šπ–Œπ–šπ–’π–Žπ–“π–†π–™π–Ž 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–‹π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ 11h ago

I prefer the flavor of Border Broccollie, Highland Broccollie is too stringy

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u/PRSG12 pescatarian 9h ago

Barccoli

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u/AnlamK Paid by Big Broccoli 11h ago

My paymaster approves.

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 11h ago

I hope they will give you a (b12 supplementation) raise, your lobbying is working!

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u/AnlamK Paid by Big Broccoli 10h ago

Thank you. They pay me in terms of B12 syringes, which sometimes leads to overdosing and passing out in the bathroom stalls but it's all for the cause, so it's all good.

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u/Bright_Cranberry_227 lacto-ovo-carno-vegan 10h ago

sometimes i wonder if carntards read this sub then post it somewhere as unironic and not a single one of them calls it out because the lack of cat meat in their diet rots their brainsΒ 

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