r/vegancirclejerk • u/ArachnidBrilliant23 I ain’t saying nothing • Apr 11 '26

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX Grass is good

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

It’s true. Touching grass is the first step to overthrowing the current power structure.

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u/Full-Ear87 flexitarian Apr 11 '26

You need to ask for consent first, grass is a living thing

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u/ArachnidBrilliant23 I ain’t saying nothing Apr 11 '26

Touching grass…. OK Jenn Z.

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u/obsidianzebra vegan except cats Apr 11 '26

Um wow lawns are plants and plants have FEELINGS wtf is wrong with you 😱🫣🙊

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u/pigett humanely murdered plants only Apr 11 '26

But your local authorities likely don’t so eat them instead 💚

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u/thatusernameisalre__ Ethical dog meat farmer 🧑‍🌾🐩 Apr 11 '26

A sheep does not concern themself with an opinion of grass 😤😤

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u/Tall_Water vegan Apr 11 '26

Is it really vegan to eat up the cow's and sheep's food?

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u/ArachnidBrilliant23 I ain’t saying nothing Apr 11 '26

I’m a level five vegan I don’t eat anything that has a shadow

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u/runescapeisillegal vegan Apr 11 '26

As a local authority (world overlord, vegan btw), I’m feeling very powerless and upset over this rn.

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u/ArachnidBrilliant23 I ain’t saying nothing Apr 11 '26

Just eat some grass, my dog