r/vegancirclejerk • u/Vaalribbok-h-btw-h Vegan btw vegan btw btw vegan vegan btw vegan. • Feb 08 '26
UNBAN r/DOGDIET Dogs are food, not friends.
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u/Vaalribbok-h-btw-h Vegan btw vegan btw btw vegan vegan btw vegan. Feb 08 '26
/uj Obviously horrible story but this reporter is presumably going home and eating corpses.
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u/Lazy_Composer6990 Pesca-ostro-lacto-ovo-pollotarian Feb 08 '26
/rj You make a good point, but some animals have different roles to others. Do I have any consistent criteria for that? What do you think 😎
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u/ArdyLaing 16yr full vegan Feb 09 '26
but she's not reporting about how horrible it is to kill a dog or indeed how the dog was killed. She's reporting about his lies.
presumably a vegan reporter would be asking all the same questions and legitimately so
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u/BarnicleBoye raw-vegan Feb 09 '26
This is the type of shit that makes everyone hate us. Give people the opportunity to get curious about veganism instead of attacking all they’ve ever known.
Billionaires are eating human babies so it’ll be a while till we get there as a collective.
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u/Generic_Star Disability rights advocate who supports humane/local eugenicists Feb 08 '26
/rj CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING. HE KILLED A HECKING PUPPER?! ANIMAL ABUSERS DESERVE TO BE MURDERED AND THEIR HEADS BE PUT ON PIKES!!!! I HATE PEOPLE WHO MISTREAT ANIMALS!!! *Eats steak*
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u/crypto_zoologistler Suckin on a chilli-dog Feb 08 '26
I wanna know what award he won the last time he was on tv
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u/Defiant-Plantain1873 low-carbon Feb 08 '26
The award for best stolen dog sob story. Almost as prestigious as the famous fifa peace prize
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u/hydroboywife cannibal Feb 08 '26
all this outrage is so hypocritical it makes me puke
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u/ArdyLaing 16yr full vegan Feb 09 '26
I mean, it's not really hypocritical. The story here is that he lied to his family and the world about what happened.
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u/hydroboywife cannibal Feb 10 '26
i think people are more upset by the fact that he killed his dog though
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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Feb 08 '26
thousands of tearful pleas to find the moo cows & oink piggies senselessly stolen from jeeps & ford f990s every single day 🥺
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u/basic_bitch- vegan Feb 08 '26
UGH! The video frustratingly cuts off in the middle, there's no explanation as to what actually happened.
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u/Due-Handle9358 Piers Morgan Feb 13 '26
OH NO!!! THE POOR PUPPER/DOGGO!!! NOO!! I NEED BACON TO CALM DOWN!! 😭How sad. Imagine abusing an animal.. and KILLING them for no reason. I would never! Eats bacon burger
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u/Rkruegz Produce Advocate Feb 08 '26
This is nice and all but I want to bang the first police officer. Oh and NTA!
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u/soapiester ZERO FURBABIES ABOOSED! Feb 08 '26
a little backyard dog meat farming never hurt anyone!