r/vegancirclejerk • u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings • Jan 23 '26

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS We cannot be perfect!

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u/Waste-Soil-4144 veganbtw Jan 23 '26

This was one of two "vegan" options that was presented to me when a friend invited me to lunch with them one day. Thanks but that is inedible carnist slop. Try again next time.

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u/notrealnorvalid but cheese is too yummy đŸ„ș Jan 23 '26

"Baked falafel"

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u/littlegreyflowerhelp kosher Jan 24 '26

If the place isn’t middle eastern and they have felafel on the menu, especially “baked” felafel, and especially if it’s as part of some “healthy” bowl type shit 
 prepare for the worst, driest, most flavourless shit you’ve ever eaten in your life.

You’d get better, fresher felafel from a kebab shop at 2:30am.

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u/Dull-Thing-4513 peanis protein Jan 23 '26

thought you were complaining about the recipe at first, then I saw the 99% vegan label, lmao

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u/Waste-Soil-4144 veganbtw Jan 24 '26

Bingo. When i saw that i wanted to say something to them but decided against it and just begrudgingly ate the one other actually vegan option.

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u/Virelith consensual cannibalist Jan 24 '26

I'm assuming it's the aioli that is full of animal? What a bummer :( Wild that they would even advertise that

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u/Waste-Soil-4144 veganbtw Jan 24 '26

That's exactly it. I just think it's funny when places dont know that 1% not vegan equals 0% vegan. Were plating an all or nothing game here. 

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u/PRSG12 pescatarian Jan 23 '26

That refined cane sugar in your candy is just as evil as a steak you carnist fuck

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u/cowboybret vegetarian Jan 23 '26

I eat a pile of alfalfa sprouts for 9 dinners in a row but gosh darn it on day 10 I can’t resist my mom’s homemade braised cat

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u/glum_plum custom Jan 24 '26

i can't resist your mom's homemade braised cat either

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u/The-Speechless-One respectfully wearing granny's skin Jan 24 '26

Cat is vegan since cats are invasive

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u/averyoda certified dog meat enjoyer Jan 23 '26

What if you're 100% vegan 90% of the time?

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u/HelloMyNameIsRuben vegetarian Jan 23 '26

I’m actually Vegan 69% of the time. 50% of the time I’m 5/8ths 420% Pescatarian and 3/4rds every time

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u/The-Speechless-One respectfully wearing granny's skin Jan 24 '26

I'm flexitarian 6 days out of 7

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u/Subject-Astronaut888 vegan Jan 24 '26

Three fourds

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u/HelloMyNameIsRuben vegetarian Jan 24 '26

Animal fat doesn’t even quench my 3st anymore

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u/ArdyLaing 16yr full vegan Jan 24 '26

What’s 90% vegan anyway? Someone who eats a plant-based diet but occasionally bets on the dogs?

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

/uj Someone who eats a salad with eggs when being invited to a party. Who buys cereals with honey in it. Who eats non-vegan cake when they like it. Who doesn't check ingredients basically. Because it's just too inconvenient to not support the killing.

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u/neel_dalal semi-vegetarian Jan 25 '26

I'm 90% feminist and proud of it! 😃

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u/Popular-Block-9907 pet one, eat one Feb 09 '26

I consume animals constantly but in my heart i totally agree with you guyss

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Feb 09 '26

thank you đŸ€—

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u/Waffleconchi plants' rights defender Feb 20 '26

Vegans love to exclude everyone, just bc I like to eat a bit of fatty liver I can't be part of the club???

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Feb 20 '26

yes!!!

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u/hydroboywife cannibal Jan 23 '26

still better than someone who doesn't try

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u/NewbornMuse keto Jan 24 '26

True, but someone who is 90% robbery free is just still a robber.

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u/The-Speechless-One respectfully wearing granny's skin Jan 24 '26

But still, they can try harder