r/vegancirclejerk • u/SOYBOYPILLED keto • Aug 16 '25

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX Eleven Madison Park will once again embody the height of haute cuisine when they reintroduce meat to their menu

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u/slutforsartre no ethical comsumption under veganism Aug 16 '25

About time. Thank god! I felt SO left out when I was forced to eat a whole plant-based meal here 🀒. So unwelcoming. I hid a BBQ kitten thigh in my bag and had to sneak bites in the bathroom between courses.

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Thoℒ️ BroπŸ•ΆοΈ Sep 03 '25

ty for your courage. the struggle is real. you’re an inspiration.

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u/Ok-Interaction-8917 pescatarian Aug 16 '25

Do customers get to off the creatures before they eat them? Maybe that would gain them another Michelin star. And for the plant based menu, you go to the garden and pick the plants. Having that vegan restaurant cost them so they have to cut back. ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Rhino horn!?! Are you fucking kidding me!?! Aren't Rhino's endangered?? Unfuckingreal. I'm so grateful I never made it when they were claiming to be vegan. I wouldn't want to give this business a cent, I hope they fail.

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u/SOYBOYPILLED keto Aug 16 '25

uj / I feel you, I regret my recent dinner there (pre-announcement), but this is a fake tweet I wrote making fun of them for their bullshit ass decision

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Oh thank fuck!! I'm heading to NYC next week and was starting to think I should stop by there and throw rotten tofu at them

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u/SOYBOYPILLED keto Aug 16 '25

Highly encourage this idea although I think throwing a bucket of red paint on their doors would be more effectively dramatic

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Happy cake day!!

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u/Taupenbeige π•·π–Šπ–Œπ–šπ–’π–Žπ–“π–†π–™π–Ž 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–‹π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ Aug 16 '25

Listen when lab grown rhino horn is available at the same cost and woo virility benefits I’ll be the first to sign up for it but maybe you should be pressuring the poachers and not random innocent people with limp noodle atherosclerotic erections on the internet?

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u/strongholdbk_78 pescatarian Aug 16 '25

Chill out, it's organic and free-range rhino.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Oh well that changes everything, sounds yummy

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u/Icy-Inspection6428 cat-diet Aug 16 '25

Ikr, can't they stick to proper food like dog meat?

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u/Rich-Hearing-7748 vegan Aug 16 '25

I feel like this world is becoming more anti-vegan than just indifferent to us.Β 

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Thoℒ️ BroπŸ•ΆοΈ Sep 03 '25

sweet. bd coming up. this would be a great place for my surprise bd dinner.