r/ultralight_jerk • u/Super_Ad_1683 • 18h ago

I will pay extra for your sauce stains

apparently i am a simpleton and can't find the cross post button.

but buddy simply will not hear of paying less for something better if it hasn't been prestanked.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago edited 17h ago

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u/Super_Ad_1683 16h ago

that'll show our capitalist overlords!

i eat a pretty protein rich diet and am sure my body doesn't fully absorb all available nutritional value, so if you're wanting to confront the scourge of factory farming after really sticking it to the textile industry i have some literal overpriced shit to sell you.

also, i'm not your buddy, pal.

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u/Capital_Historian685 8h ago

People in the comments need to take it outside to r/anticonsumption.