r/ultralight_jerk • u/HenrikFromDaniel • 1d ago

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/TinyTonyDanza42069 1d ago

I can’t afford sterling silver after purchasing another zpacks duplex because my last one got a smug. I use a spork made out of lead instead.

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u/fernybranka 1d ago

Im saving up for a gas station pewter spork with a handle that ends in a sick ass dragon claw.

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u/Most_Raccoon_587 23h ago

What happened to your duplex?

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u/TinyTonyDanza42069 21h ago

I got dirt on it. Which is weird cuz I hadn’t even set it up outside of my basement. But it’s all good. I bought another one that I’m not gonna set up until I find a cool spot to take a picture

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u/Most_Raccoon_587 21h ago

Same. I have fake grass I set up in my backyard. I set mine up there. Take pics, post online. Mostly for flexing. Lots of room inside. If I were to camp with it. It would work awesome.

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u/Ready-Community-4459 11h ago

diminished neural connections is an empirically lower baseweight

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u/Super_Ad_1683 1d ago

my spork is mithril and cast in the smoking hot taint of a she-orc.

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u/pnwsurveyor 1d ago

You had me until taint.

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u/hikerjukebox 1d ago

Why does the napkin look like Scooby-Doo

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 1d ago

Not all of us were born with a silver spork in their mouth

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u/Electrical-Title-698 1d ago

I ain't no millionaires son, no

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u/BlkDwg85 1d ago

Needs some holes drilled in to reduce weight

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u/artdecodisaster 1d ago

Scrubbing off the crusty bits would reduce weight too, but also flavor…so nevermind.

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u/Volnushkin 1d ago

No need to worry Frodo, Sam would be carrying it.

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u/DJBigOranges 1d ago

Are we sure it is still a spork if the fork isn't part of the spoon?

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u/Naive_Bid_6040 1d ago

Still one of the least expensive things in my backpacking kit.

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u/BasedBlastronaut 1d ago

Yum I love ingesting nickel

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u/-Quailrun- 23h ago

I do! My late uncle was on disability so he never had much money and as a silly birthday present one year, crafted me a spork out of the family silverware. Bet op's wasn't a family heirloom.

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u/MangoCalrizzian 1d ago

The National Park killer hit the jackpot

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u/Ill-Cartographer-476 11h ago

holy grail spork !