This Pride Month sucks(It sucks) but not because the government has taken most of our rights(they did) but because... Oh I forgot the punchline(oh no) where do I go from here?(where) I think it was about... Scheming eunuchs?(WHERE?!) Eunuchs, mercs, and Naval Warfare?(Ohhh) And an FTM Grand Prince?

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[u/nohaneul]

/uj this /hj was supposed to include those but I got lost along the way.

[u/Egghead-Wth-Bedhead]

You’re missing a cool ass (it’s hella cool) wizard hat.

[u/nohaneul → u/Egghead-Wth-Bedhead]

give me my cool ass(very cool) wizard hat(give him his cool ass wizard hat)

[u/Egghead-Wth-Bedhead → u/nohaneul]

Ohohohohohoho, no (never ever!). We Mooninites do not negotiate with those such as yourself (don’t negotiate with tr4nnyists!), as it is below our station (check the Gandalf fit!).

Helping a girlmoder who hasn’t even been in Space Forbes (front cover bitches!) would put our galactically renown sense of fashionability at risk (put it in the toilet!).

We hope your tiny little female mind (boobbrain!) can comprehend why we must do this, earth brother (ywnbam!).

[u/nohaneul → u/Egghead-Wth-Bedhead]

No. You're wrong. I will become Bam Adebayo and break Wilt Chamberlain's record of most point scored in an NBA game. Then, I will defeat Victor Wombynama and take my rightful throne as Emperor.