r/transgendercirclejerk 14h ago

Tired of comphet and compcis? Introducing compcishet!

With this new and improved societal mandated “normalness”, you’ll really feel the urge to be both cis and het!

Struggling with a straight crush? Detransition and live the romance of your dreams!

Feeling like an imposter in gay/lesbian spaces? Detransition and join a straight space! You’ll fit right in. Gay trans people are just complicated straight people anyway, and we could always use more diversity.

Side effects may include debilitating dysphoria, anxiety, depression, worsening imposter syndrome, further social isolation, etc. If these things happen to you, you aren’t straighting and cissing hard enough. YOU 🫵 are the problem.

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u/swruayy 14h ago

Cis gays and lesbians NEVER crush on straight people. I am living proof. I have never had a crush on a straight person. I have only liked other lesbians/gay men. Ignore how this sounds weirdly close to platinum gay/gold star rhetoric. My queer senses simply are superior

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u/swruayy 14h ago

Terfs will tell me that I’m a fujoshi and fetishize gay men. If this is true, then why do I still fall for straight men?

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u/swruayy 14h ago

Internalized homophobia? Compcishet? Or simply beautiful men are beautiful and god he’s beautiful oh my god HE’S LOOKING AT ME-

The world may never know

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u/swruayy 14h ago

If I were a girl, would he have liked me versus if I stayed a girl, would he have liked me?

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u/swruayy 14h ago

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u/swruayy 14h ago

“My boyfriend is trans and loves me- 💥”

DETRANSITION NOW

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u/swruayy 14h ago

“My boyfriend is cis and loves me- 💥”

DETRANSITION NOW

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u/swruayy 14h ago

MY FIRST WARNING 🎉🎉🎉

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u/swruayy 14h ago

Trans people poking fun at transphobia? 🔨🔨🔨🔨

Terf subreddit #10000: 🦗🦗🦗