I'm not one of you queers.

[u/chronic_pissbaby]

You do NOT get to tell people how they identify. Yes I am trans. But I'm stealth and straight and that doesn't make one of you disgusting freaks. I am not lgbtq and I am NOT queer. Learn to respect how other people identify.....

Uj/ based on a real comment from a trans dude. Help. (Like i get if you have trauma around the word queer then not identifying that way, but like.... Bro.)

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[u/The_Cult_of_5661]

chitters

Too late I told everyone you’re just like me.

[u/chronic_pissbaby → u/The_Cult_of_5661]

NOOOOO PLEASE NO DONT MAKE ME LIKE YOU NOOOO PLEASE DONT TAKE ME INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND EXPERIMENT ON ME AH HA HA PLEASE NO.... PLEASE??

[u/The_Cult_of_5661 → u/chronic_pissbaby]

But you’ll like having a baculum!

[u/dell_conagher_real_]

why so queerious?

[u/weirdness_incarnate]

I might’ve transitioned in the past but i’m NOT identifying as trans. I do not want to be associated with you dirty trenders and fetishists, it to me is like a shameful affliction that i will hide from the world

[u/ProgressFabulous6663]

It's always a mum pum

[u/chronic_pissbaby → u/ProgressFabulous6663]

/uj what does this mean 😭

[u/ProgressFabulous6663 → u/chronic_pissbaby]

Be happy that you don't know.

But if you're genuinely curious, this article will explain. https://www.them.us/story/jeffrey-epstein-robert-trivers-transgender-research-emails

[u/chronic_pissbaby → u/ProgressFabulous6663]

Uj/ I'm so scared but I'll save this in case I feel like ruining my day later ❤️

[u/Present_Speech_7017]

Jens Spahn's long lost trans brother

[u/enricofermi5784]

putting it here is incredible thank you sjsksjdf

[u/chronic_pissbaby → u/enricofermi5784]

Uj/ ty for being a sane person 😭😭😭

Rj/ YOU WILL NEVER BE A PERSON YWNBAP AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[u/enricofermi5784 → u/chronic_pissbaby]

THANK YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEPRIVING ME OF MY QUIRKY GENDERFUCKER FOID STATUS

[u/chronic_pissbaby → u/enricofermi5784]

Rj/ Uh hello??? Why do you think you'd be welcome on this TRANS subreddit you trender???? I'm not one of you "Kool and epically gay" FREAKS.

[u/Emotionaltree1984]

Remember, straight trans people in the most normative het relationships are still queer 🙂

[u/chronic_pissbaby → u/Emotionaltree1984]

WRONG. DONT CALL ME QUEER IM NORMAL.

[u/Emotionaltree1984 → u/chronic_pissbaby]

YWNBN!!!!