The sun is an useless lesbian stunning us with her beauty

[u/MysteriousFondant347]

I'm gonna guess most of us have heard at one point or another that the moon is a lesbian, and I'm not here to dispute any of that, but did you know, the sun is even gayer ?

Enter my favorite tale about Amaterasu, the japanese goddess of the sun. There's one particular legend where Amaterasu was so pissed off by her little brother Susanoo that she exiled herself in a cave because she didn't want to see him or anyone period. Problem is, the world kinda needs a sun, so the gods start finding a way to get her back up there before it's the apocalypse. They try several things that don't work and one of the gods has an actual idea. They ask Ame-no-Uzume, the goddess of humor, dancing, happiness and joy, to get naked in front of the cave. Then they scream that a naked goddess is just outside the cave and that of all things get Amaterasu's attention. She's so stunned by the sight of the goddess that the gods have time to seal the cave and all's well that ends well.

TLDR: the sun is an useless lesbian... Or sapphic at least

[u/PeachesTheNinja]

Such a fun story =w=

A beautiful, naked woman is all it takes to get us out of the depression cave

[u/orleano_]

So eclipses are them making out, right?

[u/MysteriousFondant347 → u/orleano_]

you open a very interesting perspective

[u/Over-Difference-3351 → u/MysteriousFondant347]

LET THE CELESTIAL BODIES MAKE OUT MWAHAHAAHA

[u/Charcoal_6]

Speaking of Amateratsu. I wish for everyone here to play Okami, it is a beautiful game and is in my top 10.

[u/MysteriousFondant347 → u/Charcoal_6]

read my flair

Yeah, playing a lesbian wolf is of some level of interest to me

[u/Taellosse → u/Charcoal_6]

Played it (well, most of it - never finished it) way back on the original Wii. Have it on Steam and keep meaning to give it a go.