r/spongebob • u/SpiritMan112 • 4h ago

Discussion Say the following lines

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u/Ishiro-Sama 4h ago

“What’s a krabby patty?”

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u/Eastern-Ice-6797 4h ago

😲😲😲

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u/Snoo-93454 2h ago

I can hear this

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u/fastcombo42069 1h ago

very shocked and appalled Mr. Krabs picture

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u/Glittering-Page-2325 4h ago

“One you stole it! Two you stole it! And three YOU STOLE ITTT!”

17

u/Greedy_Ad_8196 4h ago

"I didn't take your precious dime!!"

13

u/lolhase2- 4h ago

“Show me your tentacles”

10

u/Greedy_Ad_8196 3h ago

"WHAT?!"

10

u/SeaBassAHo-20 3h ago

I wanna see empty suction cups.

9

u/Greedy_Ad_8196 3h ago

"Here here here, see them!!"

7

u/SeaBassAHo-20 3h ago

You can't do that to me! I'm your boss!

7

u/Greedy_Ad_8196 3h ago

"Not anymore! I QUIT!"

throws hat towards the ground, freaking SpongeBob out.

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u/lolhase2- 3h ago

“not anymore, Mr.Krabs! I quit”

6

u/InterestingScreen471 2h ago

SpongeBob gasp no! he took a pillow and it lands on it

5

u/Worried_Touch9612 3h ago

HERE HERE HERE

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u/Kezzy996 4h ago

*french accent* “Ahhh, the Krusty Krab”

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u/freepickles2you 4h ago

Ahh ze Krusty Krab Bikini Bottom finest dining establishmon home of ze world famou Krabby Patty

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u/Captain-Shivers 2h ago

Owned and operated by mister Eugene Krabs.. and across town.. the LEAST popular rest-tur-ant the gulp Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton.

6

u/Captain-Shivers 2h ago

Two arch nemesis locked in uh fast fooood Cold War.

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u/the_outer_realms 3h ago

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

3

u/Gamer201021769 SpongeBob 1h ago

(Windows 7 startup sound)

2

u/No_Comfortable3261 3h ago

(X"DDD)

Ouch!

2

u/DarrolLayman2015 3h ago

If that was Plankton....

Uh-Oh!

2

u/Hawk-Is-Here 2h ago

Help! HELP!

STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU FOUL HAND! HELP! HELP!

2

u/No_Comfortable3261 2h ago

Help! Get away! No!

1

u/DarrolLayman2015 1h ago

AH! MISTER KRABS!

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u/TheDeliveryDemon 3h ago

REV UP THOSE FRYERS!

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u/Ratatouille2000 3h ago

CAN'T YOU SEE WE CLOSED!

8

u/AdOkufukai 3h ago

MY LEG!!!

3

u/Intelligent_You_9654 2h ago

Cause I am sure hungry for a delicious.., woah, woah, woah

13

u/UltraBatz 4h ago

P.U. You call this food?

8

u/ksguitardude2020 4h ago

My sandwich tastes like a fried boot!

7

u/DJBassPhase 4h ago

My sandwich IS a fried boot! 😢

4

u/MissNeto 3h ago

He burnt my shake

1

u/Material-Spite-81 1h ago

He burnt my fries

12

u/Greedy_Ad_8196 4h ago

"I'm Ready!"

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u/JTyphoon16 4h ago

"Next I suppose you want me to go square dancing with Patrick."

"Sorry Patrick."

Sighs sadly and walks away

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u/TheRedBiker SpongeBob 4h ago

There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab.

2

u/DiligentMeet5537 2h ago

Home of the Krabby Patty. With a “Help Wanted” sign on the window!

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u/solarflare70 King Neptune 4h ago

Hello, customers! Nice 🐬🐬🐬🐬day we’re having, eh?

3

u/Zaruma 2h ago

How the 🐬🐬🐬🐬 are ya?

9

u/Never-Nding 3h ago

The City! of Townsville!...

Wait wrong show.

7

u/Ahutchi3 3h ago

Spongebob running outside crying

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u/Living-Baseball-2927 Plankton 3h ago

Welcome aboard. If you’re watching this video then let me be the first to say Congratulations!

7

u/Life_Ad3567 SpongeBob 4h ago

Did you finish those errands?

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u/ChargeMediocre8121 3h ago edited 1h ago

French Narrator: Ah, ze Krusty Krab!! Bikini Bottom’s premier daytime eatery , where it will be closing time…right about!! Squidward: Now, 8:00 (changes the sign from open to closed) So long suckers, I gotta hot date with a little lady and her name is “Clarinet”!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

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u/Exciting-Coast-6015 4h ago

REV UP THOSE FRYERS🔥🔥🔥

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u/Weeneem 3h ago

Boo! You stink!

2

u/SeaBassAHo-20 3h ago

Mother?!

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u/Maximum-Size-537 BIG MEATY CLAWS 3h ago

Rev up those fryers! Cause I sure hungry for one- grab HELP! HELP!

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u/DarrolLayman2015 3h ago

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED?!

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u/Samthegodman 3h ago

The following lines

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u/No_Comfortable3261 3h ago

*with french accent* Ahh, the Krusty Krab

3

u/Burningblast422 DoodleBob 3h ago

KRUSTY KRABS IS UNFAIR! MR KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONESSION! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

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u/OnyxScholar 2h ago

The Krusty Krab… 🗣️ COME SPEND YOUR MONEY HERE!

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u/No_Entertainment_748 Squidward 2h ago

I'll take a triple bossy deluxe on a raft 4×4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim

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u/FirelordZUKO777 1h ago

We serve food here sir

2

u/SuperSaiyan4Jason Gary 4h ago

A slow day at the Krusty Krab

2

u/The-HR_99 4h ago

baby crying

1

u/SeaBassAHo-20 3h ago

No Spongebob! No teddy fish! No customers!

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u/WitchPillow Here Lies Squidward’s Testicles 3h ago

Hoopla

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u/TribenixYT Patrick 3h ago

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!

1

u/DarrolLayman2015 2h ago

Are you gonna order or are you just gonna make friends with the paneling?

1

u/swoosh1992 2h ago

Uhhh…let me get an uh…uhhhhhhh

zzzzzz

1

u/DarrolLayman2015 1h ago

Snap, snap, snap

Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else.

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u/kevynmt 2h ago

Krusty Krab is unfair!

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u/OkImpression1305 2h ago

Rev up those fryers!

1

u/lechku_and_nechku2 4h ago

Nyargh Stromboli Gyarmoo

1

u/Carbon-Base 4h ago

"The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!"

1

u/zackuattack 4h ago

"Hahaha... It was a bright and sunny morning."

1

u/BufuuEgypt 3h ago

P.O.O.P.

1

u/Braylon1229 3h ago

“Is the Krusty Krab?”

1

u/jean989 3h ago

No, this is Patrick. Whistles

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u/Mixelator943 2h ago

Ring

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/CauliflowerScary8766 MONEY MONEY MONEY 2h ago

No, this is Patrick.

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u/pastel_plushiesgirl 1h ago

(📳📳📳)

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/sadiebearBTS 19m ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *hangs up*, I'm not a Krusty Krab

"patrick, that's the name of the restaurant."

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u/pastel_plushiesgirl 18m ago

Huh?…😶

Ghhhhh…😤 tartar sauce…😒💢

1

u/GloveFinal2825 3h ago

“Good morning Krusty crew!”

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u/No_Comfortable3261 3h ago

Good morning, Krusty Krew! 😃

1

u/jean989 3h ago

"I can thinka ten goods reasons to never let go of a dime."

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u/Sovereigntyranny 3h ago

“The money is always right!”

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u/pxanderbear 3h ago

P.o.o.p.

1

u/Equivalent_Hunter457 3h ago

Aaah the krusty Krabs

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u/ThatOneClod 3h ago

“Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I take your order?”

1

u/Dazzling_Shame_3367 3h ago

"Hey, squidward...Hey, squidward... Hey, squidward..." 

1

u/DarrolLayman2015 3h ago

Alright, I'll bite. What is it, SpongeBob?

1

u/YouHaveAIDSHerpes 3h ago

Good morning krursty Kees

1

u/Major_Enthusiasm1099 3h ago

A Hydro what?

1

u/jordy_muhnordy 3h ago

Ahhhhh, the klusty klab

1

u/Cxttoncandy_skies 2h ago

The Krusty krab

Come spend your money ✨HERE!✨

1

u/Loose-Command7521 2h ago

Did you just say a monster krabby patty 😳?!

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u/Skibot99 Plankton 2h ago

REV UP THOSE FRIERS CAUSE I SURE AM HUNGRY FOR…

1

u/VibesOfNox Plankton 2h ago

Looks like plankton about to get thrown. Ahem EEAAAGHHHHHHAAAEEEGHHH

1

u/AdultVirgin24 2h ago

HE BURNT MY SHAKE

1

u/Fit_Seaworthiness_37 2h ago

Attention, people of Bikini Bottom! You have been cheated and lied to!

1

u/TheBallasOG 2h ago

Give me the secret formula or I will destroy the Krusty Krab

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u/Mixelator943 2h ago

Ah, ze Krusty Krab.

1

u/killakrez 2h ago

I will destroy the krusty krab

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u/Many-Tomorrow-4730 2h ago

The Krusty Krab! Come spend your money HERE!

1

u/cba__24 2h ago

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles, with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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u/No_Entrepreneur1994 Patrick 2h ago

Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!

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u/Outrageous_View9744 2h ago

The moment you’ve been waiting for dudududududududududyudududududududuototototottootototototototototototototototot featuring the krabby Patty

https://giphy.com/gifs/rxFjL90VGRogAGPCnq

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u/thr3e_kideuce 2h ago

First Bun, then Patty, followed by Ketchup, Mustard, Tickles, EXTRA ONIONS, Lettuce, Cheese, Tomatoes & Bun in that order.

ONE CRYING JOHNNY...ORDER UP *ding ding

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u/Material-Spite-81 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f1mbkSeiv2C9t2Pnbi

You like Krabby Patties Don’t you Squidward?

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u/No_Item9212 Patrick 1h ago

CAN'T YA SEE WE'RE CLOSED?!

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u/ContextOwn2385 1h ago

Good morning krusty krew!

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u/fastcombo42069 1h ago

Is this the Krusty Krab?

1

u/Eastern-Ice-6797 1h ago

You planted grass?

1

u/Sapphire-the-Deer SpongeBob but monke 1h ago

The following lines

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u/KatKaiKawaii 1h ago

the krusty krab. come spend your money here!

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u/BrattyTwilis 1h ago

Order up!

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u/Kman369 1h ago

Good morning, Krusty Krew!

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u/scartlife 1h ago

Nosferatu!

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u/Og_Whitlock 21m ago

“Rev up those fryers cause I sure am hungry for one -help,help, MY LEG !”

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u/XSavagewaifuX Squidward 17m ago

“The Krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me! “

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u/Rally2011 4m ago

Hey Squidward, check this out: two ordinary Krabby Patties, but when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ they become...