r/spongebob • u/Remote_Nature_8166 • 4h ago

Discussion Very ballsy of Patrick to actually try enlisting when he believed that’s what it was all about.

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u/Grand-Method-5442 4h ago

I thought the corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!

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u/Direwolfas 4h ago

The Corps? What the… Pat, this isn’t the- stutters ahhh! Sigh well, beggars can’t be choosers. Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?

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u/AgentEckswhy 4h ago

You mean like a weenie?

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u/Indiana_J_Frog 4h ago

May I take your hat, sir?

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u/Pendraflare59 4h ago

Okay. May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir?

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u/GothicGolem29 4h ago

Alright I've heard enough. You've got the job.

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u/Midnight-Basilisk99 Squidward 3h ago

Hi, welcome to Chili’s!

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u/Greedy_Ad_8196 4h ago

The corp?! But this isnt--- (sighs realizing it's not worth the waste of time)

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u/JimBroIV 1h ago

Patrick could’ve joined the Raiders under Lance Corporal Duck

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u/Affectionate_Net9731 19m ago

Very in character for Patrick actually, dude's a wild card, most of the time he's just doing random stuff for the love of the game.

"Gotta keep them on their toes."