r/southpark 7h ago

Question Is there any episode you skip on repeat viewing?

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I can't rewatch Return of Chef it's just way too sad and also with the semi recent news that Isaac Hayes was forced to leave without his choice.

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u/dapperslappers 2h ago

Jackofisaurs

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u/Naha16 2h ago

This is the episode. They were made to be annoying and damn if they didn't make them just that.

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u/dapperslappers 2h ago

Its exactly that.

You can make a point to a flaw making them insuferable to the point you as a viewer actually cant stand them then your not enjoying it anymore. It just wasnt funny it was just a weird wtf filler episode.

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u/cans-of-swine 2h ago

I love that episode... 

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u/dapperslappers 1h ago

Your allowed to. Taste in entertainment is subjective.

I might not agree with you but i dont think your wrong for liking something i dont.

Its south park. Shows full of stuff you might not like xD

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u/AcademyExile 1h ago

WOOOOOP!

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u/HopeSubstantial 1h ago

Why? I love the episode :D Its so derpy 

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u/dapperslappers 1h ago

Just annoying for me. I dont find it funny . The characters are supposed to be annoying but the wrote it to be like ACTUALLY annoying. Its more a chore to watch for me personally

And i love older south park i think first few seasons have a charm. Just cant stand this ep

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u/Used-Gas-6525 1h ago

I think people forget that the episode was intentionally irritating and it was a very thinly veiled shot at Jar Jar Binks. Still, it's annoying AF and I never go back to it. Kinda like the Prequels.

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 2h ago

Brittany Spears

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 2h ago

Agreed. I get what they were going for but damn.

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u/Djb0623 2h ago

Yeah that one is just dark.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 2h ago

Even when it’s dark, you can’t miss that kind of cam-toe walking around

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u/12InchCunt 1h ago

She pissed on a ladybug!

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u/ZOLTANstudios 46m ago

You sport that kind of cam-toe and you’re bound to turn heads.

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u/NaiRad1000 2h ago

The ending with all the cameras was so unsettling. I’ve never gone back to watch it

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u/nicktehbubble 1h ago

Pretty grim. But hardly farfetched.

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u/NaiRad1000 1h ago

True; I totally got what Matt and Trey were saying in the episode

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u/amcclurk21 36m ago

I wonder who Matt and Trey would paint as the “new” Britney for this generation…

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u/totallynotroyalty 1h ago

The ending is great! It's a nod to a short story valled The Lottery by Shirley Jackson. Had totally forgotten about reading it in HS and then this episode reminded me of it.

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u/kirils9692 1h ago

It’s a good episode but you’re right it’s too sad and gruesome for me

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u/BloomAndBreathe 47m ago

It's terrifying because of how right they ended up being about Miley Cyrus and stuff too

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u/LuniBlack 2h ago

Humancentipad

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 2h ago

HOLD ON, A KY-RU! I BERIEVE IN YOUUUU!!!!!

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u/fifteentango88 2h ago

ISSA GONNA BE AROTT!

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 1h ago

Hord on Kyre, I berieve I in youuu!

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u/RandoDude124 2h ago

MMMMMMM!!!

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u/Sindica69 1h ago

God that episode is so fucked lmao

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u/amcclurk21 42m ago

As awful as the episode was, it really made me reconsider checking the terms and conditions boxes without at least glancing at them lmao

“WHY WONT IT READ?!?!”

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u/RazzmatazzIcy5037 14m ago

It’s so crazy I was randomly in Walmart thinking about this exact scene and i couldn’t stop laughing. People were looking at me funny but I didn’t care. Kyle BEGGED for the vanilla paste and dude just chose what he wanted anyway 😂

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u/No-Pilot464 2h ago

One of my favorites just for the best buy and Dr Phil scenes

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u/dapperslappers 2h ago

YES

Finally someone who remembers why this episode was amazing

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u/VengefulScarecrow 1h ago

F me right here in the Best Behhh!

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u/nicktehbubble 1h ago

It's definitely a finely balanced episode

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u/brucewayneceo 1h ago

At best buy...

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u/Rwillsays 2h ago

I still say I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU all the time.

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u/jbones51 2h ago

Oh my god, I can’t not watch this one. Watching the bts special on it makes me laugh harder than the episode itself does too

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u/fuckingscott 1h ago

It does email, web browsing, and it shits in Kyle's mouth?!?

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 1h ago

That’s one of my most rewatched eps.

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u/Danloeser 1h ago

Every time I cook with vanilla bean paste...

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u/rigabamboo 58m ago

Every time I eat raw cuttlefish…

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u/jppcfnnumnum 1h ago

It’s not our fault you chose the cuttlefish

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u/SamMarduk 1h ago

The “6 Days to Air” doc saved that episode for me. Now it feels really meta

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u/Itchy1Grip 18m ago

Do you want a da cuttofish?

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u/Jigsaw8200 7m ago

Even more so after watching "Six Days to Air", and seeing the whole process, then seeing the episode.

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u/deadpools_dick 2h ago

Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina. I just can’t get past the graphic procedure at the beginning

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u/Xylorz 1h ago

same

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u/cunt_dykeula 1h ago

Doesn't help that the rest of the episode sucks shit.

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u/Kind_Ad_878 2h ago

Stanley's Cup

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u/fifteentango88 2h ago

Really? It’s one of my faves.

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u/Kind_Ad_878 2h ago

It's too sad for me. Poor children.

Red Wings... Grrr!!!!

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u/jakehood47 2h ago

I think it’s a love or hate episode. I love it, but I love hockey and 90s sports movies. It seems to be maybe the most divisive episode in the show that I can think of.

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u/TheRealMitchConnor 1h ago

Yea it hits harder/different when you get older and have experience with kids with cancer.

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u/bearamongus19 2h ago

Yeah i love that episode

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u/cinnamonspiderr 17m ago

Me too! I think it’s overhated. I lose my shit when I watch it lol

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u/ThePurityPixel 2h ago

That one gets funnier for me every time

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u/grayfox0430 2h ago

No hope….no hope

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs 2h ago

Coach, does God hate me?

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u/stillwaiting11 48m ago

I mean!! What do you say to your kid with cancer?!! I’m just his father… BUT YOUR HIS COACH!!

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u/fuckingscott 1h ago

Hey coach, im gonna be watching the game tonight so...cough cough can you...make it so I dont have cancer?

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u/LBL147 1h ago

Legit my favourite episode.

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u/Lagamorph 2h ago

Same here. It's just far too much of a downer for me

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u/Just_CeeJ 2h ago

You mean you don't like seeing a group of kindergartners collectively hating Stan while getting beat up by grown men?

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u/likwitsnake 2h ago

This one for me too

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u/StarMonk3y 1h ago

Nah, I'm just his father. But you're his coach! You're like a father to him.

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u/fc_nivrana 2h ago

Is that the one with the cancer kid?

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u/AndreLeGeant88 1h ago

I love that although it came out in 06 it references the mid-90s Wings/Avalanche rivalry

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u/Praydaythemice 0m ago

goated ep a must watch on re runs

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u/Im_TroyMcClure 2h ago edited 2h ago

Back when I was 12 I spent a week with my cousins in the summer of 2001. One evening I convinced my pastor uncle to watch the new South Park episode assuring him it wasn’t nearly as bad as the news made the show out to be. That episode was Scott Tenorman Must Die. He didn’t talk to me the rest of the week and I’ve actively skipped that episode ever since.

I’m sure the episode is great outside that lens but I just can’t separate it from that memory burned into my brain

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u/dirtyforker 2h ago

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u/lordjupi 53m ago

the fact it ended up being his own father too was hilarious though

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u/FinanceGuyHere Douchebag 2h ago

I watched it with my fun aunt and she was losing her mind laughing at how ridiculous it was. The next episode I watched with her was the Paris Hilton episode years later and she lost her mind again!

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u/Shoddy_Pumpkin 1h ago

Its not you

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u/MeNoCanRead 2h ago

Cartman finds love.

It's a funny episode but the cupid me shit gets old pretty quick..

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u/Green-Gazelle-9662 39m ago

I hate the Cupid stuff it's too gross for me tbh

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u/Low_Map_5800 2h ago

The ziplining episode

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u/Ganmic 2h ago

My brother hates that episode too 😂that episode cracks me the fuck up

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u/effsixtyfour 2h ago

Me too. I feel like for its target audience it’s extremely funny. If you get it, you get it. One of my faves.

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u/Lequaraz 51m ago

i dunno whats hard to miss for people to not get it?

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u/Dragomier 2h ago

Same I used to watch I shouldn't be alive and this episode was a great spoof of that show

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u/JohnnyCanevari 11m ago

I guess...one.

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u/bendoesit17 Timmeh! 2h ago

Cartman's "I'M SO FUCKING BORED!" line gets me every time

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u/Nicrus 2h ago

Litterally my favorite episode

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u/gladwin4 Southpark Fan 2h ago

yessss it's literally my favorite comfort episode

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u/NymeriaTheThird 2h ago

My husband and I recently went canyoning in Colorado (I know not ziplining), and halfway through he just looked at me deadpan, and said ‘I’M SO FUCKING BORED!’

It was hilarious and I love this episode simply for the delivery of that line 😂

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u/Levin_1999 2h ago

Long story short, the zip line episode is one of those rare South Park episodes where the satire completely overstays its welcome. The joke is that the boys are trapped in an unbelievably boring experience, but instead of making that boredom funny, the episode spends so much time recreating it that you start feeling trapped too. The live-action nature documentary segments, endless descriptions of mundane events, and repetitive pacing all feel intentionally tedious. You can appreciate what the writers were trying to do, but a joke about boredom still has to be entertaining. By the end, it feels less like you’re watching South Park make fun of a bad vacation and more like you’re actually stuck on that vacation with no way off the ride. Long story short, the episode succeeds so well at portraying a miserable experience that it ends up becoming one itself.
/s

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u/AslowLearn 2h ago

Get yourself a diet double dew. That episode was making fun of the show I shouldn't be alive, and that is exactly what that show was. Shaka brah

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u/Ganmic 2h ago

But what the boys don't realize is that a massive storm is brewing. Last night, Eric Cartman had kung pao spaghetti from California Pizza Kitchen. Inside Eric's stomach, the kung pao has just met with the Del Taco he ate for breakfast. It has already started to tear down the layers of barbeque BK toppers that have been building up for months. And now, to compensate for all the annoying tourists, Eric is ingesting massive amounts of Mountain Dew. The caffeine and sugar turn the soupy fast-food liquid in his stomach into a toxic gas. When the gas is released, it carries with it tiny particles of Eric's fecal matter. Fecal matter which floats up and into Kyle's nasal passage.

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u/foxguy2021 1h ago

 By the end, it feels less like you’re watching South Park make fun of a bad vacation

More than likely what happened. 

Trey is known to take the writing team on group outings. Bill Hader talked about going randomly one day to a fish farm and that is where the fish sticks joke came from. Towelie was also an outcome of the writing team going on a boat trip.

I bet they went on a zipline tour and it was an absolute slog to get through. The best zipline tours are the ones where the spots are connected to eachother or within minimum walking distance of eachother. However, a lot of them are an hour of driving to the first location. Spending 30 minutes to get everyone through the first zipline. Getting back in a van, driving 20 minutes and repeat.

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u/cj-the-man 1h ago

Long story short

Was that intentional?

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u/Levin_1999 1h ago

Long story short: yes. I started with “long story short” because I thought it would be funny to spend three paragraphs explaining why an episode about a boring, drawn-out experience is a boring, drawn-out experience. If you felt trapped halfway through and started wondering when it would end, then the comment successfully captured the essence of the episode. Long story short, I regret nothing.

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u/cj-the-man 1h ago

I thought you were referencing that old man in the episode that kept saying long story short

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u/willnye2cool 2h ago

That episode has Brandin Hardesty in it playing cartman so I can't not love it.

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u/HopeSubstantial 1h ago

It is one of the worst episodes in the show.

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u/Kitchen_Community511 Sheila Broflovski 2h ago

The Terrance and Phillip episode that opened season two, I always go straight to the second episode of the season

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u/dapperslappers 2h ago

Oh no that one cracks me up something crazy

"Lets look for treasure phillip"

lifts train seat cushion

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u/HippogriffTattoo 1h ago

Ok, Scott.

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u/fuckingscott 1h ago

Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody put out a forest fire with a skrewdriver

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u/Deimenried Stan DARSH 18m ago

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u/Doru-kun 2h ago

The two Stan ass burgers episodes.
People seem to really love those episodes, but I just find them depressing and not fun to watch.

Then I typically skip a lot of the newer seasons, watching only a handful of episodes from them.

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u/dapperslappers 2h ago

I noticed as i was growing up you could kinda see the show grow up. My assumption was we were seeing the world through trey n matts minds.

So ghat episode where everything sucks kinda hits home as you get older and for its itd the begining of the shows step into less...fun stuff and more politcal or topical coments

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u/Doru-kun 1h ago

I don't know if I agree with the second half of your comment. The show has always been full of political and topical commentary; It was just a little more over the top or surreal in the early seasons.

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u/ZOLTANstudios 45m ago

We’re all aging at their rate. As Trey has said, Randy started as his dad (actually named Randy) and has evolved into being him as he is today.

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u/GoldTeamDowntown 8m ago

Do you mean “You’re Getting Old”? I know it’s a favorite around here but I always skip that one, can’t stand the constant shitting sounds and depressive tone.

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u/Doru-kun 6m ago

Yeah. That one, and it's follow up which I believe is called "Ass Burgers".

Like yeah, it has a few good jokes, but the rest of it is just ridiculously depressing.

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u/thejamesblender 2h ago

Pip and ms garrisons fancy new vagina

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u/manningthehelm 2h ago

I skipped woodland critter last night and the next episode was new vagina. It’s an interesting season premiere.

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u/EnjoyerOfRamen 24m ago

Ms Garrison's Fancy New Vagina is such a crazy episode lol. The real footage of surgery is gross, but I find Gerald's dolphin formation, and Kyle's negroplasty more disturbing for some reason. I think it's the dark bags under the eyes that unsettle me.

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u/xLykos 2h ago

Pip. Jakovasaurs

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u/Vast_Newspaper_6699 2h ago

Majority of the Christmas episodes

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u/00Avalanche 2h ago

But not Woodland Critter Christmas, right?

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u/manningthehelm 2h ago

I rewatch an episode before bed most nights and I skipped that episode last night! I save the holiday ones for the holidays. Kind of makes them special to that time of the year.

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u/unperson_1984 1h ago

It's once a year, it's Christmas time! And it happens once a year.

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u/SrHankey 2h ago

It's Christmas in Canada it's also a classic!

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 2h ago

When they do that first "hail Satan" I fell out of my bed laughing. They had us in the first half

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u/zerocoldx911 2h ago

Blood orgy

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u/SheriffOfPieCounty 25m ago

Their Halloween episodes are always 10x better than the Christmas ones for some reason, even in seasons 20+.

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u/TheTrub 2h ago

Some episodes have grown on me, but You Have Zero Friends never will.

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u/Accomplished_Salt876 1h ago

Pip. always Pip.

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u/kevinz227 Southpark Fan 2h ago

The ziplining episode. One of the few episodes I truly dislike.

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u/HippogriffTattoo 1h ago

This is the answer. 

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u/KratosOfSparta08 2h ago

The one with Indiana Jones. I’ve only seen it once because it makes me so uncomfortable. Also, the one with Mr. Adler where he keeps having the flashbacks, that one is so annoying.

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u/WoozyJwill 2h ago

I think you need to stop screwing around

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u/HowardNorris69 2h ago

Richard!!!!

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u/JV0 2h ago

You don't care for Pam Brady?

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u/venniedjr 2h ago

Yeah I’ve only rewatched it a couple times. Sometimes I want to watch it for the Butters/Cartman storyline but I just can’t. If I’m watching the show to fall asleep I’ll make sure to play an episode far away from it because I don’t want to wake up and see Indiana Jones being sexually assaulted

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u/HippogriffTattoo 1h ago

That’s how Trey and Matt felt with the Indiana Jones remake. It was a tough experience for them. 

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u/rhyknophoto 2h ago

Semi recent? That information is older than gta 5

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u/Snake_ly 1h ago

Anything with Mr hanky or whatever the little shit is called.

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u/dogbert_93 2h ago

The entire seasons like 19-22

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u/xTrainerRedx 2h ago

Tbh, probably stretches to season 18-23 for me.

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u/dogbert_93 2h ago

PC Principle i didnt like

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u/xTrainerRedx 2h ago

Agreed, but him getting onto Leslie at the assemblies and giving Mackey detention live rent free in my head.

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u/JV0 2h ago

Season 19 is one of their best.

Don't want what you're smoking.

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u/EnjoyerOfRamen 20m ago

I was about to say you're crazy, but looking at the episodes list for the season, it's full of some great episodes.

I didn't like PC Principal, but he's grown on me since his introduction. I think it was the end of this season he started to grow on me.

This season is great for Tweek x Craig alone.

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u/Far-Boot5639 2h ago

I watched the entire series feom S1E1 through the last episode from the most recent season. I don't think theres a memorable episode from that time frame- and I've been a fan since the 3rd or 4th episode of the 1st season

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u/Piotrek9t 2h ago

Any towelie episode, as much as I love SP, I cant stand that character

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u/DennisUltima 1h ago

Ur a towel 

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u/JadrianInc 31m ago

Best towel you ever had!

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u/cstricke 25m ago

No, you're a towel.

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u/Comprehensive_While3 14m ago

Guess you've just never walked on sunshine

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u/shoooooooooob 2h ago

Return of Chef, Zipline Episode & Fun with Veal

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u/OnTheLeft 1h ago

Why fun with veal?

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u/Putrid-Seaweed111 2h ago

Probably anything with PC Principal. It feels weird watching anything pre Season 27 knowing he's just a performative dick.

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u/lotus2471 1h ago

All the serialized stuff, so pretty much the last several years of shows.

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u/Melodic_Grapefruit80 1h ago

The episode that focuses on pip

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u/KhuliKing 1h ago

I’m not a fan of the Mr hankie episodes. Except the first one is pretty funny, I don’t skip that one.

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u/TheRealMitchConnor 1h ago

Stanley's Cup. Matt and Trey hate it too.

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u/Careless_Map488 Southpark Fan 1h ago

The one with Britney Spears was a horrible watch LMAO

I saw it one time and now always skip it cause wow.

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u/ikkewatson 1h ago

Le petit Tourette is one of my favorite episodes and I watch it until the endless string of dudes shooting themselves. My brother committed suicide ny gun, though, so it fucks with me. I dont watch the Brittneys New Look either.

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u/abominable_prolapse 1h ago

Anything Cartman and Heidi and most Pc principal episodes. Some of their worst work ever.

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u/ExcelsiorPhoenix 1h ago

Jakovasaur

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u/lordjupi 54m ago

the kyle turn black sex change episode

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u/CheapLeadership7999 53m ago

All the old dudes in the super adventure club are spitting images of the old expat men you see around Southeast Asia so I love that ep

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u/AndrewS702 41m ago

No, but I genuinely cringe at the operation scene in the beginning of S9E1 (Mr. Garrison’s sex change)

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u/dc-pigpen 37m ago

The one where Stan sees everything as shit. I don't recall a single joke in that episode, unless you count seeing poop as a joke.

BTW, the episode OP used for the picture is one of my absolute favorites lmao

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u/luxafelicity 36m ago

Britney's New Look. I don't skip many episodes, but that one goes a little too far for my taste.

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u/Informal-Upstairs971 36m ago

Prolly that Oprah vagina gun one

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u/insipiddeity Southpark Fan 10m ago

A Million Little Fibers. Its low on my list.

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u/Shubie758 2h ago

When Kyle became black to play basketball

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u/PoseidonSimons 2h ago

The centipad. Grosses me out

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u/LateBeyond5189 2h ago

The first episode of Season 9

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 2h ago

I always rewatch this one as a reminder of what Scientology does to a mf

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u/Tony166 2h ago

The Indiana Jones episode.

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u/Just_CeeJ 2h ago

Jackovasaur (or however you spell it), ziplining and Mr. Hankey. But to be fair I don't skip them per se, but when I'm binge watching I'll go take care of some chores or errands while they are playing.

Overall though, probably since like season 18 or so, for me the show has gone from having bangers throughout the entire seasons, to just having like 2-3 good episodes. Maybe that's just me getting older though

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u/pineapple_bushes 1h ago

Marjorine

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u/OnTheLeft 1h ago

But that one is so good! Is it the horrendously well acted screams of despair from Butters mom?

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u/tweedabop Southpark Fan 47m ago

Legit the best part is watching Butters’ mom and dad have the worst time of their lives in that episode

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u/ednamode_alamode 1h ago

I will always skip Pee and You're Not Yelping.

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u/PearFighter 1h ago

#REHASH and #HappyHolograms

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u/wrapsmclrample 1h ago

Nope. I love it all, I am genuinely of the opinion South Park remained consistently good, like I'd say my lowest point is S21 but even then I can watch every episode and still enjoy them

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u/HippogriffTattoo 1h ago

I’m surprised Mr Garrison trying to fuck his dad hasn’t been mentioned 

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u/mdervin 1h ago

Free Willzyx - just that final shot is such a gut punch.

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u/VengefulScarecrow 1h ago

Woodland Critter Christmas for me

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u/Freshtenders1022 1h ago

The last 2 seasons, you can tell they were just pumping out episodes to get out of their contract. A few funny episodes sprinkled in but overall really weak compared to previous seasons

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u/arnethyst 1h ago

Personally that episode fascinates me. It's brutal & depressing but I could write an essay analyzing it atp. The best part is Kyle's speech at the end.

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u/LordofAllReddit 1h ago

World War Zimmerman

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u/Golden-Sun 1h ago

The highschool musical one.

Nothings wrong with it Mr Gueermo is amazing I just cant do it...the ending.

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u/brownmouthwash 57m ago

The Stanley cup one

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u/DiamondDawgs12 36m ago

Pip’s Great Expectations episode is mind-numbing to me

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u/__redruM 29m ago

So on series that are episodic, and you can skip. I pick a level for the rating and only watch shows above that rating. 80% for XFiles rewatch recently.

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u/hi93ghoul 22m ago

It has to be Pip and Jakovasaurs

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u/Dwarfbeardthepirate 21m ago

The lice episode.

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u/insipiddeity Southpark Fan 12m ago

Pip's episode, Kenny Dies, The Return of Chef, Humancentipad, Tonsil Trouble, Stanley's Cup, Stan's Ass Burger episodes, The Red Badge of Gayness.